Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"The whispers are gowing louder."
"Yeah but he's still on a motza "
"while Haas would have been an excellent acquisition. Im looking forward to this new season our team work, ethos and comradeship, seems on an upward trajectory. While our new recruits aren't headline makers, it's what we needed, and im sure they…"
".....snore.....
I would reply in detail but you sqeal like a pre-pubescent girl and cry for mod help like a pre- pubescent boy. "
I would reply in detail but you sqeal like a pre-pubescent girl and cry for mod help like a pre- pubescent boy. "
"Not to mention all the dodgy decisions we have had playing the storm in prelims and Gf. Some of those decisions in prelims decisions go our way and Storm lose more gf's. I hate the pricks "
"Excellent Hoe... Bravo
Bringing Walters out for a media stroll is more dirty pool from Ugly Pete.
I can accept The Years being trimmed."
Bringing Walters out for a media stroll is more dirty pool from Ugly Pete.
I can accept The Years being trimmed."
"I'm not as an avid watcher of lower grades as some else on here (I'm overseas), but from the little I see only Richie Penisini seems destined for first grade. And He's good. Just needs to stop being injured. Otherwise he's great.
Otherwise, jury…"
Otherwise, jury…"
"I'm not concerned about the court case at all. In the wash up, if they can't find Lomax culpable to some extent there's something we are all missing. The only question is to quantify the damages we are awarded, he heads to the storm and we all move…"
"Who's out there who deserves 1M+? I agree Haas, but no one available is worth it IMO. Haas, Tino, maybe a couple of the 6s if they become available. No one else we need deserves a 1M+ so why do we need to have ones other than Moses?"
"What if PVL grants the Eels a salary cap exemption to resign Lomax for this season? Everyone is happy and although Lomax is coming back with his tail between his legs, maybe the way this has blown up will set him straight.
Considering PVL wants him…"
Considering PVL wants him…"
"Good signing obviously but for some reason I'm not taking the rabbits seriously while Bennett is there. Not sure why."
"Your replies are as predictable as Lomax breaking a contract. "
"Great read mate and thanks for posting. It is my understanding too, that Lomax agreed to join the Storm first. He only came back to the Eels as an afterthought, obviously based on legal advice. I've had similar discussions with lawyers who believe…"
"The bunnies don't have a spine, most of their team is often injured or on the way out. Just signing haas doesn't make you competitive. Have to build it all up "
"Clearly Storm ain't exchanging anyone.
Parra should just suck it up, retire Matto on concussion basis, and use that money to welcome back Lomax, on an iron clad contract that makes sure he sees out his remaining 3 years.
Throw him in the backrow and…"
Parra should just suck it up, retire Matto on concussion basis, and use that money to welcome back Lomax, on an iron clad contract that makes sure he sees out his remaining 3 years.
Throw him in the backrow and…"
Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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In the Wake of V’landys’ Backflips, the Lomax Case May Hinge on One Question
One sliding door moment could tip the scales. That is why it matters that Supreme Court justices approach equity seriously and are not swayed by even the loudest of drumbeats. Especially now, after Peter V’landys, the NRL’s Commander-In-Chief…
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Eels' 2026 Backline?
To those with knowledge of the Eels' lower grades, do the Eels have players coming through in the outside backs who might be within 1-2 years of a) breaking into first grade, and/or b) have the potential to be star outside backs?I think the Eels'…
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Payne haas joins rabbits
Honestly why man,why rabbits and when will it be Parras turn.I just want the excitement of landing a big player like seriously it's a joke now.Like Dam man..
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Ryan Matterson Concussion - Rumoured
RUMOURI have been trying to get some information on this one but can’t seem to get anything back.There has been a bit of a whisper doing the rounds that Ryan Matterson picked up a pretty bad head knock at training during the week. With Matterson’d…
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
What's the name of this food porn site you frequent Kram?.
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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