Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"Widely respected Parramatta Eels football manager Mark O’Neill who's turned the club into a powerhouse, is being tipped as one of the main contenders for the vacant NRL ceo position - NRL news.com"
"Widely respected Parramatta Eels football manager Mark O’Neill who's turned the club into a powerhouse, is being tipped as one of the main contenders for the vacant NRL ceo position - NRL news.com"
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"I hope Mitchell gives himself all the time he needs to totally recover from his leg problems. Don't rush back just to play Origin.
And Ethan Strange, we all know, won't let us down Wed nite"
And Ethan Strange, we all know, won't let us down Wed nite"
"Coryn,
Thinking this through rationally, from a blank sheet, to get the most "urgent athlete" to move the dial on ruck momentum, you can:
maximize punch per cap dollar, i.e. it's better to get 3-5 than 1-2.
maximize the juice from your current…"
Thinking this through rationally, from a blank sheet, to get the most "urgent athlete" to move the dial on ruck momentum, you can:
maximize punch per cap dollar, i.e. it's better to get 3-5 than 1-2.
maximize the juice from your current…"
"Whys that', we're like 10000 to one to make the 8 . Whats the difference between 10th and 15th"
"The game is becoming unwatchable. The nrl is rigged its as simple as that. All these gambling like sportsbet etc always on ads basically ramming it down your throat. Its just not the same anymore the nrl everytime a try is scored fans get nervous…"
"I don't get the issues with minor strains and Daley saying he knows origin and you need to be ready at all times in the interview. You picked a fucken centre with one arm... two forwards at are paying $1.05 to be concussed within the first 5min of…"
"Appreciate the kind words, Pops. You're a good man.
Just for clarity, I can't take any credit for the phrase "Death Zone". I first heard it from Reni Maitua who got it from coaching circles. It just labelled clear patterns of momentum I was…"
Just for clarity, I can't take any credit for the phrase "Death Zone". I first heard it from Reni Maitua who got it from coaching circles. It just labelled clear patterns of momentum I was…"
"Guy who made the word "Scapegoating" the official 1EE catchphrase informs me that I am tedious...roger that.
...,and yeah, I think I can be funny. I know I miss more than I hit, it's the nature of the beast, but I am one of the few posters left who…"
...,and yeah, I think I can be funny. I know I miss more than I hit, it's the nature of the beast, but I am one of the few posters left who…"
"Randy, you spliced together something. I said with something NOS said, so there is nothing to answer, unless you want NOS and I to fuse into one?
You still think your attributions are funny but they're not only arr they just tedious, they permit you…"
You still think your attributions are funny but they're not only arr they just tedious, they permit you…"
"Dude, you've been quite prissy at me for employing sarcastic irony in my replies...I wonder why it's a dying art?
Sarcasm is a valid & useful tool for communication & humour when not overused.
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Sarcasm is a valid & useful tool for communication & humour when not overused.
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"Dean Ritchie saying it's worse than feared, what a flog."
"I think King's bday is possible. But also, if NSW lose game I, Daley is picking him again. Would be great to have him v Canberra. "
"Exactly JC. Saying we got him cheap could be anything. Cheap for NRL standards or Halfback standards? Two different brackets."
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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