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"Gotta keep the refs heads spinning. It makes them moire responsive to head office edicts"
"When Forans bubble bursts we will find it was full of empty bottles and losing Tab tickets"
"I know we have a crack at the refs (me too), but imagine being in their shoes. Their heads would be spinning at Vlandy's constantly changing crackdown sheet every week. And then they face penalties if they affect TV schedules. "
"What surprised me more so was how he was pretty much on a rolling one year deal every year for last 5 or so years. This year he took a 3 year extension. He could have just kept rolling the deal.
Question I have is if they make the 8 and he had no…"
Question I have is if they make the 8 and he had no…"
"Shane, you're right about Ponga's 3-year extension (not 5).
However, on MMM, Parr said the Knights have a 2-year extension option at the end of it. Holbrook was a big factor apparently.
Knights now have probably the two highest paid players in the…"
However, on MMM, Parr said the Knights have a 2-year extension option at the end of it. Holbrook was a big factor apparently.
Knights now have probably the two highest paid players in the…"
"They cut down the 6 agains but it is still to fast. I think there will be another crack down on rolling the ball in the ruck without an attempt to play at iit with foot next to even it out.
It will probably start today mid round with penalties…"
It will probably start today mid round with penalties…"
"Problem is that if I don't think of it as a "game" I won't think about it at all....like Rugby 7's or WWE.
Purists would have some power here if they weren't also the least likely to switch off.
Rusted on = fucked over"
Purists would have some power here if they weren't also the least likely to switch off.
Rusted on = fucked over"
"Well im sorry Coryn . But he can shove his so called entertainment and gives us back our game"
"Yes, but only if he'll accept a 3 year deal worth 3 mil.
Plus 2 year player option.
Gotta lock him in MON style."
Plus 2 year player option.
Gotta lock him in MON style."
"Why would anyone want Gutherson back at Parramatta . Sure while in the jersey he gave everything, but off the park what happened
He used the media to scrounge every cent out of the club. His management calling the club a basket case at our low…"
He used the media to scrounge every cent out of the club. His management calling the club a basket case at our low…"
"If Manly want to gift us with errors we have a chance but by the looks of things less turbo I like Manly in this one.If they get going early or we are short in the run hard tackle hard stakes I think this could get ugly.Our left edge is going to get…"
"I'd have him back as a 14 or a centre he's still got some value Gutho he very rarely lets you down it's just he isn't a fullback anymore is all and that's ok the guys had a hell or career and is a competitor never the most gifted but he worked his…"
"You've got to stop thinking of it as a game anymore it just isn't it's an entertainment event that's designed to part everyone's hard earned into the machine and rinse wash repeat.The game is purely that now forget about thinking what it was because…"
"Hopefully Parra can put another victory together against Manly. The Foran bubble has to burst sooner or later. If the Eels play like last week and the referee is equal in his control of the match then the Eels can win. If the referee does the same…"
"Popo must be still injured as he is not playing cup. I recon there was a typo when they wrote the team list with Max Tupou"
"Start by reffing every game like they do Origin. Why does it get reffed differently?
(grumbles something-something fucking gambling infiltration)"
(grumbles something-something fucking gambling infiltration)"
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For those who continue to suck off BA, please see the below FACTS and please explain your unwaivering support of this coaching clown.
1. Sit 8th by a miracle 12pts -23 F/A
2. Worst defence in the comp -296 points.
3. We’ve won 6 lost 7 but let’s see who we’ve beaten and where they sit on the ladder.
Panthers 10pts, played them back into form a few weeks back, sitting in 14th currently.
Saints 10pts lost 5 on the trot, sitting in 13th
Dogs 6pts, running dead last 16th
Tigers 12pts, playing like bustards coming 10th
Sharks 16pts, decimated by injury when we played them round 4, sitting 6th currently.
Rabbits 20pts, decimated by injury and origin last week, sitting in 2nd currently.
Now in all honesty, looking at the above FACTS, how anyone can claim that we are going ok so far beggars belief. Only a complete nuffy with zero idea of rugby league could state otherwise. We’ve only beaten sides below us in the ladder or sides not able to field a competitive side and depleted because of injury/origin.
We are going like bustards and tbh, only a few more bad games away from sliding down the ladder to where we rightfully belong. BA will not turn the side around any time soon, I just can’t see it.
Combine that with our stats last year that were the worst in the clubs history, its just diabilical that this man still mas a job.
Theres zero accountability at the club, even after a bullshit review nothings changed.
Wheres all the unicorn dopes who argued what great results we'd have this year because of it?
The whole review finding came down to the conclusion that it was Corey Norman's fault we were running dead last.
Worst defence last year, worst defence this year.
Our form so far is like having fallen from the Sydney Harbour Bridge having avoiding being killed on impact, not been eaten by the sharks and not drowning we've found a bundle of $1000 to spend on booze, coke and hookers.
We won't stay there unless our defence improves. And could even win another spoon.
Because all 19 wooden spooners, from 2000, have all been in the bottom four defensive teams - and at the end of R13 we have the 2nd worst defence in the competition.
Our defence is now worse than last year (conceding 22.7ppg versus 21.7ppg) when we won the spoon.
In round 6 we were coming 5th and had conceded 97 points (16.2 ppg). The best start since 1986 with the 3rd best defence, and 2nd best attack. That's where you have to be to win a premiership. Since 2000, 15 out of last 19 grand finals were won by top 3 defences (14 of those are top 2), or the top 3 attacks with reasonable defence (Cowboys 2015, Tigers 2005, Penrith 2003, Knights 2001).
The wheels have fallen off. And we are now a long way off the pace.
It really ain't looking good going forward. WTF is wrong with this club. Year after year it's the same thing over & over. We change coaches, we change players, we even change the board but the same result. What the hell is in the drinking water in Parramatta. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
9 lives gone. Thank you Tigers