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"So u boys reckon he was signed for depth? I was hoping we'd see him combine with Fox on the left, but Ryles knows more. Samrani has the jump on him? we have too sit and watch tomorrow night. Stressing "
"Yes going off those stats he's definitely picked up an injury "
""Hey Will, want a free all expenses paid trip to Auckland?"
"Oh boy would I?.....wait aren't we playing this week? Hello, Jason?""
"Oh boy would I?.....wait aren't we playing this week? Hello, Jason?""
"Mo would be a good get! ✌"
"Penisini was not our problem last week. I know he makes a few dumb mistakes, but we have bigger problems than him. "
"Stats aren't everything, but:
Penisini V the Storm
13 runs for 157m (Eels 2nd best - Iongi 159m)
PCM's - 52 (Eels 2nd best - Kitione 62m)
Tackle Breaks - 6 (Eels 2nd best - Iongi 7)
Line breaks - 2 (Eels best, we only had 3 all up)
Tackles 9 / 4…"
Penisini V the Storm
13 runs for 157m (Eels 2nd best - Iongi 159m)
PCM's - 52 (Eels 2nd best - Kitione 62m)
Tackle Breaks - 6 (Eels 2nd best - Iongi 7)
Line breaks - 2 (Eels best, we only had 3 all up)
Tackles 9 / 4…"
"Well said, Coryn.
If those figures (850k/900k) are accurate, you’d think it’s for this season also - which is possible with the compassionate reasoning?
I doubt Samrani is really being offered but we are a far better team with Barnett than without…"
If those figures (850k/900k) are accurate, you’d think it’s for this season also - which is possible with the compassionate reasoning?
I doubt Samrani is really being offered but we are a far better team with Barnett than without…"
"Maybe Penisini has been traded to the warriors for Barnett lol"
"I think the situation says more about Samrani 's rise rather than what's happening with Penasini "
"Well done Samrani. About time Will was dropped. Horrendous defender, slow, can't pass."
"Not sure if he is dropped. More likely copped a knock. But if he is dropped, it shows Ryles doesn't give a you know what about feelings of playerrs."
"Id be shocked if he was dropped. We were terrible last week. You don't just drop 1 person after that to prove a point. Could have picked up a niggle we didn't see or something at training. "
"For Depth? Like everyone claims we don't have enough of
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"I mean better to have more bodies with experience than not. If you don't play them then so be it but if really need him he is there."
"So why'd we sign Kelly can someone explain that to me?"
"Your last part about a thrashing, not saying you are wrong to think that but how sad is it that coming into the season we see this game full strength as being hard, might lose but close. To now with pretty much the same team it is can only see…"
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Will Penasini out - Jordan Samrani in
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Can Pezet leave already
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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