Bad lip reading White House press conference
love to see these guys do a post match press conference
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"I fee like we need one maniac in the pack... it could be Moretti, but we do need someone with some real aggression that can lay a platform for the other athletic forwards."
"Can't argue with that. Hopgood might be in the mix for origin selection but no real mongrels/tough hombres in our current pack.
Interesting to see how Newcastle goes this year. On paper, their backline is probably ranked in the top 5 but some doubt…"
Interesting to see how Newcastle goes this year. On paper, their backline is probably ranked in the top 5 but some doubt…"
"Doing things in 'good faith' doesn't stand up in this cut throat business. It's like the good old handshake deal when your word and a handshake meant something. You respected each other. Unfortunately, respect and honour means shit in the court of…"
"There's plenty to like about the eels I think we'll be relying on a system more so than physicality and athleticism.
I see our inexperience in the pack as a strength they play with no fear and sure mistakes come with it.TDS Tuivaiti Kautoga and…"
I see our inexperience in the pack as a strength they play with no fear and sure mistakes come with it.TDS Tuivaiti Kautoga and…"
"I think that's a fair rating,.Canberra had the best pack in the game last year and we're only one position behind them which doesn't make much sense 🤔
Roosters always get glazed this time of the year but have lately fallen short. But they do have a…"
Roosters always get glazed this time of the year but have lately fallen short. But they do have a…"
"Agreed Chiefy. Our depth is our strength, at least in the pack."
"I don't think Ryles will lose any sleep on this. He knows exactly how we stack up to opposition forward packs. The good thing is that we have a few young forwards who could really take a step up this year, so anything is possible."
"Pretty fair ranking regarding the Eels, although we have more depth then other clubs which isn't included in the rating
Putting Roosters at first is laughable, Broncos have the best pack in the comp "
Putting Roosters at first is laughable, Broncos have the best pack in the comp "
"We have more depth than most other clubs. The fact that they didn't even mention Moretti, Guymer or Doorey shows our advantage "
"I think its the case. Parra had to take it court as Lomax notified them he intended to ignore the conditions of his contract and sign with Melbourne."
"The 'experts' always big note the Roosters. Expect them to fight hard for bottom half of the 8."
"The full 17
1. Roosters
2. Storm
3. Broncos
4. Dolphins
5. NZ
6. Sharks
7. Riff
8. Canberra
9. Parra
10. Tigers
11. Manly
12. Dogs
13. Rabbits
14. Cowboys
15. Dragons
16. Titans
17. Knights"
1. Roosters
2. Storm
3. Broncos
4. Dolphins
5. NZ
6. Sharks
7. Riff
8. Canberra
9. Parra
10. Tigers
11. Manly
12. Dogs
13. Rabbits
14. Cowboys
15. Dragons
16. Titans
17. Knights"
"In Lomaxs mins he has little to lose and a lot to gain by trying his luck.
R360 didn't happen, rugby has offered him a fraction of what he was on in the NRL. The dude is shellshocked by how quickly his life has gone from on top of the world to…"
R360 didn't happen, rugby has offered him a fraction of what he was on in the NRL. The dude is shellshocked by how quickly his life has gone from on top of the world to…"
"He's done but if some team dumb enough is out there think they can get something out of him good luck.I'd hold the door open for him to leave if we got something in return red carpet roll the club would have fleeced whomever made this deal."
"If it involves a chance to get more money could be surprised."
"I have seen no evidence that Matto CAN still perform, for any reason...it's in the past"
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
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Keaon done deal
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Views: 270
David and Goliath: Lomax and the Shadow Wars
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The Tele has ranked the Eels forward pack 9th for season '26 (Roosters at #1)
https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/nrl/fear-factor-rotation-attack-defence-every-nrl-forward-pack-ranked-from-best-to-worst-for-2026/news-story/83b1c716d11c6f385b3e0456f51abb25They’re the engine room in all 17 NRL teams, but some forward packs…
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Views: 475
The Lomax Case: What Are We Missing?
To most people, me included, the Lomax thing feels pretty black and white.He asked for a release to go to R360. He got that release on the condition he wouldn’t sign with another NRL club. He signed it. Done.Simple. Or at least it should be.But…
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What player each NRL club would need to cough-up to snare Lomax
Fox Sports has done a fictional piece on what player each NRL club would have to release if they wanted a fair trade for Zac Lomax.Read it…
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Best bad lip reading ever is a movie on YouTube called "Hercule Returns1993 DVD Exclusive High Quality". You will not be dissapointed. Links don't seem to post on this new format but I'll try after this message
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khmJHWa1Wx8
Well Tragic after watching half of it I now know why Australia’s movies went into decline from 1999 or so . Was very funny at the start anyway . But when it went bad it tragically got worse and worse.