HAPPY FESTIVUS 2019 !!

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HAPPY FESTIVUS MOTHERF*CKERS!!

Above is the 1EE Festivus Wall Of Fame. If you're active on 1EE, or you're a lengendary past member, there's a good chance you're somewhere on The Wall - and if you're not it's only because my semi pickled brain forgot you. 

Just wanted to wish each and every 1EE member - legends, each and every one of you - a magnificent Festive Season and every bit of happiness, prosperity and good fortune in 2020.

My Festivus wish is for cool weather and long, heavy, soaking rain on all the fire grounds.

Cheers everyone - go Eels :)))

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    • 3782828718?profile=RESIZE_710x Let's rumble big fella !!!! - have a good one mate :)

  • Have a great festivus Kram. May you and your loved ones stay safe in these deplorable fires.

  • Can’t wait for the Airing of Grievances. Highlight of the year. 

    Its a Festivus miracle.

    A Festivus for the rest of us. 

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  • Onya Kram, enjoy your holidays mate.

  • Merry Christmas to all and a prosperous new year.

  • Lol, Krams you classy, witty & intelligent fella. 

    Mate, all the best for the festive season to you, loved ones & the family. 

    Also, I hope you managed to iron out those work headaches as well. Stay well mate.

    • Cheers HOE - enjoy the break mate - we're expecting big things from you next year in the form of pre match articles. Rest up :)

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    • LOL - laughed out loud!! :))

    • Inferiority complex ?? lol . Merry Xmas Sluggy. I hope you are back in your house comfortable ??

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