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"It might be irrelevant if it's proven that Lomax and his agent gave false and misleading information to Parramatta in order to obtain the release in thew first place. "
"That's the pot calling the kettle black. Looks like he'd be better suited to a career in real estate."
"I've always said the only good thing about about Melbourne is the Hume Hwy coming out of it bash it upya storm wankers"
"Only thing that worries me is how "adequate compensation " is translated. fact they have just upped their financial offer to us kinda seems what they are hinging on re wording...making seem like they are trying to persuade us thru greater financial…"
"Storm wanting to pay $200K in compensation for an Australian Representative player and calling that professional, when they refused the Fox's release on compassionate grounds wanting a like for like player for years.
The Bulldogs paid a $500,000…"
The Bulldogs paid a $500,000…"
"That's hilarious! Obviously the club is doing something right here. Melbourne are used to getting their own way and it's not working, which is frustrating them. Parra have been clear about what they are after, but Melbourne refuse to come to the…"
"Yes 💯. "
"Lomax's goalkicking:
2023 — dropped to 68%, a career worst; following partner issues.
2025 — dropped from 83% to 67% from late June to the rest of the season; following R360 interest and seeking a release."
2023 — dropped to 68%, a career worst; following partner issues.
2025 — dropped from 83% to 67% from late June to the rest of the season; following R360 interest and seeking a release."
"Lol low balling offers for an international winger at Parras expense yer sure stick to it Parra don't be pushed around by this mob "
"Of course they wanted the matter handled quietly and professionally. To the storm, this means, let us dictate what is going to happen and you losers just sit there and let us have our way.
They're shocked that the Eels have not only stood up to…"
They're shocked that the Eels have not only stood up to…"
"This bloke should be a politican with his BS spin. Parrmatta signed Pezet before they released Lomax, Pezet first signed a 3 year contract with the Broncos staring in 2027 than signed 1 year with the eels for this season, nothing to do with Lomax. …"
"If Lomax came back I would not allow him to be goal kicker
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"I'd continue the public awareness verbal-judo strategy pointing out Melbourne refused to release the Fox on compassionate grounds unless a fair player swap happened — for years until the Fox's contract expired."
"I think Melbourne are just surprised here because Lomax only had one contract with us and it was legitimate. It's not how they usually operate..."
"I do not have much time for Victorian Billionaires. One such prominant family wanted to buy my business and so I retained a business broker and the son signed a confidentiality agreement, so we sent all relevent details including client list. The…"
"Exactly!"
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
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Keaon done deal
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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‘Leaks and grandstanding’: Storm boss unloads on Eels over Lomax
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EA & SB Rookie Report - SG Ball Watchlist
Cameron Bamblett (19)2025 Australian Schoolboy. Made his Jersey Flegg debut at 18 years old in 2025 and was very good in his games at fullback. Was very good in SG ball in 2025 in sweeping plays with his ability to find the right pass and slice the…
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Parramatta Eels selection questions for 2026: Changing plans, outside backs and new signings
Here is an article about a few questions regarding the Eels squad. 1) Penisini, Addo-Carr and who: I think this the biggest question in the squad right now. With the recent news of Simonsson's ankle injury (not serious) could see Kelly overtake him…
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
What's the name of this food porn site you frequent Kram?.
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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