Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"We manage to fluke a signing of a decent player , and we only manage to keep him for one season before he wants out without even a paycheque to go to . If that ain't the biggest red flag there's something wrong at our club then I don't know what is.…"
"Or have you not let go your ludacris justification of the fallicy you tried to convince everyone of yesterday so you try to be smart with me, i thought you don't care what people think yet i seem to be living rent free in your head, similar to pops…"
"I agree it doesn't seem to be r360, but I guess it all depends how much he wants out. He seems strong-willed.
This misled by Schitcocksy talk feels bogus"
This misled by Schitcocksy talk feels bogus"
"Chiefy, we may disagree, but the logic's bulletproof: The Galvin quest proves the club has no genuine interest in pathways, while Pezet proves we want to develop players for others. Soon, we'll announce the closure of pathways & recruitment.
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"Jesh have you always been so negative. I remember you being much more positive when the bush coach was around. Is that right or am.i dreaming?"
"He probably has the bed under the desk, as per George! Having a sleep during they day..."
"Uncle Nick is rumoured to be a poor golfer who makes equally poor bets. "
">Politis gets TPA's from his connections
"At arms length" is the test that is used. Obviously the NRL is one of the worst regulated bodies on the planet and routinely applies rules inconsistently, but by the letter of the rules if either Politis or…"
"At arms length" is the test that is used. Obviously the NRL is one of the worst regulated bodies on the planet and routinely applies rules inconsistently, but by the letter of the rules if either Politis or…"
"Well think about it Coryn, we went hard for Galvin. Offering him a 4-5 year deal on good money. We had Fletcher signed by then and Talataina was at the club too. So yeah invest in pathways.......unless someone comes up."
"Yes, we went hard for Galvin. Yes, if Ryles sees someone as the answer, he might go for it. Yes, Wiz's "bench fantasy" is a scene out of a LaLaLand movie.
But again, Luai & Galvin aren't the same, right? A $1.1-1.5m six with POs? Mmm. Would you? If…"
But again, Luai & Galvin aren't the same, right? A $1.1-1.5m six with POs? Mmm. Would you? If…"
"Arguably the best winger in the comp when he's in his happy place , on what 600 or 650k? Ryles needs his head examined if he thinks that's overs.
Unfortunately me thinks Ryles coaching inexperience was what drove Lomax's decision. He went…"
Unfortunately me thinks Ryles coaching inexperience was what drove Lomax's decision. He went…"
"No, you find a soulution . Real clubs manoeuvre around this shit all the time with unsettled players. We offer him a bump up, or make a deal beneficial for both parties. As in , champ you give us a great 2026 and if you still wish to leave , we…"
"Lomax was on a deal of all deals in our favour. Probably the only player in the squad outside of rookies that we were getting his paycheque worth out of. When a blokes on less than Matto and is a current Australian and NSW rep player , it's not in…"
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NAS Not Saying No
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
What's the name of this food porn site you frequent Kram?.
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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