Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"Reported it was Ben Creagh who knocked it back. LPT should challenge him to a fight. Winner gets what they want.
Creagh's form in Origin would point to LPT winning by forfeit."
Creagh's form in Origin would point to LPT winning by forfeit."
"the Rat will talk about it a fair over next 24 hours on SEN. great exposure for LPT but could also inadvertantly be promoting Rogers as a player manager."
"The way his manager spoke about them I don't think that bridge will mended anytime soon.
There was even chatter that Dragons were told Bula won't go if Flanagan is sacked. Isaac Moses up to old tricks."
There was even chatter that Dragons were told Bula won't go if Flanagan is sacked. Isaac Moses up to old tricks."
"Feeding the most talented jnr we have had in an age into this clusterfuck should be criminal.
Just because we need him does not mean that he needs this.
We would be eating our seedcorn....like fuckheads"
Just because we need him does not mean that he needs this.
We would be eating our seedcorn....like fuckheads"
"What about the cash we picked up on the Lomax exodus, i.e. it doesn't matter what bucket its in now, we know its not cap....actually legal fees but hold your mouth correctly and it looks like we are paying transfer fee to the Dragons based on that…"
"I remember being in Bali Randy, lined up lobster reaturants on the beach at Jimbarren Bay, they all looked full and booked out..... don't worry everyone, I found one where we can get a booking I said.....my family & friends never appreciated the…"
"and others think "Well if they are going there, so will i....it's like a kebab shop or Chinese restaurant, you don't eat at the empty ones. Being empty means other folks are letting you know it is garbage"
"Bueno....we mucho needo dis"
"We have one Zac Lomax we can offer them."
"this maybe more smoke & mirrors by the Saints, in a bid to extract someone from the eels or other club interested in the big fella. hes signed with saints until end of 2027 by looks of things.
i do agree with you though that loaning him out could…"
i do agree with you though that loaning him out could…"
"Then why is nobody coming to Parra now De Belin, Kelly and Pezet has signed 😂"
"Dragons has rejected his request for a release. Maybe if our R&R team is on the ball, they can request Dragons to loan him to us and he plays first grade. Both sides win for the time being. Then if our R&R team is good, maybe they can make something…"
"Luai was the catalyst to getting the likes of Turuva, May brothers and the likes. They overpaid for Luai but what he has influenced has been worth it. Similar to when we signed Foran in 2016, Scott and Jennings signed. Foran also signed with…"
"Thought he was superior prospect to Sam even heard rumours Panthers really wanted him more then Blaize ."
"They came to the 3 time spoon winning Tigers because Shane Richardson could sell ice to an Eskimo & Mark O’Neill couldn't sell water in a 🏜 desert
Richardson made 3 huge marquee signings when the Tigers were an absolute basket case
Jarome Luai…"
Richardson made 3 huge marquee signings when the Tigers were an absolute basket case
Jarome Luai…"
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We’re gonna get bent over
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Worst forward pack ever in team history?
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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