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"Eels will need everytihng to go their way and then some to knock off Storm in Round 1?
The last time the Storm lost in R1 was in 2001 to the Dogs.
Eels R1 games vs Storm: 18-56 (2025), 12-16 (2023).
That said, historical quirk: Eels play Storm and…"
The last time the Storm lost in R1 was in 2001 to the Dogs.
Eels R1 games vs Storm: 18-56 (2025), 12-16 (2023).
That said, historical quirk: Eels play Storm and…"
"You're over 50? You act like a 13 year with ADHD."
"And Papenhuyzen and NAS"
"When I worked with rep teams, a winger who was out with torn Achilles said he would rather have torn his ACL instead Achilles just how the recovery and feel for the game was different between both injuries."
"pussy...that's loser talk.
It also means the Rat remains in your kitchen
Because they know your so unjust.....But when they catch you up They will kick you up Because you someone they cannot trust There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?…"
It also means the Rat remains in your kitchen
Because they know your so unjust.....But when they catch you up They will kick you up Because you someone they cannot trust There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?…"
"Hope we win, hate to see you blokes with "blowtorches" coming out of your arses if we lose.
I'll stick with Coryn's angle, just go out and win and leave the bad blood on the ground.
We all saw what happened to the Broncos this morning, anything can…"
I'll stick with Coryn's angle, just go out and win and leave the bad blood on the ground.
We all saw what happened to the Broncos this morning, anything can…"
"The Achillies is an extension of the calf muscle and as such any surgery can have consequences, 3 months is conservative if it is a tear. Someone who's game is built around speed and jumping can have all sorts of problems.
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"that would be funny as!"
"Brilliant.
The club should hand out blowtorch cutouts to the crowd. Epic burn
I'm dead serious"
The club should hand out blowtorch cutouts to the crowd. Epic burn
I'm dead serious"
"I'm bringing my actual blow torch rd11! "
"What based on World Club Challenge Brisbane now easy beats?
WCC is a terrible guide as SL have the advantage"
WCC is a terrible guide as SL have the advantage"
"LOL, so true Randy!"
"Price of the Lomax going up."
"Pfoth, that is a well thought-out comment that I fully support"
"NRL accept it right in the portal-hole"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Coates out for 3 months Achilles injury
Storm have confirmed Xavier will miss 3 months after getting surgery for an achillies issue. That's why Storm have been trying to apply the blowtorch 🤣🤣
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Lomax legal promise could create salary-cap headache for Storm
From The Sydney Morning Herald...Melbourne’s pursuit of Zac Lomax could prove more costly than expected if the NRL deems the club’s promise to cover the exiled winger’s legal bills should be included in the Storm’s salary cap.Parramatta began legal…
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Trial #2 / Pre Season Challenge Week 3 Team List v Sydney Roosters
1. Isaiah Iongi2. Bailey Simmonson3. Will Pensini4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr 6. Jonah Pezet7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. J’maine Hopgood9. Ryley Smith10. Junior Paulo11. Jack Williams12. Kitione Kautoga13. Jack De Belin Interchange:14. Dylan…
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Teancum Brown pushing his case for R1
51 minutes 13 runs128 m pack leader44m post contact - overall eader37 tackles. - overall leader93% tackle efficiency - very high 1 try2 offloads Ill have more to say about him later, but he has to be in the running for a top 17 spot there's no…
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lol. Love how it sticks its leg out.
definetly leans to the left......
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