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  • For those who continue to suck off BA, please see the below FACTS and please explain your unwaivering support of this coaching clown.

    1. Sit 8th by a miracle 12pts -23 F/A

    2. Worst defence in the comp -296 points.

    3. We’ve won 6 lost 7 but let’s see who we’ve beaten and where they sit on the ladder.

    Panthers 10pts, played them back into form a few weeks back, sitting in 14th currently.

    Saints 10pts lost 5 on the trot, sitting in 13th

    Dogs 6pts, running dead last 16th

    Tigers 12pts, playing like bustards coming 10th

    Sharks 16pts, decimated by injury when we played them round 4, sitting 6th currently.

    Rabbits 20pts, decimated by injury and origin last week, sitting in 2nd currently.

    Now in all honesty, looking at the above FACTS, how anyone can claim that we are going ok so far beggars belief. Only a complete nuffy with zero idea of rugby league could state otherwise. We’ve only beaten sides below us in the ladder or sides not able to field a competitive side and depleted because of injury/origin.

    We are going like bustards and tbh, only a few more bad games away from sliding down the ladder to where we rightfully belong. BA will not turn the side around any time soon, I just can’t see it.

    • Combine that with our stats last year that were the worst in the clubs history, its just diabilical that this man still mas a job.

      Theres zero accountability at the club, even after a bullshit review nothings changed.

      Wheres all the unicorn dopes who argued what great results we'd have this year because of it?

      • The whole review finding came down to the conclusion that it was Corey Norman's fault we were running dead last.

        Worst defence last year, worst defence this year.

  • Our form so far is like having fallen from the Sydney Harbour Bridge having avoiding being killed on impact, not been eaten by the sharks and not drowning we've found a bundle of $1000 to spend on booze, coke and hookers.

  • We won't stay there unless our defence improves. And could even win another spoon.

    Because all 19 wooden spooners, from 2000, have all been in the bottom four defensive teams - and at the end of R13 we have the 2nd worst defence in the competition.

    Our defence is now worse than last year (conceding 22.7ppg versus 21.7ppg) when we won the spoon.

    In round 6 we were coming 5th and had conceded 97 points (16.2 ppg). The best start since 1986 with the 3rd best defence, and 2nd best attack. That's where you have to be to win a premiership. Since 2000, 15 out of last 19 grand finals were won by top 3 defences (14 of those are top 2), or the top 3 attacks with reasonable defence (Cowboys 2015, Tigers 2005, Penrith 2003, Knights 2001).

    The wheels have fallen off. And we are now a long way off the pace.

  • It really ain't looking good going forward. WTF is wrong with this club. Year after year it's the same thing over & over. We change coaches, we change players, we even change the board but the same result. What the hell is in the drinking water in Parramatta. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

  • 9 lives gone. Thank you Tigers 

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Sonic Boom replied to EA's discussion Loko Pasifiki Tonga requests immediate release
"Yea and lets be fair that his halves havent done him any favours this year. He could be frustrated with the lack opportunities the halves have given him but his attitude has been great and even though he doesnt get much good ball in the centres he…"
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Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill's 🪓 replied to EA's discussion Loko Pasifiki Tonga requests immediate release
"St george have told him no to a release "
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EA replied to EA's discussion Loko Pasifiki Tonga requests immediate release
"His attitude is very impressive and thats clear from his defence. Defensively he is superior that Alamaoti at the same age. You see him chasing down from the other side of the field if there is a line break. You see him celebrating his teams efforts…"
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Sonic Boom replied to EA's discussion Loko Pasifiki Tonga requests immediate release
"Yea i think the coaching staff need to find the right balance of giving Seuseu enough of a challenge to force him to continuously improve without damaging his body before it has developed.
But i agree with him potentially skipping HM next year if…"
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EA replied to EA's discussion Loko Pasifiki Tonga requests immediate release
"Yep I think the talent in SG Ball is more than the 2023 team that won the comp and that team had has 7 players play nrl. 
I personally recon Seuseu should skip his second year of HM. Alamoti did that. I would start Seuseu in SG ball next year and…"
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Nightmare Off-Season replied to EA's discussion Loko Pasifiki Tonga requests immediate release
"Great to hear, always appreciated reading these thanks EA / Sonic."
28 minutes ago
Poppa replied to EA's discussion Loko Pasifiki Tonga requests immediate release
"Shit you would have hated Steve Ella when he came through!"
30 minutes ago
Sonic Boom replied to EA's discussion Loko Pasifiki Tonga requests immediate release
"Yea this is the deepest ive ever seen our jnr talent pool. They all have an elite skill set or trait that you want to see when scouting jnrs (some have multiple). 
Seuseu is one of the most physically gifted kids ive ever seen at jnr level. I would…"
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Poppa replied to Yeah Man's discussion Worst forward pack ever in team history?
"People like Poppa, I doubt it EA.....no one likes Poppa.....but that said I am not here to win a popularity contest. If I was then I would not go around challenging you blokes who have been watching the game for 5 minutes and think they know…"
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EA replied to EA's discussion Loko Pasifiki Tonga requests immediate release
"Bamblett has heaps of potential but he is not very consistent and can be an individual player rather than a team player at times which is why he is not in my top 5."
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EA replied to EA's discussion Loko Pasifiki Tonga requests immediate release
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Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill's 🪓 replied to Yeah Man's discussion Worst forward pack ever in team history?
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Sonic Boom replied to EA's discussion Loko Pasifiki Tonga requests immediate release
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Sonic Boom replied to EA's discussion Loko Pasifiki Tonga requests immediate release
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Poppa replied to EA's discussion Loko Pasifiki Tonga requests immediate release
"Your too young to smoke, what would the children say?"
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