Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"I am glaad he is not at the club anymore but does it feel harsh that Gutho wont get a spot in this team?"
"I wonder if Ice will get the 17 spot. I guess it depends if he was here for long enough"
"Next you'll be worrying about walking under ladders 🪜 "
"Nothing like a schooner of reality "
"I think we'll see a much better performance. It wasn't skill or lack of football nouse in both attack and defence that brought us undone, it was purely fatigue brought on with a combination of sin bins, flamboyant passing and crazy offloads.
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"Last year 2 teams who got flogged in round 1 bounced back in round 2 while 2 got beaten. There are also plenty of examples of teams being flogged winning the following week.
Last year Roosters got beaten 50-14 round 1 against broncos then beat…"
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"More Mongrel in him as well, we're missing some mongrel in our pack "
"I'd like to see Samrani on the bench at the expense of TDS. Samrani is really coming of age, much like Russell. He can fill back row or centre/wing easily. Walker needs to have more minutes as lock and hooker when Smith has a rest.
That would be our…"
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"Williams missed his fair share of tackles, a couple of clangers aswell.
I think if kelma does the job he'll keep his spot and Williams will stay at prop "
I think if kelma does the job he'll keep his spot and Williams will stay at prop "
"They are basically the same type of player but Moretti is better and more consistent in his runs."
"How though? He had a full pre-season? Unless coming back from injury you are a professional athlete you should be ready to go come Round 1."
"He copped a 2wk ban, 1wk with an early guilty plea, or 3wks if unsuccessful."
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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