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"Probably a lot of frustration mate, we finished last year strongly, with another pre-season under our belt a lot of fans were most definately expecting to see further improvement this season which hasn't happened yet.
We have a lot of flaws for a…"
We have a lot of flaws for a…"
"have to say it , never come across so much negativity as on this 1EyedEel , have no read one positive paragraph, i think the eels are a strong units and that was shown by the comeback in both games when they were 20 points down and fought back to…"
"I'd love to know whats really happened with De-Belin.
Guymer was horrendous in the 30 minutes he played last week yet seems to be above De-Belin in the pecking order, something isn't adding up.
De-Belin wasn't setting the world on fire in the first…"
Guymer was horrendous in the 30 minutes he played last week yet seems to be above De-Belin in the pecking order, something isn't adding up.
De-Belin wasn't setting the world on fire in the first…"
"Id say mid table.....our middles are poor and we a couple injuries away from real trouble in the backline.
we really need a rep centre,middle and quality NRL standard 6..
Lomax really fucked us"
we really need a rep centre,middle and quality NRL standard 6..
Lomax really fucked us"
"Ryles seems to as well, hence the reason for going all in for Keaon and going for Barnett."
"The Pezet deal always stunk....we are helping the broncos every week and giving him NRL experience to the detriment of our young talent.(do we have any in the halves anymore ??)...again I look at Ethan Sanders (but thats hindsight, now knowing what…"
"12th. We aren't as good as last year. Lost brown and lomax which has hurt us. Pezet can't defence. deblin is in Reggie's, same as Kelly "
"Moses hasn't been dangerous anywhere, his long kicking has kept us in 2 games......Pezet isn't quick enough to let anything happen. If anything pezet is the reason for Moses poor start to the season!"
"At the very least, It's against the spirit of the game. This is what drives me away from the NRL these days (and other pro sports). Everyone always trying to be so clever to get around the rules. No one wants to just play by the rules, as they were…"
"Let's get him in then Joel.....I don't care if its Joash or Dick Tracey......as long as its not "you know who""
"Optimistic me will say 7th-8th
Pessimistic me will say 12th
Realistic me will say somewhere between 7th and 12th."
Pessimistic me will say 12th
Realistic me will say somewhere between 7th and 12th."
"Panthers have put Broncos, Sharks, and Roosters to the sword, I personally don't think this week's result against them counts much for where we'll finish as Panthers are easily a step above the rest of the teams right now. "
"I agree, i'm just saying we need to bank these games to at least make the 8. I feel like these are all games we can win.
We should be able to take the Bulldogs right to the line if we sort out our marker defence, that's where they'll get us.
The…"
We should be able to take the Bulldogs right to the line if we sort out our marker defence, that's where they'll get us.
The…"
"Cool bud"
"I don't know "
"First of all, if you are buying them back when 30 when they have been at a club for 15 years, that makes them 15 when they left? Bit young to know if they are superstars or not.
And those who wait leave.
Just cause they love playing doesn't mean…"
And those who wait leave.
Just cause they love playing doesn't mean…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Sneaky ploy which makes Panthers defense so good.
Willie Mason is onto something. The Panthers give away a set restart on the first tackle if they lose the contact. They value getting their line set, and not allowing the opposition any momentum that they're prepared to give away a 6 again on the…
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Where do we see the EELS finishing?
Just eager to see where everyone thinks we will place on the table come season end?As of now, I have us between 6th-10th, just depending on injuries and how much our middle defence improves throughout the year. Another factor is if we unearth some…
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Round 4 Team List v Penrith Panthers
1. Isaiah Iongi2. Bailey Simmonson3. Brian Kelly4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr6. Jonah Pezet7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. Jack Williams9. Ryley Smith10. Junior Paulo11. Kelma Tuilagi12. Kitione Kautoga13. Dylan Walker Interchange:14. Tallyn Da Silva15.…
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This guy free to speak to other clubs soon
Thats how lacklustre the people running recruitment and retention roll. Our best prop, yet he can talk to other clubs in a few months, and were extremely short on go forward props.When he was only signed until 2027, I honestly couldn't believe it.…
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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