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  • For those who continue to suck off BA, please see the below FACTS and please explain your unwaivering support of this coaching clown.

    1. Sit 8th by a miracle 12pts -23 F/A

    2. Worst defence in the comp -296 points.

    3. We’ve won 6 lost 7 but let’s see who we’ve beaten and where they sit on the ladder.

    Panthers 10pts, played them back into form a few weeks back, sitting in 14th currently.

    Saints 10pts lost 5 on the trot, sitting in 13th

    Dogs 6pts, running dead last 16th

    Tigers 12pts, playing like bustards coming 10th

    Sharks 16pts, decimated by injury when we played them round 4, sitting 6th currently.

    Rabbits 20pts, decimated by injury and origin last week, sitting in 2nd currently.

    Now in all honesty, looking at the above FACTS, how anyone can claim that we are going ok so far beggars belief. Only a complete nuffy with zero idea of rugby league could state otherwise. We’ve only beaten sides below us in the ladder or sides not able to field a competitive side and depleted because of injury/origin.

    We are going like bustards and tbh, only a few more bad games away from sliding down the ladder to where we rightfully belong. BA will not turn the side around any time soon, I just can’t see it.

    • Combine that with our stats last year that were the worst in the clubs history, its just diabilical that this man still mas a job.

      Theres zero accountability at the club, even after a bullshit review nothings changed.

      Wheres all the unicorn dopes who argued what great results we'd have this year because of it?

      • The whole review finding came down to the conclusion that it was Corey Norman's fault we were running dead last.

        Worst defence last year, worst defence this year.

  • Our form so far is like having fallen from the Sydney Harbour Bridge having avoiding being killed on impact, not been eaten by the sharks and not drowning we've found a bundle of $1000 to spend on booze, coke and hookers.

  • We won't stay there unless our defence improves. And could even win another spoon.

    Because all 19 wooden spooners, from 2000, have all been in the bottom four defensive teams - and at the end of R13 we have the 2nd worst defence in the competition.

    Our defence is now worse than last year (conceding 22.7ppg versus 21.7ppg) when we won the spoon.

    In round 6 we were coming 5th and had conceded 97 points (16.2 ppg). The best start since 1986 with the 3rd best defence, and 2nd best attack. That's where you have to be to win a premiership. Since 2000, 15 out of last 19 grand finals were won by top 3 defences (14 of those are top 2), or the top 3 attacks with reasonable defence (Cowboys 2015, Tigers 2005, Penrith 2003, Knights 2001).

    The wheels have fallen off. And we are now a long way off the pace.

  • It really ain't looking good going forward. WTF is wrong with this club. Year after year it's the same thing over & over. We change coaches, we change players, we even change the board but the same result. What the hell is in the drinking water in Parramatta. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

  • 9 lives gone. Thank you Tigers 

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LB replied to Roy tannous's discussion Brian Kelly officially signs 💙💛
"To be fair he started most games for Gold Coast. Not saying much though."
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Parraboy replied to Roy tannous's discussion Brian Kelly officially signs 💙💛
"Fk both penisinis off the last of the BA Staines on the club , Richard won't see first grade at Parra nor talataina nor Papal'ii"
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Alfred replied to Roy tannous's discussion Brian Kelly officially signs 💙💛
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BEM replied to Roy tannous's discussion Brian Kelly officially signs 💙💛
"Another bottom of the barrel signing.
Lose a rep level winger and sign a nuffie that couldn't even get a start at a crap club like the Titans.
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Parra_Greg replied to Roy tannous's discussion Brian Kelly officially signs 💙💛
"Meh signing 
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Adam Magrath replied to Roy tannous's discussion Brian Kelly officially signs 💙💛
"https://www.nine.com.au/sport/nrl/news-2025-parramatta-eels-jason-r...
Still wasn't picked even with Russell injured"
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Clintorian replied to Roy tannous's discussion Brian Kelly officially signs 💙💛
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Adam Magrath replied to Roy tannous's discussion Brian Kelly officially signs 💙💛
"He will still be at the back of the line, doesn't matter who is ahead of him"
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GM replied to Roy tannous's discussion Brian Kelly officially signs 💙💛
"FFS, give the guy a chance....some miserable merkins on here !!"
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GM replied to Roy tannous's discussion Brian Kelly officially signs 💙💛
"Penisini says hi"
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paul taylor replied to Roy tannous's discussion Brian Kelly officially signs 💙💛
"Good signing. He is a footballer , been around the block, knows where the try line and more importantly knowws who to get the ball to to make that happen. JAC will be dynamite for us this year. "
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ParraEels replied to Roy tannous's discussion Brian Kelly officially signs 💙💛
"Simonsson was stuck behind JAC and Lomax, not Russell."
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rex macmundi replied to Roy tannous's discussion Brian Kelly officially signs 💙💛
"I like this signing He's not a superstar so shouldn't be too expensive and will give our current outside backs a shake up "
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will replied to Roy tannous's discussion Brian Kelly officially signs 💙💛
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Brown was dropped for different reasons.  His affiliation with Brad Arthur was why he had to go
Reg, matto, Ruth and Brown were causing unrest, as was lomax"
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Nightmare Off-Season replied to Roy tannous's discussion Brian Kelly officially signs 💙💛
"Agree Tank.
JAC will be great for Kelly.
Well done Parra!
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Bubba j replied to Roy tannous's discussion Brian Kelly officially signs 💙💛
"More dangerous than Russell in attack and can pass if he fits in defensively ok he should be the starting centre for me over Russell,him and the fox could be a real threat see how it goes still only 29 so not over the hill and lots of experience "
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