Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"Thought we weren't that bad last week, we just looked terrible against the panthers. Can't remember a time where a team has been so far ahead of the pack. Perhaps not since us in 2001"
"You don't think panthers got the calls?."
"The panthers are great, there is no denying it but boy do they get every decision go their way. "
"I keep banging on how fucked the game is ........OK in the 80s it was just us dogs and manly ............how good is the game now ?"
"Maybe eels weren't so bad, didnt see tonights game, but on face value, we scored more and clearly panthers head and shoulders better than everyone. Eels might be a chance v tigers. Win that game and we back on track. Just hopefully no more injuries!"
"Yep.. I know the season is early and lots can change but don't see anyone putting up much of a fight at this rate.
Storm had 94% completion rate but still had 50 put on them wtf.
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Storm had 94% completion rate but still had 50 put on them wtf.
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"Season has ended and its April "
"Penrith just do things way better then anyone else. They hardly drop the ball. One thing i've noticed is in the first 15 min they have 68 percent possesion to 32 percent the opponent. This is where they do their damage put on 20pts in the first…"
"MoN is doing the bare minimum
I like the re-signings but that isn't winning a comp, sooner he goes the better"
I like the re-signings but that isn't winning a comp, sooner he goes the better"
"I was thinking the same, the next best team gets to be flogged by Panthers in the GF... we've already done that."
"Yeh this is not a good year to be a top four team, this is a once in a generation team
The grand final will be a 2022 repeat"
The grand final will be a 2022 repeat"
"Hope the panthers start getting a losing streak soon!"
"Penrith left some tries out there. Melbourne got plenty of leg ups from the ref's. Melbourne's middles look worse than ours. We have players out lol."
"and if we beat the Tigers by 85 points we can be in 8th spot on the ladder!"
"It's not just that, their left side with Jenkins and McLean looks absolutely lethal at the moment."
"Good to see him extend, he's a great player that's still developing and gives us a fair amount of utility value. Looks like they needed to lock him up with Doorey's recent injury."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Panthers put 50 on Storm, you love to see it!
How are we feeling after watching that demolition, still think the our boys didn't turn up after the loss? We played much better and than the Storm did tonight, we defended better and attacked better. I get the doom & gloom after a loss, and I…
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R5 vs TIGERS: The Trial
It is a little known fact that Franz Kafka’s The Trial (1925) had a baby with Samuel Beckett’s Waiting for Godot (1953), producing what literary historians know as The Parramatta Eels. In Kafka’s novel, Joseph K is an entirely unremarkable bank…
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Vale Neville Glover
Former Parramatta Eels winger Neville “Nifty” Glover has died aged 70. He played 121 games for Parramatta and 13 for Penrith between 1975–1983, scoring 59 tries, and represented both NSW and Australia in 1978. Glover was a highly regarded winger…
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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