Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"This situation is as fcked up as your head. "
"$500k isn't a reasonable offer considering the value of Lomax being an Australian and state of origin player! The money is really of no value to the Eels! The real question is the fact that Lomax has attempted now for the 3rd time in as many years…"
"It's come out now that during negotiations with Melbourne, we put forward that they take Matterson too. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
LOL much love and respect for Jim, you tha man."
LOL much love and respect for Jim, you tha man."
"yep. Loirima would be behind Bamblett, Davis, Rosario and Fletcher. Those 4 are genuinely elite talents yet Davis couldn't even make the team this week. That's how stacked this team is"
"Some some idea. But I do expect a few signings of players I don't know. I will just wait till rd 1 honestly "
"If it extends past that Melbourne surely would back off."
"Yes, that makes sense badger. "
"PT, you say Loirima will be StGeorge capt & fullback and we can't fit him in our squad? That bodes well"
"I don't watch Melbourne games at all but I have read reports that Pezet handled himself really well when he was called upon by them."
"I think Iongi is in for a big year."
"Christopher Suaalii in HM is Joseph Suaalii's brother"
"Thanks for watching the preview. I didn't swear at all in this preview which is totally different to the review I did last year."
"Thanks PT ...great information."
"Mate, Michael Fililava has talent no question. He sits around 130Kg mark. He gets gassed very quickly and about 10 minute stints is how he is used. In todays game, middles need to churn out much bigger minutes, off memory may have played 1-2…"
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
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2026 Parramatta Eels Season Preview
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‘Leaks and grandstanding’: Storm boss unloads on Eels over Lomax
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EA & SB Rookie Report - SG Ball Watchlist
Cameron Bamblett (19)2025 Australian Schoolboy. Made his Jersey Flegg debut at 18 years old in 2025 and was very good in his games at fullback. Was very good in SG ball in 2025 in sweeping plays with his ability to find the right pass and slice the…
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Parramatta Eels selection questions for 2026: Changing plans, outside backs and new signings
Here is an article about a few questions regarding the Eels squad. 1) Penisini, Addo-Carr and who: I think this the biggest question in the squad right now. With the recent news of Simonsson's ankle injury (not serious) could see Kelly overtake him…
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
What's the name of this food porn site you frequent Kram?.
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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