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"Utterly disgraceful really. Where are the days of respect, decency and doing the right thing "
"Haha absolutely. He has actually tripped himself a few times today one of the best ones was how he implied we needed to free up cap space to sign pezet and tried to ship Lomax off haha as if Dylbags money was nothing
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"Well Longfin, the nrl certainly have not acted well in this case at all. Hope they've learned something about their okaying Lomax back to sign up with storm stance too. It was absolutely disgraceful form from nrl.
I noted in wording of Beach's email…"
I noted in wording of Beach's email…"
"Explains why the dope was trying to grandstand this morning.
This bitch be TRIPPing"
This bitch be TRIPPing"
"There are other clubs in same boat too not just us."
"If you can get a good player out of it who cares."
"He can be good to be fair
Guru has his moments but is too cocky now and just sprouts rubbish."
Guru has his moments but is too cocky now and just sprouts rubbish."
"I searched "Denan Kemp integrity" on google and got zero results"
"I don't listen closely to those guys but it seems a fairly unique perspective. Overwhelmingly people seem to agree that Parra's legal rights must be preserved. Even Emporer Vlandys will have to abide by the courts in this instance. He can't simply…"
"It's been us against the NRL since 23."
"This is also putting pressure on the NRL to investigate dodgy proceedings with clubs approaching players knowing they have no rights to do so. They have known about it but want to keep their head in the sand. Well done to Parra here. The NRL will…"
"Uncle nick wouldn't even touch that lomax prick, they are going all in for tino."
"Even Denan Kemp, who was all for us, said do you really want the courts to go on for years. If he was Parra he would just leave to avoid distractions. If anything this will bring us closer.
This notion of its Melbourne, you are Parramatta, let it go…"
This notion of its Melbourne, you are Parramatta, let it go…"
"What? Matt Tripp? The Matt Tripp who said Parra should message their fans saying thanks to Melbourne we have a mil in our cap? That flog?"
"What Guru doesn't understand is that once the Court hands down a ruling that's it. Neither the NRL nor the Storm nor Lomax can walk over the Eels' legal rights. Everyone is then forced to adhere to the terms of the release. A fair exchange of value…"
"Petrus played the trials. Perhaps he is carrying a niggle and could be a late inclusion.
I didnt rate Fanene in HM last year. I thought Nunn & Polley carried the forward pack. When Nunn got injured they had to move Noa too.
Pritchard could not…"
I didnt rate Fanene in HM last year. I thought Nunn & Polley carried the forward pack. When Nunn got injured they had to move Noa too.
Pritchard could not…"
Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
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Keaon done deal
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Lomax Update - Zac Lomax entered into preliminary contracts with R360 and the Melbourne Storm prior to being given his blessing by Parramatta
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‘Leaks and grandstanding’: Storm boss unloads on Eels over Lomax
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EA & SB Rookie Report - SG Ball Watchlist
Cameron Bamblett (19)2025 Australian Schoolboy. Made his Jersey Flegg debut at 18 years old in 2025 and was very good in his games at fullback. Was very good in SG ball in 2025 in sweeping plays with his ability to find the right pass and slice the…
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Parramatta Eels selection questions for 2026: Changing plans, outside backs and new signings
Here is an article about a few questions regarding the Eels squad. 1) Penisini, Addo-Carr and who: I think this the biggest question in the squad right now. With the recent news of Simonsson's ankle injury (not serious) could see Kelly overtake him…
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
What's the name of this food porn site you frequent Kram?.
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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