Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"This is your Blog Bluey, I had not heard of any of these signing until you alerted me to it!
I suspect this went out as a block release, and up until now Zero Tackle who probably would not recognise any of these players, thought they would make a…"
I suspect this went out as a block release, and up until now Zero Tackle who probably would not recognise any of these players, thought they would make a…"
"Second Paragraph Frankie......they do until they succeed!"
""If Parramatta did pay overs for KK of course many would of hammered the club , but it would of also shown that the club knew they had to do something to at least try and get a big name , best to go down trying than to go down doing the same thing…"
"Cheers Adam. Unfortunately to some observers, explaining means making excuses. It's not seen as helpful to people who just want to whinge and vent."
"I'm not disagreeing that the club still struggles to attract top talent, but you have to admit that it has improved compared to the early BA days. With the arrival of Ryles we've changed strategies to smarter contracts, instead of doubling down and…"
"Frankie, I've posted a blog titled "the foetal position" which might address some of your questions. If you answer my questions, I'll answer yours. Otherwise, I won't play your games."
"We'll be stuck in an infinite loop of sadness until we win a Premiership, and to do this we'll need to get ourselves out of it by focusing on juniors or non-elite players."
"Come on Frank. MON organised Woolies Meat supply chain.
We'd have the best after training BBQs in the NRL."
We'd have the best after training BBQs in the NRL."
"Frank, you’re welcome to keep poo-bombing the walls in the zoo here (better here than at home), but I’m not apologising for the club behaving like adults. Matching the Saints’ offer would be irresponsible. Souths didn't. The Chooks didn't. We didn't."
"Darkest times of the club???????? Obviously you weren't around just after Sterling and Kenny left....dark times my ass. Stop whining, our trajectory is on an upwards curve, is it akin to " I have to have the latest new toy" 😄 "
"I saw this just the other day ...not sure why it's news really.
I suppose the club taking a punt on AMS is worth a snippet somewhere but they're all NSW Cup contracts."
I suppose the club taking a punt on AMS is worth a snippet somewhere but they're all NSW Cup contracts."
"Could well be but you've got both coaches putting a pitch to the player so I have to think that this is the issue the ability for the given to close the deal for the given club.
Much like the Galvin attempt Ryles is the one getting him over the line…"
Much like the Galvin attempt Ryles is the one getting him over the line…"
"These are cup players they aren't earning as much as what a first grade would be. But I'm still pissed off on the fact that the recruitment team reminds of a skit from a family guy episode. This club is a family guy episode."
"Been a battle at times Frank . But still hanging in there 😳"
"I could say try seventy years you whinging pricks . But i wont🙄😂"
Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Remberance Day
This Remberance Day let us also remember is up to it's eyeballs in a brave fight to survive against a superior attacking forceI have still never seen anything like the performance of a young Ukr warrior (Predator), with a go-pro on his head who…
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Injury-plagued winger among four players retained by Parramatta Eels
The Parramatta Eels have released today that they have signed or resigned 4 players. They have retained Patrick Spence, Max Tupou and Meni Luke, all of whom have been playing in the club's pathways competitions. In further news released by Zero…
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Let's Ask !!
I find myself sitting around watching the cricket after the Christmas Festivities, and I'm stewing on the perception that we are missing out on real talent that our coach wants, and missing out with way too much regularity and consistency. The…
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Does anyone know what Jack Williams contract is worth ?
Just wondering ?? I'm sure it's not anywhere close to 1 million. But he is a damn good middle and glad we got him
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St. George Illawarra Dragons secure Keaon Koloamatangi on long-term deal
St George Illawarra have landed a huge recruitment scalp by securing Australian star Keaon Koloamatangi to a long term near $5 million deal.It is understood that Koloamatangi has told the Dragons he will join the club from 2027 on a five year deal.…
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
What's the name of this food porn site you frequent Kram?.
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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