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"Dragons fans are claiming Tuilagi is better than Su'A and should swap. I agree, but you see Tuilagi is that good we need LPT as well to make up for his loss as he is you know so good."
"I rest my case🙄"
"Nobody got anything from the Lomax shemozzle and I am fine with that.
We could not get what we wanted but we made damn sure that Melb, Ugly Pete and Lomax didn't get what they wanted either. I am also fine with that.
Fuck 'em all, write it off, no…"
We could not get what we wanted but we made damn sure that Melb, Ugly Pete and Lomax didn't get what they wanted either. I am also fine with that.
Fuck 'em all, write it off, no…"
"Do you really rate Lorenzo Talititiana. He looks like a spot player in defence. Looks very small for a front line player "
"At the moment at Wing? No. Unless Alamaddine surprises. "
"Trying to be as realistic as possible
1. Iongi
2. Taulagi
3. Penisini
4. Tago
5. Addo-Carr
6. Talataina
7. Moses
8. Koloamatangi (slightly unrealistic)
9. Smith
10. Tuivaiti
11. Williams
12. Su'A
13. Hopgood
14. Da Silva
15. Pasifiki Tonga
16. Paulo…"
1. Iongi
2. Taulagi
3. Penisini
4. Tago
5. Addo-Carr
6. Talataina
7. Moses
8. Koloamatangi (slightly unrealistic)
9. Smith
10. Tuivaiti
11. Williams
12. Su'A
13. Hopgood
14. Da Silva
15. Pasifiki Tonga
16. Paulo…"
"I'm getting old"
"You said dream team. So I went for 3 signings (excluding Su'A) that are dream but not fantasy. Farnworth, Munster and Pasifiki-Tonga.
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Iongi;
Samrani, Penisini, Farnworth, Addo-Carr;
Munster, Moses;
Moretti, Smith, Pasifiki-Tonga;
Su'A,…"
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Iongi;
Samrani, Penisini, Farnworth, Addo-Carr;
Munster, Moses;
Moretti, Smith, Pasifiki-Tonga;
Su'A,…"
"He doesn't do the wheeling and dealing, its up to the recruitment team headed by mon to get deals done. The players ryles wanted he didn't get so was left with the scraps the club could sign."
"No Purdue, No Jenkins and no Xerri."
"You have no idea how recruitment works. JR gets the final say on who we chase, sign or re-sign, it's his job on the line."
"So in conclusion you really haven't concluded anything really accept you like knats and flies but very unsure about Eels 🧐 hmm 🤔 this is very interesting. "
"Purdue isn't leaving the Cows. He's been a fan since he was born and they're clearing the decks to make him a huge offer. No way he leaves. "
"1 Tedesco
2 Coates
3 Farnworth
4 Crichton
5 Jenkins
6 Campbell
7 Cleary
8 Fonua-Blake
9 Grant
10 Barnett
11 Olakau'atu
12 T. Coachman
13 Carrigan
14 Purdue
15 Yeo
16 Halasima
17 Williams
18 Kolomatangi
19 B. Brailey"
2 Coates
3 Farnworth
4 Crichton
5 Jenkins
6 Campbell
7 Cleary
8 Fonua-Blake
9 Grant
10 Barnett
11 Olakau'atu
12 T. Coachman
13 Carrigan
14 Purdue
15 Yeo
16 Halasima
17 Williams
18 Kolomatangi
19 B. Brailey"
"Im clearly taking the piss lol"
"Its a dream team not a fantasy team. Most of the players i mentioned are a chance of signing unlike your team. Your team is only possible if you took a mother load of LSD "
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Our Dream 2027 team
If O'neill can land most of this team, he'll be known as the next Frank Ponessi1. Iongi 2. Jenkins 3. Xerri4. Tago - most likely signing 5. Fox6. Purdue 7. Moses8. Sam Tuivaiti. Extension now9. Smith 10 ???11 Jaydn Sua signed 12. Kit kat - jury's…
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Kelma to explore other options
Personally I don't really mind this..his a rocks and diamonds player.Liability in defence and to many errors a game.Just a backup player at best.with sua taking his spot this is what our 27 side will prob look like before future signings and what we…
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What another Boring Year for Eels Fans
Towards the end of the 2025 NRL season I think a majority of Eels fans had some form of optimism for 2026 hoping it might be a possible top 8 position for the Eels. However, this year has turned into one of the worst so far on record with Eels…
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Do we not have anyone better then kelly
Surely there's some young hungry kids knocking at the door for that vacant wing spot,cause how Brian Kelly is in this starting lineup baffles me.Dogs are just gonna be peppering that side all game cause Kelly dosent have the brain of a regular first…
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