Bad lip reading White House press conference
love to see these guys do a post match press conference
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"The reason Ryles was mentioned was Melbourne might want someone who has been in the system already and knows most of the players. Craig wants his son Aaron to take over i believe. Nepotism at it's finest. But they have some names there.
Ryan…"
Ryan…"
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"Seriously all the conjecture, posits and postulates continue to ignore the bloody obvious. We don't have the cattle. The forwards lack presence, we have no strike in the backs and our defence is an absolute disgrace. It's no more and no less.…"
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Without putting too much thought into it, how would this forward pack of former Eels go against what we have now??
8 Stefano Utoikamanu
9 Reed Mahoney
10 Trey Mooney
11 Isaiah Papali'i
12 Marata Niukore
13 Alex Twal
All 6 of these discarded…"
Without putting too much thought into it, how would this forward pack of former Eels go against what we have now??
8 Stefano Utoikamanu
9 Reed Mahoney
10 Trey Mooney
11 Isaiah Papali'i
12 Marata Niukore
13 Alex Twal
All 6 of these discarded…"
"Well Paul Kent brought up Melbourne could go for Ryles for 2027. Imagine if they went for him though. "
"Good point lol."
"Ryles has been trying to get a Brandon Smith like player at the club since he started. He has this idea of a hooker who can take the brunt of the game on then put on a crafty one once the game opens up. He tried it a number of times with Hopgood…"
"Probably all of them come out of the same sweat shop in China anyway. Just put different labels etc on them."
" Chances are we will need a new coach for '27."
"We also need a Bex & a goodlie down"
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Best bad lip reading ever is a movie on YouTube called "Hercule Returns1993 DVD Exclusive High Quality". You will not be dissapointed. Links don't seem to post on this new format but I'll try after this message
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khmJHWa1Wx8
Well Tragic after watching half of it I now know why Australia’s movies went into decline from 1999 or so . Was very funny at the start anyway . But when it went bad it tragically got worse and worse.