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"To be or not to be
Pete's head is the size of a tree
With a brain as small as a pea "
Pete's head is the size of a tree
With a brain as small as a pea "
"Longfin I understand what you're saying but it's not an experiment, it's a critical part of the games expansion. They made it to the Semis of SG ball in 2025, there are plenty of players who are from Melbourne. They have been the most competitive…"
"I think you have just decided to make a game more than a game and that's your choice. This is just a sport, Parramatta is the club you choose to support. Watch it, have some fun and move on is my advice. If you think the game is corrupt beyond…"
"I think PVL is a smart operator, he's been in cases before he wouldn't have messages that show him engaging. "
"It's always no sugar with Tea'n'cum lol"
"Just a work of art Randy Shakespeare. Got one that starts with to be or not to be?"
"so nasty
Funnily enough before your comment I had only seen it as Tea'n'cum...no sugar"
Funnily enough before your comment I had only seen it as Tea'n'cum...no sugar"
"I would love to get to the end of a season then be told that core Eels players had engaged all year with any and all terminally ill kids at Westmead Childrens Hospital who requested it.,, Video chats after meeting them, photos with a personal msg,…"
""When President I will end the Ukraine war in 24hrs"....That's nonsense right there
"I did not fuck kids with Jeffery"...more obvious nonsense"
"I did not fuck kids with Jeffery"...more obvious nonsense"
"So someone contacted V'landys about organising someone from St George to visit a termanily ill child and St George sent an up and coming centre at the time who Pete knew of because he was a Dragons fan. So in other words they generously sent a…"
"Tds has Nathan Brown I expect results by half year he needs a plan .Russell will be top shelf at this rate he's in my team every week.pezet steered the ship good he stands in great position "
"Trump always makes sense.....He has won two elections! :)"
"Poppa, I know the chance of dementia plays on your mind. Here's a rabbit hole for you. A way to stave off the diagnosis of dementia. It's the first I have heard of it. This link should start at the right spot (13min), don't worry about the title…"
"Vlandy's is a dick, a tiny dick, but a dick nevertheless. He is now showing himself and the NRL to be corrupt, who knows what he owes the Storm and Mr Tripp.
The legal eagles will not buy the babbling idiots bullshit."
The legal eagles will not buy the babbling idiots bullshit."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Ryles 2.0: 2026 gets off to a bright start in Eels trial
Trials always present the double edged sword of fans getting excited that footy is finally returning, while trying to hold back on any bold predictions given the chopping and changing that occurs at this time of year. Parramatta fielded a mix of…
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V'Landys on Hello Sport
Happy Monday, if anyone wants a good laugh to start their week, skip to 32:50 mark and listen to this f***wit talk. It is laughable seriously. Claiming the offer of $300k was a great deal and we can put that into our junior system. But said we can…
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Picking Up Where We Left Off?
Obviously, it’s only a trial. Other than reviving Henson Park, at best it's test of whether juniors' physicality is up to the task. We passed that test. Perhaps, there were symptoms of something else. We seemed to have picked up where we left off at…
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Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
Where is the game day blog.
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For those who continue to suck off BA, please see the below FACTS and please explain your unwaivering support of this coaching clown.
1. Sit 8th by a miracle 12pts -23 F/A
2. Worst defence in the comp -296 points.
3. We’ve won 6 lost 7 but let’s see who we’ve beaten and where they sit on the ladder.
Panthers 10pts, played them back into form a few weeks back, sitting in 14th currently.
Saints 10pts lost 5 on the trot, sitting in 13th
Dogs 6pts, running dead last 16th
Tigers 12pts, playing like bustards coming 10th
Sharks 16pts, decimated by injury when we played them round 4, sitting 6th currently.
Rabbits 20pts, decimated by injury and origin last week, sitting in 2nd currently.
Now in all honesty, looking at the above FACTS, how anyone can claim that we are going ok so far beggars belief. Only a complete nuffy with zero idea of rugby league could state otherwise. We’ve only beaten sides below us in the ladder or sides not able to field a competitive side and depleted because of injury/origin.
We are going like bustards and tbh, only a few more bad games away from sliding down the ladder to where we rightfully belong. BA will not turn the side around any time soon, I just can’t see it.
Combine that with our stats last year that were the worst in the clubs history, its just diabilical that this man still mas a job.
Theres zero accountability at the club, even after a bullshit review nothings changed.
Wheres all the unicorn dopes who argued what great results we'd have this year because of it?
The whole review finding came down to the conclusion that it was Corey Norman's fault we were running dead last.
Worst defence last year, worst defence this year.
Our form so far is like having fallen from the Sydney Harbour Bridge having avoiding being killed on impact, not been eaten by the sharks and not drowning we've found a bundle of $1000 to spend on booze, coke and hookers.
We won't stay there unless our defence improves. And could even win another spoon.
Because all 19 wooden spooners, from 2000, have all been in the bottom four defensive teams - and at the end of R13 we have the 2nd worst defence in the competition.
Our defence is now worse than last year (conceding 22.7ppg versus 21.7ppg) when we won the spoon.
In round 6 we were coming 5th and had conceded 97 points (16.2 ppg). The best start since 1986 with the 3rd best defence, and 2nd best attack. That's where you have to be to win a premiership. Since 2000, 15 out of last 19 grand finals were won by top 3 defences (14 of those are top 2), or the top 3 attacks with reasonable defence (Cowboys 2015, Tigers 2005, Penrith 2003, Knights 2001).
The wheels have fallen off. And we are now a long way off the pace.
It really ain't looking good going forward. WTF is wrong with this club. Year after year it's the same thing over & over. We change coaches, we change players, we even change the board but the same result. What the hell is in the drinking water in Parramatta. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
9 lives gone. Thank you Tigers