Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"I feel like trials are more a sign of how bright your future will be, it's a lot of your younger and depth options getting a chance to showcase their game. Eels 2027 and onwards looks very bright "
"Yeah it's a pretty swift recovery usually 2-3 weeks. But so early in the season I'm not sure Parra will push him that hard. Even with ado we prob lose to brissy "
"Wise words, LB. Can't disagree. Trials often lie, but they can also reveal. I'm happy with how 1-28 played, especially the kids. There appears buy in, fitness and cohesion. Hopefully, that isn't an illusion."
"One thing I found interesting was what Moses told SEN Radio about Pezet being "loud", "confident" and "a strong personality in that position that will take chances"
"it's (he is) what we needed, you know what I mean?"
"He loves his footy, I love my…"
"it's (he is) what we needed, you know what I mean?"
"He loves his footy, I love my…"
"The cautionary tale of 2012, played 4 trials, won all 4 trials. Went on to win 6 games all year. Granted we have a much better roster than 2012 under Kearney but yeah when i watch trials i do not normally get emotional as i do during the year. I…"
"Exactly, Muttman. It's about habits and mindset. Everyone always says trial form means nothing, but some players don't like to loss coin tosses or ping pong rallies no-one is watching."
"I was wondering that. Why did he call Pez to take the shot at goal after scoring?That was strange, especially since it was right in front."
"Good points as usual, Longfin. I'm not sure if anyone else felt this, but when the Roosters gained momentum, with Moses off, kids on, I expected 12-46 not 28-22 (16-0 second half) and the conclusion "it's only a trial"."
"Coryn, spot on. Good signs.
One to twenty-eight there was buy in.
Systems. Culture. Depth. Fitness. Energy. Our line speed ruffled the Chooks' feathers at times.
I don't see second year syndromes yet, or regression.
Hopefully, it continues. How we…"
One to twenty-eight there was buy in.
Systems. Culture. Depth. Fitness. Energy. Our line speed ruffled the Chooks' feathers at times.
I don't see second year syndromes yet, or regression.
Hopefully, it continues. How we…"
"Phil, well said. That impressed me too. You expect a drop off or worse. Especially, during trials. It didn't happen.
If you're going to R1, be on the lookout for one of our most esteemed and educated members."
If you're going to R1, be on the lookout for one of our most esteemed and educated members."
"Club Statement: Injury Update on Josh Addo-Carr
Following scans after Saturday’s game it was determined that Josh Addo-Carr sustained a broken thumb.
Josh had successful surgery today and at this stage we expect him to be back by Round 4.…"
Following scans after Saturday’s game it was determined that Josh Addo-Carr sustained a broken thumb.
Josh had successful surgery today and at this stage we expect him to be back by Round 4.…"
"Yep
isn't it ??? We just don't need it 😞🤬"
isn't it ??? We just don't need it 😞🤬"
"Brandy on sen.just said he'll only miss the first two rounds and is a chance for round 2.
Could only miss the Storm "
Could only miss the Storm "
"My humble opinion Lurker agree that would be the best option for us"
"They've inserted a plate, so he needs time for the bones to heal. Fortunately, the insert of a plate generally speeds up recovery as there is something solid for the bones to heal to."
"Should we slot matterson on the wing for some experience against the storm"
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Fox broken thumb. Per nrl physio
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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