Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"EA we could sign Nathan Cleary, he has 3 tries, 3 TA's, 9/9 goals and one person will say "see that knock on? That's what $1.4 mil gets you"
If Renzo plays Sunday it's an audition, if he plays well, Ryles won't hesitate he will play him over Pezet…"
If Renzo plays Sunday it's an audition, if he plays well, Ryles won't hesitate he will play him over Pezet…"
"Haha... You're both right, I've gotten too soft. "
"Joash appears to be the best 5/8 at the club currently. Hurry up back Izzy "
"It's prob more the team is decimated right now so all the combinations would be out of wack. Volkman can probably take the bullets for now "
"I just don't see the upside of Volkman playing, Lorenzo you get the same game, maybe better out of.
I understand the idea that a poor game can be detrimental to a kid that is not ready, at least he would have Moses with him.
Ryles though doesn't…"
I understand the idea that a poor game can be detrimental to a kid that is not ready, at least he would have Moses with him.
Ryles though doesn't…"
"He's solid but yeah gone now. Maybe Iongi to can kind of make a contest of it but we don't really have many guys on the team who can. "
"Pretty generous to give him the full year. He should win us the GF by August at the latest. It can't be that hard to redefine the NRL round structure, shorten the season, win all our remaining games by +30 margin per game, and then tear apart the…"
"'Mark O'Neill has come out today and stated that cap relief would help us enormously to replace injured stars.'
Hmmm....
So, cap relief would help the Eels replace injured stars, yet, a warchest of available cap didn't help the Eels replace…"
Hmmm....
So, cap relief would help the Eels replace injured stars, yet, a warchest of available cap didn't help the Eels replace…"
"Simmossom caught 2 yesterday albeit wasn't able to offload to capitalise. Too bad he's injured now "
"Requires size and athleticism that we don't have lol. Small wingers who can't leap "
"well tago is not in nsw cup. So yep only 18 players from the top 30 fit at the moment. Surprised Jeziah is named over Mataele."
"New blocking rules, it's a free path now so teams are getting right to the contest. We just don't have anyone who can do it 🤣"
"Why such low expectations. If he does not lead us to the GF this year I dont want to see his face in an eels jersey next year."
"Joash had cramps so at least it wasn't an actual injury that would keep him out."
"We had one of the best last year and it didnt help us. He had just about the worst errors in the game (lomax). Maybe we just arent lucky with bombs like others."
"Yeah I don't see Ryles going with 5 forwards and a Hooker as 6 man bench.
Either Lorenzo or Volkman in for Brown."
Either Lorenzo or Volkman in for Brown."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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New trend I’ve noticed
Have noticed most of the good nrl sides currently (Definitely not us) are taking advantage of the new blocking rules and just putting up bombs to end every set with good pressure forcing errors. We have no athletes to chase the kicks or pressure so…
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Round 6 Team List v Gold Coast Titans
1. Joash Papaili2. Araz Nanva3. Will Penisini4. Brian Kelly5. Josh Addo-Carr6. Ronald Volkman7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. Jack Williams9. Rylex Smith10. Junior Paulo11. Kelma Tuilagi12. Kitione Kautoga13. Dylan Walker Interchange:14. Tallyn Da Silva…
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The Club and Foul Play Injuries.
Parramatta’s Injury Crisis Exposes an NRL Salary Cap Grey AreaThe 2026 season is quickly turning into a case study in how bad luck, foul play, and rigid rules can collid, and no club is feeling it more than us,the Parramatta Eels.A growing injury…
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NRL issue warning to Moses
NRL ISSUE MITCHELL MOSES A WARNING!The NRL have issued Eels halfback Mitchell Moses a “warning letter” after last nights game against the Tiger’s, mentioning his behaviour towards the referee.DiD Gough get a letter? Has anything from Referees boss…
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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