Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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" 80th anniversary year ...41st anniversary of our last win ...21st anniversary of our last minor premiership ...9th anniversary of our last spoon ...5th anniversary of our last almost win.
Yeah, there is no better time."
Yeah, there is no better time."
"Well the road from Parra to Kellyville, would only need to be traversed once a fortnight Rudolph, and its so far away....at least 10/15 minutes.....back on your sleigh .......you failed this one and you had been going so well lately."
"Maybe looking at Connor Watson?"
"Well plenty of Manly players have made that commute, Gutho did it for 10 years, Blacktown workers busloaded junior players back and forward....no sorry Adam your negativity is just that, I didn't mention the southern beaches.
With regard to passion…"
With regard to passion…"
"I think it's pretty much known that this will be Bellamy's last year. His illness is fine and they said he will be fine for immediate future but come this time next year who knows his condition? Worst thing he would want to do is stay and have to…"
"Not really need to hear anything, when Slater interviewed him before the game last week he was on the verge of breaking down. His illness is probably much worse then he's letting on. "
"Why is it big commercially? surely we make more $ from a home game. Where does the money come from. Or do the gambling interests that support this whole Vegas boondoggle just cut us a participation cheque for helping with their marketing.
Call it…"
Call it…"
"Heard LB and pops will be leading the group to vegas"
"It's even a rough drive from Parra to Kellyville...let alone the beach
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"Wow...that is a seriously tone-deaf statement thaat lands on every fan like a slap in the face. I'm embarrassed for him & for us. Is he saying that things are only going to get worse so let's just do this now? Or does he really believe his own glib…"
"I'd be surprised if Volkman was dropped for Pezet."
"I heard weeks ago that alongside our dozen injuries, there were a group of players getting on the park each week who otherwise wouldn't. Junior was one of them. Ryley Smith another."
"It's hype. The Eels had been putting this off until they virtually had no choice. Commercially, it'll be big for the club."
"Good on Junior battling through to we get more troops back. Edwards will come in to play mitch kenny role of the bench. A lot of tough decisions to make. Does will come in or araz? Does Jr keep selecting rusty? Kelly mistakes vs his output. Pezet vs…"
"Totally agree on all points mate, guymer is whilst energetic he cant bend the line and has little impact, walker at least adds variety, what have we to lose in throwing these miracle juniors in to learn their trade, they've been heralded for an age,…"
"“There’s no better time for the Parramatta Eels to head to Las Vegas, and we’re ready to showcase our Club to the world,” said Sarantinos.
Is the Club delusional, do they really not understand how bad we are as a playing group. "Theres no better…"
Is the Club delusional, do they really not understand how bad we are as a playing group. "Theres no better…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
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Junior Paulo Injury
We all knew Paulo had been battling with a knee injury. So he will be havng a clean out which will keep him out for a month. Expected return date round 17.
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Positivity rather than delusionment about how we can go about things better, for all we know there maybe a bigger plan in the pipeline
Priceforever made a post on a blog about Parramatta attractiveness as a district and location for players to come to and also referenced our lack of recognition of TPA's.I believe he raises some good points and this as a discussion on alternatives…
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Dylan walker offered to super league clubs🥺
Having trouble uploading the photo but you can find it on Miksrl on Insta.wtf man not walkz bro💔💔💔
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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