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"I wouldn't say head and shoulders as Smith has had an average game here and there and this year started slowly with uncharacteristic performances. Sunday he was much better but also had a bad pass to Walker on Dragons line. He has a bit to work on…"
"Coryn used an analogy (above) that I think is a really good way to approach how to think about the current Eels. It is not true, Coryn suggested, that "you can't coach speed". Usain Bolt running 9.58 is a product of "process and training", Coryn…"
"Let me tell you all something. If Bushie was still coach there would be no da silva and no Ryley Smith
Boods Arthur would have been earmarked as the eels long term hioker and Hands would be keeping the seat warm for him
Thats how the club rolled…"
Boods Arthur would have been earmarked as the eels long term hioker and Hands would be keeping the seat warm for him
Thats how the club rolled…"
"Think it should be obvious to both of them how they are a one, two punch which suits them both.
theres no way TDS could start I'd hate to think how we'd be eaten alive in the middle. We are playing them both to their strengths and the teams…"
theres no way TDS could start I'd hate to think how we'd be eaten alive in the middle. We are playing them both to their strengths and the teams…"
"With great difficulty Coryn-big ask and we don't have the squad they do, we can only hope the message from what we see in their performances can force us to engage with the same ferocity and stand our ground. Lets hope."
"Though say Smith goes in 2028, does Coinakis become that new 14 option? Is there another Hooker we may look at?
Tough decision for the club moving forward."
Tough decision for the club moving forward."
"Agree, Chief.
There are some really good signs with TDS, we just have to be patient with him.
He looks like he will be very dangerous in attack & thats something we haven't had at hooker in a long time.
I love the 1-2 punch with Ryley Smith & its…"
There are some really good signs with TDS, we just have to be patient with him.
He looks like he will be very dangerous in attack & thats something we haven't had at hooker in a long time.
I love the 1-2 punch with Ryley Smith & its…"
"Totally agree with Seuseu EA, he's a standout in Matts. He's rugged and willing in defense and does remind of Alamoti, a real threat in attack and exciting to watch. Is he any relation to a previous player of the same name who played in the past?…"
"We need to play Penrith the way we have done over the past few years. Basically we need to disrupt their game plan by stopping their automaton game and make them think more in defence. We have the players with the skills to do this in attack, but as…"
"Fans are forgetting da silva is that he eligible to play for jersey flegg for the next two years. He's very young and is being criticised too harshly by some fans.
His game against the Dragons proved he is elite in his age group, and Ryles along…"
His game against the Dragons proved he is elite in his age group, and Ryles along…"
"Look put it this way, you cannot sign Smith long term without selling him that he will start. You also cannot sign Smith long term and expect Da Silva not to start wanting out.
So it's a big call of who they want."
So it's a big call of who they want."
"The fact that Ryley hasn't been secured by us to this point is an absolute rubbish decision! We must not take him for granted. As much as he seems to love playing for us money talks to all!
same as Sam it's ridiculous...fact we've allowed both of…"
same as Sam it's ridiculous...fact we've allowed both of…"
"I'd prefer they play like they did against Brisbane. Both halves, both sides of the ruck. I don't mind Pezet closer to the middle. He's not fast but he's got deceptive passing. That allows Mitch to attack the edges. You're not handing the guy the…"
"Ryley is head and shoulders above TDS right now and will easily be poached if we don't lock him up now.
TDS has speed, but is a typical tigers player, needs a lot of work to get his game right. Bringing him off the bench is the perfect position for…"
TDS has speed, but is a typical tigers player, needs a lot of work to get his game right. Bringing him off the bench is the perfect position for…"
"Our forwards have been pissweak, we need a bit of grunt in the middle like a Moretti to start the game.
Against Penrith I'd be getting Doorey, Moretti and Tuilagi running lines back at the likes of papalii, he is a lazy defender after about 20mins."
Against Penrith I'd be getting Doorey, Moretti and Tuilagi running lines back at the likes of papalii, he is a lazy defender after about 20mins."
"We need a left centre, Timoko is a right. His defence is terrible, if he can't tackle on the right, chances are playing on the left his defence will be worse."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Eels hooker opens up on thriving one-two punch combination
Ryley Smith has opened up about the apprehension of Tallyn Da Silva joining the club, but has said they both lean on each other and it works well. Seems Ryles has definately been clear in communication with both lads over their roles to make them…
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Timoko given the tap to explore options
Should we have a crack at Matt Timoko, they have let him explore options. He is the kiwi center. Has flaws in his game, but under new structure Ryles can improve him
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Gus: Eels Showed "Real Grit"
Curled up in the foetal position, the noise is getting louder from some of our punters. Drop Pezet. Move him on. He’s been labelled “a mistake” by some, along with the usual tomatoes thrown at R&R, the team, and the front office. But not Talyn Da…
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Charlie Guymer send off
I know we won, but the Jacob Liddle "strip" penalty at the 24:21 to go mark needs to be called out as a failure of the ref's knowledge of the rules.A penalty restart cannot legally occur until the referee has officially designated the mark. Yet, as…
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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