Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"Just shows Vlandy is not a neutral administrator. He is an administrator solely for the revenues regardless whether it is fair for all teams. He mentioned about possibility of including the $300K into the Eels salary but then said it will not be…"
"I mean look, nobody blames him for taking the money, not his fault. By Holbrook quickly realised the gaff and just made it easier by naming him at 6."
"Let's see him play consistently each and every week LB; he is on more $$ now and scrutinity too."
"Oh he will prob fuck up in a pub up here and it will be recorded aka Pinga
you can't do anything up here , and he's under a lot of pressure
if I see him I'll ask him how he's gonna feel when we play finals "
you can't do anything up here , and he's under a lot of pressure
if I see him I'll ask him how he's gonna feel when we play finals "
"Dylan Brown attack for Newcastle was amazing, great start."
"Carlo, maybe talk about Hillary and Bill, as there is some good history in this as well! :)
BTW did you see Dylan on fox last night....interesting seeing him in the media up at Newy!"
BTW did you see Dylan on fox last night....interesting seeing him in the media up at Newy!"
"You should have lived in my marital home HOE
There was more hi jackings in family convo than 9-11"
There was more hi jackings in family convo than 9-11"
"Bummer I can't talk about the Cheeto being a raging pedo and ppl ignoring it ANYWHERE ???!!!
that sucks "
that sucks "
"They're 2 guys that I think give you that competitiveness across a squad. They're always knocking on the door, they're consistent, they're the first cabs off the rank when we need someone to step up. You need these guys whose form and commitment…"
"How is American politics even remotely related to a discussion centred on a contract dispute in the NRL?"
"Randy,
This is an NRL-related thread. We don’t need to hijack it with American politics or broader political grievances, which unfortunately, all too often escalate into socio-politico war zones or worse that undermine the common bond within this…"
This is an NRL-related thread. We don’t need to hijack it with American politics or broader political grievances, which unfortunately, all too often escalate into socio-politico war zones or worse that undermine the common bond within this…"
"Seriously? This is where we are at with moderation?
If this is the new normal, fuck this"
If this is the new normal, fuck this"
"Daz, A read down (e.g. trimming the length) would seem an easy and efficient way out as they're not nuking our restraint.
However, the wording is "on such terms as the Court thinks fit" in the Restraint of Trade Act (1967) no 67 s4.
There could be…"
However, the wording is "on such terms as the Court thinks fit" in the Restraint of Trade Act (1967) no 67 s4.
There could be…"
"Well any club is, considering how we finished 2025 and played on Sunday, with a fit Moses there are expectations for us to make finals or there abouts.
Ryles is under no pressure with the club. Particularly with how we finished 2025. Had we…"
Ryles is under no pressure with the club. Particularly with how we finished 2025. Had we…"
"The Lomax story must be running out of steam. That's lazy journalism. Did they even interview Ryles or any of the players? The probably asked Copilot to write the article - actually no, I'm sure Copilot would have done a better job. And they wonder…"
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Keaon done deal
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Trial #2 / Pre Season Challenge Week 3 Team List v Sydney Roosters
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Ryles 2.0: 2026 gets off to a bright start in Eels trial
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V'Landys on Hello Sport
Happy Monday, if anyone wants a good laugh to start their week, skip to 32:50 mark and listen to this f***wit talk. It is laughable seriously. Claiming the offer of $300k was a great deal and we can put that into our junior system. But said we can…
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
What's the name of this food porn site you frequent Kram?.
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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