Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"so much for the 2026 Witzer Pre-Season Champions"
"Just fuck Pensini off and get Tago on centre and Xerri on the other, we have to buy a premiership at this point."
"He tried so hard to butcher his try but momentum got him"
"Ben Rogers is a dud "
"He was offside on an early kick chase , threw the ball out the back of his ass tackle 2 first time we got good ball , came in with a lazy arm over the top after Moses chopped a guy down , was 3 metres behind on our kick chase .. but yes he ran the…"
"Eels now sit 16th on the NRL ladder after their truly record breaking performance today. Well Done Parra "
"He picked the squad did he not"
"We do have a lot of injuries but even healthy we are still an average nrl side. Especially in the outside backs "
"Recruitment is definitely the issue. Lot of buying to be done "
"Ben Rogers is head of recruitment, his name should be front and centre more than anyone."
"When the opposition is putting 40+ on the team every week, I say it's more the coaching staff is the issue. The structure and system put in place isnt working. Fitness and conditioning is the biggest eye openers this season. Oppositions are running…"
"Petition needs to be done this is embarrassing "
"What I would like to hear in all this talk of sacking board members is a clear exposition of:
a) what measures will be put in place to ensure any changes at the Board level do not spiral into a repetition of the off field instability that harmed the…"
a) what measures will be put in place to ensure any changes at the Board level do not spiral into a repetition of the off field instability that harmed the…"
"Chief, one of your best blogs ever.
I must absolutely say though that Ryles is the right choice as coach. The club and by extension the players must support him. I was impressed with some things from Ryles presser this afternoon, stating the fans…"
I must absolutely say though that Ryles is the right choice as coach. The club and by extension the players must support him. I was impressed with some things from Ryles presser this afternoon, stating the fans…"
"Paulo only had 76 running metres. He is really way off his best before date. He can no longer bend the line and can now be easily tackle down. In fairness to him, his body is ageing. R&R should have expected this. But look at our middles beside him…"
"This needs to be pushed everyday every week till it happens. I'm over it, I don't even care if we win 3 games. SACK O'Neill."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Will Penisni
Does any one know his contract status ? I know he seemed to think he had re-signed but it was never announced . Let's bloody well hope it never happened. He is the worst starting centre in the comp . I don't care if he's a local junior , what high…
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Defending the Undefendable... this game should not have been a surprise....Look what we had!
I am starting to think we have the dumbest supporters on here .... watched they way we manouvre and undermine any failures.The relentless criticism and then the undermining of the coach, front office etc indicates some people cannot just understand…
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Sarantinos and Mark O'neill must be shown the door now
Sarantinos and O’Neill have to be held accountable for where this club currently sits. This isn’t about emotion—it’s about sustained poor decision-making in roster construction and contract management. Over multiple seasons, the club has…
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Effort Optional
I don’t expect us to win every week.But I do expect us to compete every week.Somehow, as Eels fans, we’ve been conditioned to lower the bar.To accept losses. To become numb to them.We talk ourselves into it every season.“Injuries.” “They’re…
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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