I know there is a thread on here from years ago but I couldn't find it to add this too..... Any Eastbound and Down fans will know this bloke
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"I say good on Souths, they have a squad with many more high profile players than us on bigger contracts and still recruit the best forward in the game. We always seems to have no cap space. "
"South's release KK and sign Fifita and Haas.
We lose Lomax and sign two duds in Kelly and D'bellend.
Oh and we also get to train the Broncos next star half for a year.
This club is a fucking joke.
Moses should go sign with a club that he would…"
We lose Lomax and sign two duds in Kelly and D'bellend.
Oh and we also get to train the Broncos next star half for a year.
This club is a fucking joke.
Moses should go sign with a club that he would…"
"If either of them show promise Souths won't be able to compete with other offers with so much tied up in other players. Latrell at centre on a million Jye Gray will need an upgrade to play fullback, then there is Fifita, Murray, Whighton, Campbell…"
"To be fair they are going to be fielding Humphries and Ward/Glover in the halves in 2027.
Two low cost average halves"
Two low cost average halves"
"Ugly Pete's Hypocrisy Wholesalers...we have pallets & pallets of Hyprocrisy ready for delivery to you...Right Now."
"Best way is to build a winning culture and keep those players around. Signing random stars doesn't do anything. "
"So the Bunnies in 2027 could run out a pack of:
- Murray (Lock)
- Arrow & Fifita (2nd Row)
- Haas & Tatola/Moale/Keppie (prop)
- Brandon Smith (hooker)
Aside from that being an entirely SOO/Int'l pack, throw Mitchell & Wighton into the centres, if…"
- Murray (Lock)
- Arrow & Fifita (2nd Row)
- Haas & Tatola/Moale/Keppie (prop)
- Brandon Smith (hooker)
Aside from that being an entirely SOO/Int'l pack, throw Mitchell & Wighton into the centres, if…"
"See ya, soft head!"
"To make him keave Brisbane they probably gave him close to 2M why he leaves the premiers for team with no halves "
"He would just take his shirt off
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"Hahaha Fifita and Hass, now tell me it's a level playing field!!!
Biggest bullshit of all time"
Biggest bullshit of all time"
"Souths have 3 players on 1M or more in Murray, Latrell and Haas for 2027. None of them are playing in the spine either. They also got players on decent coin in Smith, Graham, Fifita, Wighton, Arrow, Gray, Tatola. Walker is probably going to retire…"
"A great signing for the Rabbitohs . Has to be some shuffling to fit them all in . Bennett has amazing pulling skills. Man manager/father figure is superseding his ability to coach . That is why he has quality assistants .."
"It's just depressing at this point.We ain't got nothing exciting that can pull the big fish.fmd hopefully one day we can wake up to a big signing but oh well"
"TPA's and connections. What I will say, to get him to Parra it would cost $1.7-8 mil a year. Is that worth it for a Prop?"
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Lol love stevie
HAHAHAHA...gold!!!!
Wizards “JA for Captain “Sleeve How Dare You!!!!!!
😂
They're all gold. Great
She's not all there ay . Not sure which syndrome it is , but there's some syndroming going on amongst that girl.
I believe it's a new one called Side Syndrome.
Ha ha too good
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