Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"Hahaha LB & Super, well played, one of the best clips of all time."
"I see what you did there."
"If that was the case, where Nanva being 2nd tier cannot play NRL, he wouldn't be named 19 where technically he can come one whenever Ryles wants him to, unless he has used all 4 subs."
"Yep, that's a good one too."
"We need someone to work their guts out for the 15-20mins they're out there without missing a tackle. Hopefully he makes the most of his chance."
"is this because kelly is top 30 and available where as nanva isnt and therefore only available if we short top 30 players? surely the only reason? otherwise id have kelly no where near the top grade side. "
"Wow....didnt know he was from Newcastle. Why on earth would you sign him"
"Agree 100%"
"Have you ever played footy 101? I only ask because you don't seem to understand that getting pumped & crushed over & over does not help growth or development.
I get that you're trying to find a silver lining in this shit-cloud but it's not there…"
I get that you're trying to find a silver lining in this shit-cloud but it's not there…"
"I think for the future, we can fit Tuivaiti, Brown, LPT and either Talagi or Koina into the 17 along with with a top Prop like KK if we got him for example."
"This....is...Democracy Manifest"
"Outside Backs is what we really need to target middles yes ok plug the young fulla in around our young guys and see which one rises.Right now it's Tuivaiti in a canter he's the next cab off the rank for the middles equation.We need more someone else…"
"If we can add LPT to Tuivaiti, Brown, Mataele and Talagi, and 2 of them become absolute studs and remain with the club, then we've done pretty well. He wouldn't be taking a spot, he'd be competing."
"What is the charge? Enjoying a meal!? A succulent, Chinese meal?"
"Someone on the Saints facebook group mentioned Kade Reed is coming to the Eels as well as Su'a???? We really should go after Pacifiki-Tonga (excuse the spelling)"
"On some socials we are favourites to get him. I would take that with a grain of salt but what other club could he walk straight in and play right away?"
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Keaon done deal
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We’re gonna get bent over
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Loko Pasifiki Tonga requests immediate release
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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