Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"Could be years old but he needs to wisen up."
"mmmmmmm.....Twisties."
"This is possibly the weakest attempt I've ever seen from an ex trying to incriminate an NRL player. It's laughable and should be treated as such by the Integrity Units.
Did the ex sell the photos to the media or just releae them on social media out…"
Did the ex sell the photos to the media or just releae them on social media out…"
"ok.. You have literally nothing to lose. Edibles or a spliff?
Dunno about the astral...did you mean postal?"
Dunno about the astral...did you mean postal?"
"From my understanding he joined the club in 2024 as a 20 year old. So 2024-2025 he esentially played JF with one cup appearance in 2025. Not sure from where we got him from."
"Haha yes I have the receipt. I should ask for a job lol"
"What's his background? "
"Badge, you been smoking again?"
"I thought it was women only they "stoned" Randolph......do you think it would be bad for me at my age? after all I can't remember a fcuking thing anyway.......maybe if we win our first 10 games straight, you can get me stoned and I would know what…"
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"Quality comment Captain
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"He is great example of the next generation of forwards. There have always been different fowards, some had size and power, some had skills and offloads and others relied on footwork and athletic ability. Now with sports science and junior…"
"Yes, if the process is fair dinkum and not held against him/us then I think the investigation will go the way of "nothing to see here, move along""
"I'm leveraging the childrens hospital in my price. Not many clubs would have 750 to throw around, but at the same time you could halve that for the remainder of the year.
Player pricing is going to get very interesting, Valandys is coming out…"
Player pricing is going to get very interesting, Valandys is coming out…"
"Well he had a good look at Perth Rugby and Auckland is closer?"
"Well Karen's still struggling a bit, I think she is hanging in there and we are going to Bali on Monday, so she going good enough to do that, had minor surgery today and got the all clear!
Yes I am looking forward to the kick off....confident yes…"
Yes I am looking forward to the kick off....confident yes…"
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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