How's this for a cracker of a cake...Go you mighty Eels.
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"so when they grant Munster permission to neg with Perth Bears (exclusively) its ok, but when we put clauses its an issue"
"HOE, not only do the Storm operate with multiple contracts for the same player, but also different ethics depending upon what suits them "
"Gold, Meelk, GOLD!!!"
"That sucks, Parra Tragic. Billionaires are generally [insert insults normally not permitted in polite compnay]. They're either straight financial wolves, many of whom inherited wealth, or they're super creepy tech or real estate tycoons, or if we're…"
"Interesting thought re potential for Lomax to come back to Parra. He doesn't have a contract with us other than to say he can't play for another club. To me that sounds like we can make him another offer of lesser value. In reality though, he has…"
"What shocks me most about this is the journalistic integrity, or lack thereof. Tripp has 100% lied multiple times over in this "article".
How could a basic journalist not challenge the whole $1m salary cap statement which is wrong on multiple…"
How could a basic journalist not challenge the whole $1m salary cap statement which is wrong on multiple…"
"The trouble with their offier is that it doesn't replace a player we once had. We can't spend that on the salary cap, so it would go to football operations to spend. Our club is strong and we are not desperate enough to risk our squad for a few…"
"No space for matto in cup...we should stuff him in Sparky's suit"
"Wait, this is the same Matt Tripp that tried to BS his way out of cancelling a welcome to country ceremony at the Storm's Anzac Day game in 2025, after some far right goon made a fuss booing a ceremony? And we are supposed to think Tripp's decision…"
"after this episode, I'd park him in the NSW Cup with Matterson. "
"That would be so fucking sweet"
"Beach and Saranti is are made of sterner stuff than we are accustomed to. They both get brownie points for this"
"Well if it isn't the pot calling the kettle. I wonder what he may be doing by going to the NRL and media having a sook that PARRA aren't rolling over for them. Could it be grandstanding?🤔
This dope is a hypocrite by forgetting how they poached Ryles…"
This dope is a hypocrite by forgetting how they poached Ryles…"
"Sorry to hear about that mate, absolute shit but not surprising behaviour from pure wolves. Hopefully some unfortunate karma heads their way."
"Let's hope they're released and the shady deals in these emails are made public. Looking forward to everyone getting a view of the shady underbelly of Melbourne Storm's activity behind the curtain."
"Let the cheats whinge all they like... it's simple give us a player of equal value. Money is useless unless it goes off the cap. Get that through or shit for brains head. "
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I'm 50 in Nov
stealing this !!!!🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻😎
Haha..I don't want to eat it...The wife went above and beyond on this one.
Great birthday cake, but why did she have to put how many years it's been since we won a GF on it ?
Haha..I said exactly the same thing to her mate.
Nice one mate, 50! i'll be with you in a few years.
Hope we get a great win for you, happy birthday big D
Cheers Snake..Didn't get the win which sucked but glad they didn't put 50 on us..Thanks mate.
Wow that look good happy birthday i can remember my 50th