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"Imo Kelma is one of the laziest defenders we've ever had... honestly think he has been lucky with us to have had so many first grade games. Im actually surprised he gonna try his luck elsewhere, unless it's just us encouraging him to do so. Tata!"
"An opposing club that picks him up thinks our coaching and defensive systems are the issue or otherwise they are passing. Just like how Penrith took blaize Talagi despite him being garbage in defence with us. But as we saw against bulldogs Penrith…"
"Where do we need to recruit? List of player and where we have cover and where we dont. Brackets are the cover player
1. Iongi (Twiddle)
2. need to sign (Bailey simmonson)
3 Will Penisini (needs someone putting pressure on him)
4. Samrani (needs…"
1. Iongi (Twiddle)
2. need to sign (Bailey simmonson)
3 Will Penisini (needs someone putting pressure on him)
4. Samrani (needs…"
"Agreed, Kautonga's still very young and inexperienced. We have seen glimpses of what he is capable of, but clearly needs much more development. Ideally he'd spend some stints in Cup honing certain skills, but we don't have anybody to take his place."
"Cheika would be interesting, he definitely has a presence. Not sure he has the credentials, but it would definitely be worth the exploration.
As for MON, I agree the actual job description he applied for (it was online) and the statement the club…"
As for MON, I agree the actual job description he applied for (it was online) and the statement the club…"
"I had the same problem, I had to sign all the raffle tickets I sold.....it was hard in those days when it was only pen and ink.
Of course what they didn't know was all those raffle tickets had my name on them !!!!"
Of course what they didn't know was all those raffle tickets had my name on them !!!!"
"The job description MON was hired under and the club statement of his appointment contradict your view Michael.
Of course the coach is involved. But the buck stops with the GM of Football as per the clubs statements."
Of course the coach is involved. But the buck stops with the GM of Football as per the clubs statements."
"LB, I am very impressed, here you are just turned 19, have your own son and to think 10 years ago you were still collecting autographs.
That means you got your teachers accreditation when you were about 15....smart boy. Can't wait to see you when…"
That means you got your teachers accreditation when you were about 15....smart boy. Can't wait to see you when…"
"As far as player retention goes, it's up to the coach who we chase, sign or re-sign, not MON."
"Cappy to be fair, that is a house keeping statement, with the subheadings across a spectrum of responsibilities.
It also includes the following; "Mark will be working very closely with our Head Coach, Brad Arthur."
Now strictly speaking the…"
It also includes the following; "Mark will be working very closely with our Head Coach, Brad Arthur."
Now strictly speaking the…"
"If we're signing SuA then of course he's going. Even if we're not I think I'd rather throw Latu or play Williams than him.
He's not bad, Kelma, but he really still has too many brain farts for someone of his experience. "
He's not bad, Kelma, but he really still has too many brain farts for someone of his experience. "
"Heres a few
Got on the piss one year with Daniel Wagon and Jamie Lyon after a charity event, have met Adrian Morley,
Keiran Foran and his family came to the resturant i was working at, Brett Stewart is a great guy and Cliff Lyons is as you would…"
Got on the piss one year with Daniel Wagon and Jamie Lyon after a charity event, have met Adrian Morley,
Keiran Foran and his family came to the resturant i was working at, Brett Stewart is a great guy and Cliff Lyons is as you would…"
"He's 23 with 24 First Grade games under his belt. He is also signed through to the end of 2027.
I think he should have until the end of this season to show what he's capable of on a consistent basis. Before his injury last year, he was quite a…"
I think he should have until the end of this season to show what he's capable of on a consistent basis. Before his injury last year, he was quite a…"
"Thank you, Cheif. I feel like I finally passed an exam here."
"Jury's out on Kautoga . He's raw but looks disinterested sometimes. Much like Sivo."
"Exactly. The overall roster is mark's job
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For those who continue to suck off BA, please see the below FACTS and please explain your unwaivering support of this coaching clown.
1. Sit 8th by a miracle 12pts -23 F/A
2. Worst defence in the comp -296 points.
3. We’ve won 6 lost 7 but let’s see who we’ve beaten and where they sit on the ladder.
Panthers 10pts, played them back into form a few weeks back, sitting in 14th currently.
Saints 10pts lost 5 on the trot, sitting in 13th
Dogs 6pts, running dead last 16th
Tigers 12pts, playing like bustards coming 10th
Sharks 16pts, decimated by injury when we played them round 4, sitting 6th currently.
Rabbits 20pts, decimated by injury and origin last week, sitting in 2nd currently.
Now in all honesty, looking at the above FACTS, how anyone can claim that we are going ok so far beggars belief. Only a complete nuffy with zero idea of rugby league could state otherwise. We’ve only beaten sides below us in the ladder or sides not able to field a competitive side and depleted because of injury/origin.
We are going like bustards and tbh, only a few more bad games away from sliding down the ladder to where we rightfully belong. BA will not turn the side around any time soon, I just can’t see it.
Combine that with our stats last year that were the worst in the clubs history, its just diabilical that this man still mas a job.
Theres zero accountability at the club, even after a bullshit review nothings changed.
Wheres all the unicorn dopes who argued what great results we'd have this year because of it?
The whole review finding came down to the conclusion that it was Corey Norman's fault we were running dead last.
Worst defence last year, worst defence this year.
Our form so far is like having fallen from the Sydney Harbour Bridge having avoiding being killed on impact, not been eaten by the sharks and not drowning we've found a bundle of $1000 to spend on booze, coke and hookers.
We won't stay there unless our defence improves. And could even win another spoon.
Because all 19 wooden spooners, from 2000, have all been in the bottom four defensive teams - and at the end of R13 we have the 2nd worst defence in the competition.
Our defence is now worse than last year (conceding 22.7ppg versus 21.7ppg) when we won the spoon.
In round 6 we were coming 5th and had conceded 97 points (16.2 ppg). The best start since 1986 with the 3rd best defence, and 2nd best attack. That's where you have to be to win a premiership. Since 2000, 15 out of last 19 grand finals were won by top 3 defences (14 of those are top 2), or the top 3 attacks with reasonable defence (Cowboys 2015, Tigers 2005, Penrith 2003, Knights 2001).
The wheels have fallen off. And we are now a long way off the pace.
It really ain't looking good going forward. WTF is wrong with this club. Year after year it's the same thing over & over. We change coaches, we change players, we even change the board but the same result. What the hell is in the drinking water in Parramatta. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
9 lives gone. Thank you Tigers