Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"It's and easy fix put Pezet in the 7 and Moses in the six. Pezet plays more as a natural 7 instead of a eyes up type six. I said this before Lorenzo should have made his debut this year insTead of wasting him in reserve grade."
"I would argue our starting middles are. We regain a lot once Walker, Tuivait and Doorey come on, then slowly go back to before once they are off."
"For some reason i feel we can trouble them and even a win wouldn't surprise. Call me a biased optimist, just a feeling. But it could backfire, though that's the way it goes."
"That 10 minutes, when we were down to.12 men and st george were camped inside our 20 - that proves we've come a long way since the bush coach days.
I reckon we're a good chance of ambushing the pussy cats 🐈 "
I reckon we're a good chance of ambushing the pussy cats 🐈 "
"We capitalised with our chances, they did not. That was the difference. Was it the case of best team lost? i would argue not necassarily as both teams gave their opponents chances, we took our chances compared to them."
"Well put Carlo, I had no idea, you should be very proud and I know you are!"
"Coryn, you make it sound like the Club just let DB and Lomax go. DB was offered a deal he couldn't refuse and I guarentee you if we matched it and fucked our salary cap (like Newcastle have done) eveybody on here would be screaming for MON's head!As…"
"I would agree with that summation Dave "
"Have a read of this Choker.....you will find it very interesting.....nice salute to you there "Super".
The Story Of Colonel Jack Argent
Posted by SuperEel 22 on April 12, 2022 at 7:36pm in NR"
The Story Of Colonel Jack Argent
Posted by SuperEel 22 on April 12, 2022 at 7:36pm in NR"
""worst defence in the NRL. That's not sustainable."
That summation says it all! "
That summation says it all! "
"Really Choker, read some of my posts about that era, I still have those guys autographs, do you? mate I wrote an article recently about the 63 Kangeroos, mate i was around when Thornett came over from Leeds and Jack Argent was the secretary of the…"
"I see us 5th to 8th - I feel Pezert will improve - seems very much a confidence player, and has come into a new system. Teacum needs some minutes and hopefully Moretti gets some game time this week too as I always had him ahead of Dorey, but Dorey…"
""listen , it now about how big you are in the fight its how big the fight is in you" ,
I think the analogy you were trying to use was "the size and the fight of the dog"
"2 years ago they killed Moses "
"he has more tries and try assist than Brown…"
I think the analogy you were trying to use was "the size and the fight of the dog"
"2 years ago they killed Moses "
"he has more tries and try assist than Brown…"
"I stand by early prediction of 6-10th from before season. The 6 agains and speed of game is ridiculous and caught a few teams off guard. Teams are also adjusting to new bench rules and Ryles was found out with poor tactical decision in round 1…"
"hey Mate just to put you in the picture , i started following teh Eels in 1960 when unlimited tackle was still around and followed the eels all through the early years when we have had a mortgage on the wooden spoon so dont talk me about loyalty ,…"
"how did I fuck that up ? Poppa"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Gus: Eels Showed "Real Grit"
Curled up in the foetal position, the noise is getting louder from some of our punters. Drop Pezet. Move him on. He’s been labelled “a mistake” by some, along with the usual tomatoes thrown at R&R, the team, and the front office. But not Talyn Da…
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Charlie Guymer send off
I know we won, but the Jacob Liddle "strip" penalty at the 24:21 to go mark needs to be called out as a failure of the ref's knowledge of the rules.A penalty restart cannot legally occur until the referee has officially designated the mark. Yet, as…
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Sneaky ploy which makes Panthers defense so good.
Willie Mason is onto something. The Panthers give away a set restart on the first tackle if they lose the contact. They value getting their line set, and not allowing the opposition any momentum that they're prepared to give away a 6 again on the…
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Where do we see the EELS finishing?
Just eager to see where everyone thinks we will place on the table come season end?As of now, I have us between 6th-10th, just depending on injuries and how much our middle defence improves throughout the year. Another factor is if we unearth some…
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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