Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"We have 10 out and Fletcher (doesn't really count because he was never a FG option). Keeping in mind that Russel and Tuilagi were unavailable last game. Smith coudlnt finish the last game game. Fox, Paulo and Moses playing injured. Pensini and…"
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"Blue Eel, I think neither Broncos or Warriors have lost players right across the park like the Eels have? Broncos missing some forwards but kep most abcks (Walsh aside)? Warriors losing halves but had replacement halves and were able to move CNK…"
"Dang it, Chiefy, I wanted you to disagree! LOL. I'm not sure about No. 1 at all. The short passing amongst the forwards late 2025 looked different than these Walker inside balls. I figure Ryles is trying to keep an attack going that has lost most of…"
"This is going to sound crazy, but I feel Dean Hawkins has somehow been a big loss this season. He did very well as a back up half."
"Why get rid of a coach to replace him with who?? What we need is to fix the R&R side of things and look at depth and talent. We need to surround our juniors with stars and not has beens. We need a star 6 that compliments moses, we need a 13 and a…"
"Captain, maybe there is a reverse thing going on with Heller's quote? Some critics are attributing any Eels success or any decision about a player they like as just random good luck, while claiming all the bad luck has to be owned?!
If I remember…"
If I remember…"
"Mathew, Brisbane have 13 players out of there top 30 reported as injured.
We have 9 reported right now
The warriors have 7 right now.
There are others but Brisbane and the Warriors look a bit better then us I would suggest.
Round 13 can't come quick…"
We have 9 reported right now
The warriors have 7 right now.
There are others but Brisbane and the Warriors look a bit better then us I would suggest.
Round 13 can't come quick…"
"The younger kids in NSW Cup are performing and developing well. Look at the stats off Richie, T Brown, Jez, Visconti, Beatie, Avery and Latu. However, the most impressive stat sheet for the game is Lokeni. In 75min he produced 200m+ and 38 tackles…"
"Lol...this one is the right shoulder (dom), had the left done last year.
I now type and wipe my arse with the left.....my wife baths and dresses me every morning....she refuses to do anything more.....look it up Daz...you will be impressed...since i…"
I now type and wipe my arse with the left.....my wife baths and dresses me every morning....she refuses to do anything more.....look it up Daz...you will be impressed...since i…"
"Poppa, whjat the hell is a "reverse should replacement"? Is it like you're RoboCop and they accidentally put a rocket launcher on the wrong way? "Dead or alive, this arm is going on backwards""
"Nothing in the post suggests arbitrating opinions. It's a bloody opinions-blog style site FFS. I made a somewhat sarcastic request to those going off at "the club" to at least own not deny their inconsistencies. "Pay overs for Russell, yeah! +…"
"There isn't a coach who could win every game with almost half the 1st grade side out with injuries.
Ryles showed what he could do with the team in the back end of the season last year with players being on the feild consistanly.
Can him and the Eels…"
Ryles showed what he could do with the team in the back end of the season last year with players being on the feild consistanly.
Can him and the Eels…"
"I think it's even more simple do you trust MoN or anyone else in our front office to deliver a premiership if so we'll stick if not we'll still stick until there times are up.
If one of the heavy hitters became available do you honestly think our…"
If one of the heavy hitters became available do you honestly think our…"
Irony is Even Deader
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
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Keaon done deal
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Thirteeen Minutes
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Centres
We without a doubt have the worst centre pairing in the comp . You can look through every other side - neither of our centres would get a start in any of them . It's an area we have neglected in both recruitment and development. We have a rep level…
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Repeat Sets & Penalties
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My takeaways from today
1.Brian Kelly needs to get sacked,is there none better or something going on behind the four walls.to try and bring a outside back on loan deal or something cause Kelly is seriously horrendous.2.Junior paulo ain't first grade standard anymore,I've…
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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