Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"We do. They are injured. "
"Why Kelly, De Bellin and Pezet were signed is truly baffling and makes you wonder what type of coach Ryles is as he would have had some input into their signing. This coaching staff is a joke as is O'Neil and Jim Satantinos. They're obviously quite…"
"The Eels got ZERO from the Lomax saga "
"But we are Fuckheads. We got flogged by the Titans at home."
"Our star signing "Kelly"
our board are screwed. "
our board are screwed. "
"That's our recruitment team for you, and has been the last 3-4 years. Short on outside backs and no nothing about it bar signing the like of Morgan Harper and Brian Kelly. I don't care what anyone says we should of taken lomax back after he left and…"
"Yeah me, I'll be man next right up."
"I've met Ray Price who was running a take away order for the factory he was working at. This was at my old man's Fish 'n chip Shop in Belfield on Burwood Rd in 1985 when I was 11. Ran and fetched my footy from the back. We exchanged passes infront…"
"At the old Cumberland oval, I think it would have signed about 200 autographs, it got annoying after a while so I stopped signing them."
"I think Ryda is someone who rises to the bigger stage. The bigger the occasion or higher the graade, I feel the better he performs. The lower the stage, the worse he performs. Almost like he plays to the level of his opposition no matter if they are…"
"Also, coming in underdone. Let's be fair he hasn't played any footy this year. It would take time for a Prop to get going having more than two months off."
"I would say he's a similar prospect to Sam. Let's not forget that Sam was a blue chip prospect himself, x2 Aus schoolboy and NSW u19 rep. And Sam has exceeded my projections. He is playing way better in FG than he did in the step up to Flegg/cup. …"
"Yeah that 3rd Hooker situation is a worry, particularly with Coinakis playing only Flegg to this point. If Da Silva goes down, i think we are ok since Smith can play 80. Yeah he's knocked around at the moment but has shown he can handle 80mins. Da…"
"Then fucken don't fuck you people give me a fucken dry fucken Horn your not supporters assholes "
"what about early 91-64 poor ol Bert at Lock or 2010-2014...there was some crap then too "
Irony is Even Deader
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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What another Boring Year for Eels Fans
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Do we not have anyone better then kelly
Surely there's some young hungry kids knocking at the door for that vacant wing spot,cause how Brian Kelly is in this starting lineup baffles me.Dogs are just gonna be peppering that side all game cause Kelly dosent have the brain of a regular first…
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We’re gonna get bent over
Just had a quick look at the teamlist for both teams and yeah nah it's wraps..worse foward we ve ever listed junz is playing injured same with Mitch and Ryley and fcken how many new cunts on the bench and Dylan's starting again..then you look at…
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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