Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"Spend the money elsewhere. We have an elite half coming through. Throw the book at Herbie "
"I don't think the Eels know who they want for the 6 jersey, they went after Galvin and missed, then wanted Joash to play 6, then went after Pezet and missed and took him for a 1 year deal to develop our own, now it looks like they are going back on…"
"I don't see what the point is here if we are looking at the mentioned is Talataina not who we think he is as CHT makes more sense if you want a half to play next to Moses.Metcalfe is a 7 not a 6 and he's defense is questionable.He makes more sense…"
"Eels95, even though he's not a great Hooker he can play it somewhat if desperate. Would rather that than someone like Hudson or Coinakis when nowhere near ready. Edwards at Hooker if needed is ok as he can defend ok as well and has 57 NRL games."
"I hope he goes well for us and we need players but I hope this is just the start and some big names are coming we desperately need at least 2 elite signings for next year "
"I agree mate, he will do a role and fill a void. hes mobile, conditioned to playing NRL (not throwing a junior into the cauldon before they are ready) and reasonable good defender.
Across his NRL career, his tackle efficiency sits around 92.4% with…"
Across his NRL career, his tackle efficiency sits around 92.4% with…"
"Iv heard we will be throwing shuster a life line next year "
"Spencer can get this year but Martin no.
This is break glass for this year. Those panicking bring up names that realistically we won't get this year need to relax. Edwards is not signed to start full-time.
Saying mucking around with rejects when he…"
This is break glass for this year. Those panicking bring up names that realistically we won't get this year need to relax. Edwards is not signed to start full-time.
Saying mucking around with rejects when he…"
"Fair call. We have not many spots open for 2027. If we already have given him 2027 then not great. But hopefully it's a case of this year then if he does well give him 27' as well."
"No EA, Hock deal is done, that will win us the comp. Just needs to wait for his bail to be set."
"Spencer & Liam Martin at all cost. You want to be competitive, these two will take you a long way. Let's stop mucking around with rejects. "
"We need to chill just a bit. These kinds of signings don't affect your ability to sign big name players. That's the issue. We don't have a lot of top end talent in the roster. But that's a separate problem to this. Our middles have been destroyed…"
"So you want POs back Chief?
The ones that Dylan had, but worse, year by year ones.
Make a decision. You can't have your cake and eat it too."
The ones that Dylan had, but worse, year by year ones.
Make a decision. You can't have your cake and eat it too."
"Are you on the payroll Daz? Or are MON & Jim holding one of your children hostage?
You are fighting a weird fight here mate. Are you saying executive blood should not be spilled....that's kind of laughable at this point. Why not.
"Whatt have they…"
You are fighting a weird fight here mate. Are you saying executive blood should not be spilled....that's kind of laughable at this point. Why not.
"Whatt have they…"
"Cowboys made sure to let him go this morning so he couldn't face them 🤣🤣🤣"
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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