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"Id be happy to get a Carrigan clone. Dream scenario would be Patty coming down and mentoring him as well "
"Chuck Norris never went to the dentist His teeth took themselves out
Chuck Norris's farts never stank His colon kicked the shit out of them on their way out "
Chuck Norris's farts never stank His colon kicked the shit out of them on their way out "
"When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had two missed calls from Chuck Norris."
"Best comment on the situation "
"So he's going to Melbourne "
"The clubs are not allowed to speak to Xerrie. He has not been released. Everyone club has said they are not interested, Dragons, Tigers, Parra. These are the only clubs that really would need a centre. More to come once he officially hits the market…"
"God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said 'say please' "
Chuck Norris said 'say please' "
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Norris went to a feminist rally and came back with a sandwich and his shirt ironed.
When he left for college he told his dad "You're the man of the house now".
Chuck Norris once visited the 'Virgin Islands',…"
Norris went to a feminist rally and came back with a sandwich and his shirt ironed.
When he left for college he told his dad "You're the man of the house now".
Chuck Norris once visited the 'Virgin Islands',…"
"xerri 💩s on every centre we have at the club"
"I once saw him slam a revolving door. "
"MON did say they are looking for another back, after signing Kelly, so might not be this back? Who knows.
I reckon we still get Izack Tago"
I reckon we still get Izack Tago"
"The end result is the same whether Ryles wants to sign a player or not. We always miss out. "
"Good to actually see some direct quotes on our recruitment position - no interest. I wonder how often this applies to other players we've supposedly failed to get? "
"Does any one doubt if we had Semi from the time he left, that we would have won at least one comp!
No doubt about it the guy was a game changer literally wins games by himself it's exactly what the teams missing.Back 5 players have increased in…"
No doubt about it the guy was a game changer literally wins games by himself it's exactly what the teams missing.Back 5 players have increased in…"
"I'll say this at least he's definitive who he does and doesn't want.I suspect there's some character flaws in Xerri's make up."
"Guymer joins the extender bench with De Debelin cut. I assume he will play cup"
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Keaon done deal
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Ryles confirms no interest in Xerri
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For those who continue to suck off BA, please see the below FACTS and please explain your unwaivering support of this coaching clown.
1. Sit 8th by a miracle 12pts -23 F/A
2. Worst defence in the comp -296 points.
3. We’ve won 6 lost 7 but let’s see who we’ve beaten and where they sit on the ladder.
Panthers 10pts, played them back into form a few weeks back, sitting in 14th currently.
Saints 10pts lost 5 on the trot, sitting in 13th
Dogs 6pts, running dead last 16th
Tigers 12pts, playing like bustards coming 10th
Sharks 16pts, decimated by injury when we played them round 4, sitting 6th currently.
Rabbits 20pts, decimated by injury and origin last week, sitting in 2nd currently.
Now in all honesty, looking at the above FACTS, how anyone can claim that we are going ok so far beggars belief. Only a complete nuffy with zero idea of rugby league could state otherwise. We’ve only beaten sides below us in the ladder or sides not able to field a competitive side and depleted because of injury/origin.
We are going like bustards and tbh, only a few more bad games away from sliding down the ladder to where we rightfully belong. BA will not turn the side around any time soon, I just can’t see it.
Combine that with our stats last year that were the worst in the clubs history, its just diabilical that this man still mas a job.
Theres zero accountability at the club, even after a bullshit review nothings changed.
Wheres all the unicorn dopes who argued what great results we'd have this year because of it?
The whole review finding came down to the conclusion that it was Corey Norman's fault we were running dead last.
Worst defence last year, worst defence this year.
Our form so far is like having fallen from the Sydney Harbour Bridge having avoiding being killed on impact, not been eaten by the sharks and not drowning we've found a bundle of $1000 to spend on booze, coke and hookers.
We won't stay there unless our defence improves. And could even win another spoon.
Because all 19 wooden spooners, from 2000, have all been in the bottom four defensive teams - and at the end of R13 we have the 2nd worst defence in the competition.
Our defence is now worse than last year (conceding 22.7ppg versus 21.7ppg) when we won the spoon.
In round 6 we were coming 5th and had conceded 97 points (16.2 ppg). The best start since 1986 with the 3rd best defence, and 2nd best attack. That's where you have to be to win a premiership. Since 2000, 15 out of last 19 grand finals were won by top 3 defences (14 of those are top 2), or the top 3 attacks with reasonable defence (Cowboys 2015, Tigers 2005, Penrith 2003, Knights 2001).
The wheels have fallen off. And we are now a long way off the pace.
It really ain't looking good going forward. WTF is wrong with this club. Year after year it's the same thing over & over. We change coaches, we change players, we even change the board but the same result. What the hell is in the drinking water in Parramatta. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
9 lives gone. Thank you Tigers