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  • Where can I get them, Wiz?

    • At the moment I believe we've done an exclusive supply agreement with our major beneficiary. Typical , evil churches. 

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  • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • I love it! Will buy one for sure.

    Just wish they consulted Jamesy first.  I would have changed the eel in our emblem to black for this round and made it another 7 inches longer.

  • 😄

  • Now THIS I like.

    Tasteful yet erotic. I'll take 10.

    On an unrelated note, Jennings has really stacked it on since he stopped playing.

  • Hahahhaha, Jesus that bloke would do some damage. Is he the bloke that used to wear a batman suit and burst out of a cupboard when his female accomplice had secured her date for kinky time.
    Did you ever hear about that back im the day? 

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      • Haha thank God no, from the stories I heard, stitches were required after batman was done with you

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