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"So you would reward such a friendly & helpful Witch by giving her a cursed item?
This is how you end up getting re-cursed even harder than before and it will go on forev....oh shit...you've actually been doing this haven't you?
We are truly fucked"
This is how you end up getting re-cursed even harder than before and it will go on forev....oh shit...you've actually been doing this haven't you?
We are truly fucked"
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"Well, the PNG Cannibals are part of a Aust government diplomatic effort incl Funding, Tax-breaks & I would expect providing TPA's. Also pressuring NRL & every other backdoor shenanigan you would expect of a Govt looking for Australian influence in…"
"We need new leadership.
CEO HOF and Recruitment....
We may have what 5 players of any quality in our side....
Iongi
TDS
Moses
Tuivati
JAC"
CEO HOF and Recruitment....
We may have what 5 players of any quality in our side....
Iongi
TDS
Moses
Tuivati
JAC"
"Saifiti brothers have been NSW pets for a long time I do not get it. "
"If we had a loaded gun we would soon have a bleeding foot & and an empty gun"
"LB, too many of our best line-up would be behind that "emergency: break glass" at other clubs"
"Bringing the hate to schoolgirls in Hijabs is well out of order....but moving due to a high concentration of folks from another culture is not racist. Why is there a high concentration of, say, Lebs in Lakemba or Viets in Cabra or Indians in Pendle…"
"Brown was INCREDIBLE in defence, and was sometimes electric in attack. We noticed his defensive workload missing more than anything - he didn't get enough credit for how much work he did because everyone focused on his on and off again attack."
"I ride with you on this Clintorian. We know that every member of this club is deeply wounded after repeated thrashings and we urge the team to toughen up, but we fail ourselves to do so.
If we could just lighten up a bit and cease arguing…"
If we could just lighten up a bit and cease arguing…"
"Radley has got to be one of the most baffling selections. It feels like it was a selection 3 years too late just because he's now elligible.
Ford was robbed this year just like May was robbed last year. Laurie is truly one of the luckiest men alive…"
Ford was robbed this year just like May was robbed last year. Laurie is truly one of the luckiest men alive…"
"Teddy at FB worries me too - he is a ball hog and continually tries to make the hero plays. Edwards was great, did the hard stuff and didn't always look to be Man of the Match.
Our only saving grace is that Slater has also picked some really whacky…"
Our only saving grace is that Slater has also picked some really whacky…"
"Iongi 2 line breaks in 41 minutes of footy. Go going. Araz 236m has to start next week. New recruit Harrison Edwards 53 tackles and mom. All 3 should be rewarded with a start next week."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Moderation Note: Forum Standards
We understand the frustration many are feeling, and the overwhelming, relentless sentiment surrounding the club at the moment. However, we are not going to tolerate abuse or harassment directed at others simply because they may hold a different…
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Spirits crushed
Spirits crushed.. just looking at all the teams in the comp compared to us and Fmd.Newcastle wooden spooners now playing amazing footy and tigers 3 wooden spoons in a row and at full strength brilliant.Just looking at all the shit teams in the last…
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What we need.
Firstly a new recruitment and retention team. The clowns currently running the show have no idea. We desperately need a centre or two and prop that can eat some metres.
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For those who continue to suck off BA, please see the below FACTS and please explain your unwaivering support of this coaching clown.
1. Sit 8th by a miracle 12pts -23 F/A
2. Worst defence in the comp -296 points.
3. We’ve won 6 lost 7 but let’s see who we’ve beaten and where they sit on the ladder.
Panthers 10pts, played them back into form a few weeks back, sitting in 14th currently.
Saints 10pts lost 5 on the trot, sitting in 13th
Dogs 6pts, running dead last 16th
Tigers 12pts, playing like bustards coming 10th
Sharks 16pts, decimated by injury when we played them round 4, sitting 6th currently.
Rabbits 20pts, decimated by injury and origin last week, sitting in 2nd currently.
Now in all honesty, looking at the above FACTS, how anyone can claim that we are going ok so far beggars belief. Only a complete nuffy with zero idea of rugby league could state otherwise. We’ve only beaten sides below us in the ladder or sides not able to field a competitive side and depleted because of injury/origin.
We are going like bustards and tbh, only a few more bad games away from sliding down the ladder to where we rightfully belong. BA will not turn the side around any time soon, I just can’t see it.
Combine that with our stats last year that were the worst in the clubs history, its just diabilical that this man still mas a job.
Theres zero accountability at the club, even after a bullshit review nothings changed.
Wheres all the unicorn dopes who argued what great results we'd have this year because of it?
The whole review finding came down to the conclusion that it was Corey Norman's fault we were running dead last.
Worst defence last year, worst defence this year.
Our form so far is like having fallen from the Sydney Harbour Bridge having avoiding being killed on impact, not been eaten by the sharks and not drowning we've found a bundle of $1000 to spend on booze, coke and hookers.
We won't stay there unless our defence improves. And could even win another spoon.
Because all 19 wooden spooners, from 2000, have all been in the bottom four defensive teams - and at the end of R13 we have the 2nd worst defence in the competition.
Our defence is now worse than last year (conceding 22.7ppg versus 21.7ppg) when we won the spoon.
In round 6 we were coming 5th and had conceded 97 points (16.2 ppg). The best start since 1986 with the 3rd best defence, and 2nd best attack. That's where you have to be to win a premiership. Since 2000, 15 out of last 19 grand finals were won by top 3 defences (14 of those are top 2), or the top 3 attacks with reasonable defence (Cowboys 2015, Tigers 2005, Penrith 2003, Knights 2001).
The wheels have fallen off. And we are now a long way off the pace.
It really ain't looking good going forward. WTF is wrong with this club. Year after year it's the same thing over & over. We change coaches, we change players, we even change the board but the same result. What the hell is in the drinking water in Parramatta. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
9 lives gone. Thank you Tigers