Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"Yeh, bingo. Poor signing or not, we went after him and didn't get him."
"Win v Broncos? No, can't see it, barely even feel it. Of course as an Eels Tragic I'd be ecstatic to be wrong in this case. However, another 50+ loss to start the season has me thinking the conspiracy theory - that the Eels tanked against the Storm…"
"Would have been a terrible signing, yuck 🤣🤣🤣"
"It also looks like they are entering the desperate stage for the signings as they offered him overs so the next player that might come along the Eels will give him a huge offer if they are great "
"I know right, we offered him a 100k more and an extra year, not as an option and we still couldn't land him. I'm alright with not signing this player but far out the Eels can't sign anyone for shit. We also need like 2 extra backline players"
"Its up to the club to turn itself around on the field. We were heading in the right direction with a blip last week.
If you want in demand players when you havent proven youre a compeitiive side week to week you have to pay huge overs. Simple as…"
If you want in demand players when you havent proven youre a compeitiive side week to week you have to pay huge overs. Simple as…"
"Whether you think signing him or not is a good or bad thing isn't the point. Here we have yet another player that we clearly wanted to sign and they turned us down. In this case we offered more money, are closer to his family in Taree and he still…"
"Poor Broncos, it must be devastating for them to be able to keep adding internationals to their roster."
"Good! Glad he signed with Broncos "
"Glad we didn't sign him.
Keaon was the signing to make, he wanted an extra year but we didn't give it to him."
Keaon was the signing to make, he wanted an extra year but we didn't give it to him."
"good that we didn't sign him but it is a worry that players aren't signing with us . Galvin ; keoan , Barnett. Even with our offers be higher and more years "
"Good.
Eels looked too desperate, with the 3 years and $2.6m for an aging forward who recently had an ACL injury."
Eels looked too desperate, with the 3 years and $2.6m for an aging forward who recently had an ACL injury."
"Samrani is a bigger body with a little more speed. Anyone else think Penisini may be more suited to wing, with his strong carries and he does lack a bit of speed a skill in the centres to create opportunities for his winger. Can he be used more like…"
"Thank God we missed him. Good footballer but not worth the reported money we were offering"
"Can't see it unfortunately "
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Keaon done deal
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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