Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"I have to agree here with Bourbon; this guy has had a good season but I am not throwing the bank at him tbh. Look we did well this year with who played and you can see also who left and who was also injured."
"Sign Richo as a GM. Would actually get shit done "
"I think you are misreading the comment. Pezet was signed long before lomax was released, i think he meant after lomax was released it freed up money that may have been used for a longer deal for pezet but it came too late."
"Margo Kneel really needs to work on his blowjobs... he'll get there one day"
"You are not supposed to remember things that were said previously, Badger. That is v.rude of you and poor form....making truthteller Braith look like a cretinous inveterate liar by using his own words played back is against the Geneva convention.
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"Bourbon, I cannot see players who want to win a comp in the next 3 years viewing Eels as the place to be just yet. Perhaps koalaman may suspect that we expect him to open our premiership window. he needs to bring a wonderbar with him
Right now we…"
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"Sanders must not be anything special if they signed another halfback in the broncos academy "
"No faith that we can sign him as long as we have MON and whoever are in the negotiating table."
"They are saving the money for their usual Mad Monday celebrations."
"Close the deal Parra at least one ffs......honestly we have the cash ....all this AI best roster and top 4 team for happiest players ....I say bullshit....we recruit a gun rep middle forward then Ill believe the JR story and the team hype thats…"
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"Wonder where Dylan Browns earmarked money went then"
"Will Parra ever sign a few decent players or are they just going to pocket the extra holiday super cash 💰 💰 💰 and rely on lower grade players coming through. It appears that way "
"Hold the phone, Anasta stated that the Lomax money was used to secure his boy, Pezet.
“Parra didn’t offer a long-term deal. It may have been there if I pressed it but when Zac (was released), it freed up some money,” Anasta said.…"
“Parra didn’t offer a long-term deal. It may have been there if I pressed it but when Zac (was released), it freed up some money,” Anasta said.…"
"Seen it before, doubt these juniors kill it in first grade. Believe me, I hate to say it."
"If there are any lessons to be learned from our past mistakes it is that we should not break the bank for this player. We have good kids coming through and you through $1m per season for Keon, those same good kids are going to be demanding overs and…"
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I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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NAS Not Saying No
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Reliance on Juniors as our Pathway to Glory vs Signing Talented 1st Graders
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AI picks Parramatta eels best 17 for 2026 season
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Players Vote Eels No.2 Club, Behind the Panthers
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
What's the name of this food porn site you frequent Kram?.
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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