Replies

  • Where can I get them, Wiz?

    • At the moment I believe we've done an exclusive supply agreement with our major beneficiary. Typical , evil churches. 

      10671091660?profile=RESIZE_930x

  • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • I love it! Will buy one for sure.

    Just wish they consulted Jamesy first.  I would have changed the eel in our emblem to black for this round and made it another 7 inches longer.

  • 😄

  • Now THIS I like.

    Tasteful yet erotic. I'll take 10.

    On an unrelated note, Jennings has really stacked it on since he stopped playing.

  • Hahahhaha, Jesus that bloke would do some damage. Is he the bloke that used to wear a batman suit and burst out of a cupboard when his female accomplice had secured her date for kinky time.
    Did you ever hear about that back im the day? 

    • This reply was deleted.
      • Haha thank God no, from the stories I heard, stitches were required after batman was done with you

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

Prof. Daz replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 6 Team List v Gold Coast Titans
"Are the Eels required to trim their list 48 hours from game? Only then will we get a better idea of the (actual) 19?"
9 minutes ago
Hell On Eels replied to Blue Eel's discussion The Club and Foul Play Injuries.
"Gents, Love the passion. The intent. We all want the same.
The thing is, our game is not a level playing field. Don't fall for that illusion.
Even clubs like the Tigers, Knights, Warriors and Dogs have more sugar daddies benefactors than us. Apples…"
11 minutes ago
Longfin Eel replied to Muttman's discussion Sack Mark O’Neill.
"You need to have someone ready to step in. That's not a role you just put up in Seek or Linkedin. We don't know what conversations are taking place in the background. I would be very surprised in senior management don't have KPIs they need to meet.…"
15 minutes ago
Prof. Daz replied to Mallee57's discussion Annoying Advertising
"Download the browser known as "Brave". Make 1EE its homepage. Stay signed in. Read 1EE with zero adds. "
15 minutes ago
Michael W. replied to Mallee57's discussion Annoying Advertising
"For your sanity, and everyone else's, use your iPad."
18 minutes ago
Coryn Hughes replied to Muttman's discussion Sack Mark O’Neill.
"How do we entice a Kieran Foran Zac Lomax Mitchell Moses to Parra are there common denominators that used to be here that aren't here now wheather this is TPAs certain people behind the scenes a certain coach I don't know but whatever it is we need…"
26 minutes ago
Poppa replied to Muttman's discussion Sack Mark O’Neill.
"I think hindsight is a wonderful thing, I don't like driving by looking in the rear vision mirror all the time, but I think it is a reasonable assumption that we have stuffed up rather badly in a number of issues. 
Human responses being what they…"
28 minutes ago
The Badger replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Sarantinos accelerates push for cap relief
"I don't see how it will help us as we can't seem to land a decent FG player anyway. "
32 minutes ago
Richard B'Stard replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Sarantinos accelerates push for cap relief
"Although cap relief seems like a logical way to go, it's interesting that this sort of cap relief has never occurred before."
39 minutes ago
Tin Tim replied to Muttman's discussion Sack Mark O’Neill.
"If you had any idea, players that want to leave will leave. It is a collective of situations that sway players to head to new clubs & sometimes it's our own players that block their careers like Browny & Moses have done to juniors. as for…"
43 minutes ago
KingGutho replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 6 Team List v Gold Coast Titans
"Parramatta may as well blood Lorenzo this week with Moses, the year is over already, so they may as well start blooding some young players and look to 2027
also give brown a go as well off the bench.
Titans by 14 
this side is almost a NSW cup level "
47 minutes ago
Poppa replied to Muttman's discussion Sack Mark O’Neill.
"John Boyle I think that is totally unfair, do you think Moses wasn't trying because he is passionate about his old club?
Come on John you can do better than that."
1 hour ago
Poppa replied to Muttman's discussion Sack Mark O’Neill.
"Timoko was panned by this site and Sua has only now arisen again.....KKK went(going) to Dragons because of his frienship with Sua....Sua therefore wanting to go anywhere is questionable, not the least to Parramatta.
Whose are the Jersey Flegg…"
1 hour ago
Darren Munro replied to Eli Stephens's discussion Lorenzo to debut.
"Fitler went from s.g.ball to first grade and killed it. Everyone said his defence wasn't going to cut it in fg because he was a jumper tackler. Fast forward 2 years into his career he was marking mal in the 1991 gf. He asked brandy for advice on how…"
1 hour ago
The Captain replied to Blue Eel's discussion The Club and Foul Play Injuries.
"My kneejerk reaction to this is negative - because I think the NRL has become obsessed with complication to address edge cases and I think it's making the game worse, not better. 
Every season a swathe of new rules are trialed, added and removed. To…"
1 hour ago
Darren Munro replied to Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst's discussion Sarantinos accelerates push for cap relief
"Do we have any money 💰  to buy players in the immediate future?  The time is now!"
1 hour ago
More…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

Read more…
14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
Views: 2282

 

Annoying Advertising

Does anyone else have very annoying Advertising stuff when you go onto the 1EyedEel Website or is it just me? I mainly use my iPhone as that's where I signed up. If I use my iPad I can't contribute to comments as I can't remember my password ( age…

Read more…
2 Replies · Reply by Prof. Daz 16 minutes ago
Views: 19

New trend I’ve noticed

Have noticed most of the good nrl sides currently (Definitely not us) are taking advantage of the new blocking rules and just putting up bombs to end every set with good pressure forcing errors. We have no athletes to chase the kicks or pressure so…

Read more…
6 Replies · Reply by Axel 15 hours ago
Views: 301

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>