Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"I think he'll stay at Souths but Wayne has never paid big money for Props. He's very open about that. He's coached some great ones and most left for big money elsewhere. Depends how close the dollars are here. I'm sure he wants to stay at Souths but…"
"It's not close Pops because the chances of us landing him let lone targeting him are slim.
Nah mate time to go looking elsewhere."
Nah mate time to go looking elsewhere."
"They have up their offer, South are also after an Rnglish international. Not sure as a replacement or to add to him they will be competitive 2026. Either way, I can't see him leaving if the new offer close to a million, his junior club, grew up in…"
"Maybe he's worried about how he will be treated if he decides to leave, I think he will stay."
"No wrong rehab, he's developed a serious creatine addiction and is trying to get sober. "
"There is no way on Earth that any club will be foolish enough to give him a contract even if he takes out The Daly M. He's a cancerous wanker. "
"I'd promise him a contract at years end if he performs and then change our mind and say , oh sorry mate. "
"Now he is saying he is in no hurry to make a decision might wait till later in the year . Pull the offer stuff him"
"He's 32, if he has a great year it could be his last."
"Take advantage of it, just don't re-sign him."
"Honestly the best scenario is him to have a "contract year". A motivated Matto is quite a handy player and he can cover prop, 13, backrow, bench and has the handling skills.
As people said as long as don't fall for it for another contract. But he's…"
As people said as long as don't fall for it for another contract. But he's…"
"Here's how I think the 'mending the fences' discussion went:
RM: Jase, I'm off contract at the end of the year, I'd love to get over to the Bears for a final pay day. Get out of your hair, know what I mean...
JR: Well rip the fuck in Ryan, don't be…"
RM: Jase, I'm off contract at the end of the year, I'd love to get over to the Bears for a final pay day. Get out of your hair, know what I mean...
JR: Well rip the fuck in Ryan, don't be…"
"Souths for sure ...Id be shocked if we can actually land someone."
"Well, if we can't get rid of him I hope he does have a great year. Good time to earn another contract somewhere else."
"Don't you just love a feel good story, facts don't matter though. Love how Matterson has been in the rehab group all off season, but the article states he has been a leader at pre season training, and a man reborn. Still trying to trick another club…"
"Next....."
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
What's the name of this food porn site you frequent Kram?.
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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