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"I've personally had to remove several senior executives who were 'trying'. At senior levels only results matter. However no one willingly resigns from a job they are passionate about, even when they are failing. It comes down to the Board and…"
"i wonder if its becasue kelly is signed to our top 30 so we have to use him before anyone else, i honestly thought nanva should have stayed in first grade instead of kelly, but we might have to be using hoim as he is fit to play. "
"EA / Sonic, what is Seuseu's best position, online it says he is a centre / fullback?"
"Bobby, don't beat around the bush, this is a circle of trust... How are you really feeling?
'Then fucken don't fuck you people' - this is by far the best line i've read on here in a while, Bobby. Not sure how peoples sex lives came into it, but keep…"
'Then fucken don't fuck you people' - this is by far the best line i've read on here in a while, Bobby. Not sure how peoples sex lives came into it, but keep…"
"everything i have seen of this kid he looks like the real deal and should he secure a release, i really hope we can package him up with sua as a dragons combo to the eels. Buy one, get one free type of deal."
"Then again Adam some people use this for a reason. I use this a bit as I before my dad passed I was on here from time to time but never as much as now as my dad and I would talk footy enough for me to be satisfied. When he passed, I had nobody to…"
"Well it's a fair test for Ryles. Honeymoon period is over and had a good end to 2025. Since have gone backwards in areas.
He will be under the pump whether fairly or unfairly from the media and that's part of the job. Things worked last year from…"
He will be under the pump whether fairly or unfairly from the media and that's part of the job. Things worked last year from…"
"Some very good points Adam. I can assure you that I'm quite busy doing many other things in life than watching Rugby League. My point mainly from the perspective of being an Eels supporter for many decades as are many on here and elsewhere who are…"
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"As a businessman the solution seems obvious to me. You want to win a Premiership? You need to hire someone who's done that as an Administrator first and foremost. Other changes will flow from that. As you say getting the DNA right. But they won't.…"
"I use to cut hazem el masri's lawn in highland st yagoona from 09-17 before he moved to menai. Champion bloke use to gave me free tickets to kimmorleys last game at the dogs. Knew i was an eels fan but never bagged the eels told me they were great…"
"Bloody hell, still early days. We scrape ourselves off the bottom soon. We are riddled with injuries and NRL has it in for the club but f**k them, we'll be fine."
"For Christ sake I don't know why there's people on here that put themselves through all the pain and shit of being a so called parra supporter. There's 16 other clubs to pick from . Problems solved "
""There's always next year" - parramatta Eels motto. (Decade? Century?)"
"Being an Eels fan is character building if you can handle all the shit this club dishes up the rest is gravy.
I mean the idea that everyone is piling on the front office now but were quite as a mouse when the last coach was here and just moved the…"
I mean the idea that everyone is piling on the front office now but were quite as a mouse when the last coach was here and just moved the…"
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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What another Boring Year for Eels Fans
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Do we not have anyone better then kelly
Surely there's some young hungry kids knocking at the door for that vacant wing spot,cause how Brian Kelly is in this starting lineup baffles me.Dogs are just gonna be peppering that side all game cause Kelly dosent have the brain of a regular first…
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We’re gonna get bent over
Just had a quick look at the teamlist for both teams and yeah nah it's wraps..worse foward we ve ever listed junz is playing injured same with Mitch and Ryley and fcken how many new cunts on the bench and Dylan's starting again..then you look at…
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For those who continue to suck off BA, please see the below FACTS and please explain your unwaivering support of this coaching clown.
1. Sit 8th by a miracle 12pts -23 F/A
2. Worst defence in the comp -296 points.
3. We’ve won 6 lost 7 but let’s see who we’ve beaten and where they sit on the ladder.
Panthers 10pts, played them back into form a few weeks back, sitting in 14th currently.
Saints 10pts lost 5 on the trot, sitting in 13th
Dogs 6pts, running dead last 16th
Tigers 12pts, playing like bustards coming 10th
Sharks 16pts, decimated by injury when we played them round 4, sitting 6th currently.
Rabbits 20pts, decimated by injury and origin last week, sitting in 2nd currently.
Now in all honesty, looking at the above FACTS, how anyone can claim that we are going ok so far beggars belief. Only a complete nuffy with zero idea of rugby league could state otherwise. We’ve only beaten sides below us in the ladder or sides not able to field a competitive side and depleted because of injury/origin.
We are going like bustards and tbh, only a few more bad games away from sliding down the ladder to where we rightfully belong. BA will not turn the side around any time soon, I just can’t see it.
Combine that with our stats last year that were the worst in the clubs history, its just diabilical that this man still mas a job.
Theres zero accountability at the club, even after a bullshit review nothings changed.
Wheres all the unicorn dopes who argued what great results we'd have this year because of it?
The whole review finding came down to the conclusion that it was Corey Norman's fault we were running dead last.
Worst defence last year, worst defence this year.
Our form so far is like having fallen from the Sydney Harbour Bridge having avoiding being killed on impact, not been eaten by the sharks and not drowning we've found a bundle of $1000 to spend on booze, coke and hookers.
We won't stay there unless our defence improves. And could even win another spoon.
Because all 19 wooden spooners, from 2000, have all been in the bottom four defensive teams - and at the end of R13 we have the 2nd worst defence in the competition.
Our defence is now worse than last year (conceding 22.7ppg versus 21.7ppg) when we won the spoon.
In round 6 we were coming 5th and had conceded 97 points (16.2 ppg). The best start since 1986 with the 3rd best defence, and 2nd best attack. That's where you have to be to win a premiership. Since 2000, 15 out of last 19 grand finals were won by top 3 defences (14 of those are top 2), or the top 3 attacks with reasonable defence (Cowboys 2015, Tigers 2005, Penrith 2003, Knights 2001).
The wheels have fallen off. And we are now a long way off the pace.
It really ain't looking good going forward. WTF is wrong with this club. Year after year it's the same thing over & over. We change coaches, we change players, we even change the board but the same result. What the hell is in the drinking water in Parramatta. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
9 lives gone. Thank you Tigers