Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"Well fck"
"It would be comedy if it wasn't happening to us.
Don't forget he is planning his dream wedding too (beard anyone?).....and I bet he is the type to get heavily involved in shit like napkin colour."
Don't forget he is planning his dream wedding too (beard anyone?).....and I bet he is the type to get heavily involved in shit like napkin colour."
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"Twidle is centre for reserve grade and Kautoga lock"
"Though depends if Ryles wants to give Da Silva a break."
"No he was, I made the mistake."
"Nah he's busy blogging on Instagram, seriously how vain is Matterson? He's been finding his inner self and telling the world."
"FMD "
"LB i thought we had Sutton for Warriors. That was bad enough hey"
"We are stuffed Gough is the referee "
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"Where the hell is Matto, is he training with the team?"
"I recon Edwards takes the spot."
"I can see Petrus taking a spot in the team and maybe JFI playing Lock. Am I off there EA?"
"We are talking about sending him into a game of football, not off to war. If he is unable to cope with a bit of adversity in his life he isn't the type of character we want. This is a judgement call which is never going to be perfect. We can't wrap…"
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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