Eat a vegan to save the planet

The rate of vegans https://worldin2019.economist.com/theyearofthevegan?utm_source=412&utm_medium=COM

seems to correlate to the increase in average global temperature and it makes sense

Global warming is caused by increased CO2 in the atmosphere

Plants remove CO2 and turn it into sugar and other macromolecules - thereby cooling the planet

Vegans kill all our plants for food and clothes. This not only removes the means of reducing CO2 but when they metabolise the plant macromolecules they produce CO2. The effect of reducing the removal of CO2 and producing more CO2 doubly increases atmospheric CO2 and global warming. 

The only way to save the planet is to eat vegans

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

  • This reply was deleted.
    • She might be a vegan but I'm a carnivore and I'd eat that all day long

      • FTT. I would travel all over her

    • SLUG I don't know if the Travargo girl is vegan but Pamela Anderson and Bridget Bardot are. 

      • This reply was deleted.
        •  Only last 5 years Slugg vegetarian before that though. 

  • I'm not disciplined enough to start up some weird and wonderful diet, but if I was going to it would be a plant based diet - very healthy lifestyle. I see Hungry Jacks have a new Whopper burger with no meat - the patty is made with 100% vegetables.

  • Tori Barry's a vegan (or she was - dunno if she still is) and a cyclist.

    I've met her - and I would definitely eat her :)

    3677950007?profile=RESIZE_930x

    • She's that chick DurianRider was shagging isn't it? Legs that go forever.

      • 2 Grunta pumps and she'd snap in half. It'd be like getting a splinter.

        I would still eat her, vomit her back up then use her as a tooth pick.

         

        • I’d quite happily be her bike seat.

      • That's the one Ads - he's moved onto Natasha now (pic below). That bloke is a full blown psycho lol.

        I'm doing a 100k ride today mate, I'm still adjusting to the heat, much prefer riding in cooler conditions but what do you do! I got my Bobbin Head Classic invitation to ride last week mate - it's on 29th March - see you there :)))

        3680266863?profile=RESIZE_710x

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

EA replied to EA's discussion Name and Shame the players
"I think he would keep Matto. I recon the outside backs would get a massive fix up. I recon MA would go straight into FG too. "
12 minutes ago
Cranky Brad is here!!! replied to EA's discussion Name and Shame the players
"You are talking about the big fat islander aren't you? I got no idea what you mean about line speed with him. Looked like he was sinking into the ground and jogging on the spot. All I ever see is hands on the heads or hips. We should try and move…"
13 minutes ago
LB replied to EelsAgeMe's discussion Most embarrassing game in our history?
"HKF, Bennett comes with a fear of leaving us in a worse state once he leaves. The reason behind that would him being there for such a short time he has no foresight to the future as he wont be here plus why make a team he will face in the future…"
17 minutes ago
Frank The Tank replied to EelsAgeMe's discussion Most embarrassing game in our history?
"I agree that this squad would still be a top 4 side under many other coaches but you can't argue that some are declining.
We need to move on a few IMO but if obviously start with the coach.."
21 minutes ago
LB replied to EA's discussion Name and Shame the players
"Bennett will clean out whoever he feels is finished or will not buy in. Matterson would be target number 1.
Ofahengaue for example he has coached before so he knows what he can do. RCG would love him, as would Carty and Hopgood. Lane could be one…"
22 minutes ago
Will 5150 replied to EelsAgeMe's discussion Most embarrassing game in our history?
"Sadly, we are absolutely back to an embarrassing footy side... but even worse, we're an embarrassing side that is made up of many big names, big salaries and big reputations. Our best... the collective of big names, big paychecks, big reputations,…"
23 minutes ago
LB replied to EA's discussion Name and Shame the players
"But more so how will a kid, 19 on debut, help a team that is morally not great? It is a bad situation regardless and could make things worse."
24 minutes ago
Frank The Tank replied to EelsAgeMe's discussion Most embarrassing game in our history?
"Its embarrassing for the club and it's fans that BA is the longest serving head coach.
If it wasn't so embarrassing it would be outrageously funny."
26 minutes ago
HKF replied to EelsAgeMe's discussion Most embarrassing game in our history?
"Read between the lines, it's not BA's fault,  the players are past it he needs time to rebuild.  
Some may be on the decline but most are still good enough to be a top 4 side with good coaching,  give this squad to Bennett,  Bellamy,  cleary, God…"
26 minutes ago
LB replied to EelsAgeMe's discussion Most embarrassing game in our history?
"You can see from 2022, we were full of confidence and the boys were doing it for themselves to go out on a high together. BA did do a good job but tactically messed it up badly. Showed he is not good enough for that. He is a good coach and will land…"
28 minutes ago
Nightmare Off-Season replied to EelsAgeMe's discussion Most embarrassing game in our history?
"Frank, speaking of blaming your players, serious question, did you play Jack Bostock in SC?"
29 minutes ago
Frank The Tank replied to EelsAgeMe's discussion Most embarrassing game in our history?
"I never agree with anything I have ever read or hear at TCT but I'll give some credit where its due.
60s last year in his yearly review said that this team was a team in decline based on the ages of most of the forwards and some backs. How can you…"
32 minutes ago
EA replied to EA's discussion Name and Shame the players
"I do not think Benent would clean out many players primarily because the players will respond to him and play to their best. Bennet would love our forward pack. Players like Matto was chased by dolphins so we know Bennet rates him. I think Sivo…"
37 minutes ago
Frank The Tank replied to EelsAgeMe's discussion Most embarrassing game in our history?
"Yep never seen a more, 'in it for himself coach' in my life.
It's all about him and his kids careers - screw the long suffering fans...
BA do the club you say you love so much a favour and seriously just F off to another club that will buy your…"
39 minutes ago
LB replied to EelsAgeMe's discussion Most embarrassing game in our history?
"Wonder if the $4,000 they were asking for in return for a trip to Darwin and have a BBQ with the team with accommodation and flights is worth what they dished up.
It is hard as i pay a lot for my season tix and love going to the footy, one thing in…"
39 minutes ago
EA replied to EA's discussion Name and Shame the players
"Sanders is leaving the club. Who gives a fuck about his confidence in the future. Talagi is def not the answer as we know. Hands cannot defend out wide. Carty and Matto are too slow to defend against Manly edges."
39 minutes ago
More…

 

Name and Shame the players

Unfortunately so many players need to be dropped after this performance. Lets go down the list. Russel - How tf he didnt score that is beyond me. I actually believe he is a goot footy player but has no atheletic ability which means he gets exposed…

Read more…
8 Replies · Reply by EA 12 minutes ago
Views: 108

Something Different.

I'm not a big poster as I know things have already been said half the time. Or, it's going to be a 50/50 split on pinions. But I figure instead of dividing opinions I'd open things up to just straight forward forward questions. There are no wrong…

Read more…
0 Replies
Views: 65

Next Week's Team

So we were diabolical this week and have fuck all chance of winning next week so changes need to happen.  The best change would be BA fired but unfortunately that won't happen.  My team next week. 1. Talagi (Gutho needs a break) 2. Simonsson…

Read more…
0 Replies
Views: 112

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>