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Let's watch all the highlights again on the Westpac Replay!"
Let's watch all the highlights again on the Westpac Replay!"
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"We have to open the Straight of Hormuz to get enough hun 🤣🤣🤣🤣"
"Be great if this 'Licorice Allsorts' can topple the Dogs but it will require a massive 100 repeat sets to the Eels courtesy of the NRL referees "
"It's hard to find the energy to spruik the Eels at the moment. Kudos HOE, who in the team is playing Klinger ? And the answer cannot be "most of them are trying out for the role"
'Give me a battle hardened Sherman Potter charging a top his steed…"
'Give me a battle hardened Sherman Potter charging a top his steed…"
"You're right Daz, we're in a deep hole and its getting dark in there. Last weeks effort would have shamed our boys to the core, but maybe to a degree that feeling could motivate the squad to Stand up this week! While some would say, "some hope of…"
"I don't hold much hope. Tinkerers gonna Tinker.
Enshittification is a progressive infection.. I have yet to see an afflicted product "de-shittify"....and besides, folks like us are just grumpy partywreckers to stupid to understand that more tries =…"
Enshittification is a progressive infection.. I have yet to see an afflicted product "de-shittify"....and besides, folks like us are just grumpy partywreckers to stupid to understand that more tries =…"
"Not enough distillery's in the world atm chief 🥺"
"Yes because they are saying a Parramatta player posted something about Tago "
"How? we need a Chief in there to get this interpreted."
"Luckily Owen is helping us avoid the dreaded spoon 🥄 🤣🤣🤣"
"Maybe a couple of bourbons may help us through it Carlo 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃"
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Joash - improve and not not throw away possession so easily. Run the ball like Jai Gray, and stop thinking about miracle passes or he's out the door.
Araz - imrovrove in his second appearance. Be confident
Moretti - prove that…"
Joash - improve and not not throw away possession so easily. Run the ball like Jai Gray, and stop thinking about miracle passes or he's out the door.
Araz - imrovrove in his second appearance. Be confident
Moretti - prove that…"
"Thx for working through the frustration with Eels and posting a preview, HOE. Herculean effort of forgiveness!
If the embarrassment factor of their drastically incompetent and limp effort against the Titans doesn't spur them to some actual effort, I…"
If the embarrassment factor of their drastically incompetent and limp effort against the Titans doesn't spur them to some actual effort, I…"
"Dogs by 40"
"For the first time in a long time I really want to avoid watching this afternoon 😞"
Irony is Even Deader
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
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Keaon done deal
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Sean Russell ruled out. Can we forfeit?
That's 13 players out against team which steamrolled the Panthers. I am not going to watch.
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This guy better than we have and most available. - sign him
Does anyone else have a better suggestion.??
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Drinking the pre season Kool-aid
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For those who continue to suck off BA, please see the below FACTS and please explain your unwaivering support of this coaching clown.
1. Sit 8th by a miracle 12pts -23 F/A
2. Worst defence in the comp -296 points.
3. We’ve won 6 lost 7 but let’s see who we’ve beaten and where they sit on the ladder.
Panthers 10pts, played them back into form a few weeks back, sitting in 14th currently.
Saints 10pts lost 5 on the trot, sitting in 13th
Dogs 6pts, running dead last 16th
Tigers 12pts, playing like bustards coming 10th
Sharks 16pts, decimated by injury when we played them round 4, sitting 6th currently.
Rabbits 20pts, decimated by injury and origin last week, sitting in 2nd currently.
Now in all honesty, looking at the above FACTS, how anyone can claim that we are going ok so far beggars belief. Only a complete nuffy with zero idea of rugby league could state otherwise. We’ve only beaten sides below us in the ladder or sides not able to field a competitive side and depleted because of injury/origin.
We are going like bustards and tbh, only a few more bad games away from sliding down the ladder to where we rightfully belong. BA will not turn the side around any time soon, I just can’t see it.
Combine that with our stats last year that were the worst in the clubs history, its just diabilical that this man still mas a job.
Theres zero accountability at the club, even after a bullshit review nothings changed.
Wheres all the unicorn dopes who argued what great results we'd have this year because of it?
The whole review finding came down to the conclusion that it was Corey Norman's fault we were running dead last.
Worst defence last year, worst defence this year.
Our form so far is like having fallen from the Sydney Harbour Bridge having avoiding being killed on impact, not been eaten by the sharks and not drowning we've found a bundle of $1000 to spend on booze, coke and hookers.
We won't stay there unless our defence improves. And could even win another spoon.
Because all 19 wooden spooners, from 2000, have all been in the bottom four defensive teams - and at the end of R13 we have the 2nd worst defence in the competition.
Our defence is now worse than last year (conceding 22.7ppg versus 21.7ppg) when we won the spoon.
In round 6 we were coming 5th and had conceded 97 points (16.2 ppg). The best start since 1986 with the 3rd best defence, and 2nd best attack. That's where you have to be to win a premiership. Since 2000, 15 out of last 19 grand finals were won by top 3 defences (14 of those are top 2), or the top 3 attacks with reasonable defence (Cowboys 2015, Tigers 2005, Penrith 2003, Knights 2001).
The wheels have fallen off. And we are now a long way off the pace.
It really ain't looking good going forward. WTF is wrong with this club. Year after year it's the same thing over & over. We change coaches, we change players, we even change the board but the same result. What the hell is in the drinking water in Parramatta. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
9 lives gone. Thank you Tigers