Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"Ryley is head and shoulders above TDS right now and will easily be poached if we don't lock him up now.
TDS has speed, but is a typical tigers player, needs a lot of work to get his game right. Bringing him off the bench is the perfect position for…"
TDS has speed, but is a typical tigers player, needs a lot of work to get his game right. Bringing him off the bench is the perfect position for…"
"Our forwards have been pissweak, we need a bit of grunt in the middle like a Moretti to start the game.
Against Penrith I'd be getting Doorey, Moretti and Tuilagi running lines back at the likes of papalii, he is a lazy defender after about 20mins."
Against Penrith I'd be getting Doorey, Moretti and Tuilagi running lines back at the likes of papalii, he is a lazy defender after about 20mins."
"We need a left centre, Timoko is a right. His defence is terrible, if he can't tackle on the right, chances are playing on the left his defence will be worse."
"See the problem is here you are now giving the keys to a guy that is here for 5 minutes and we are paying 1.3 to Mitchell who is the second best halfback in the comp and your answer is to take the ball out of Mitchell's hands and let Jonah be the…"
"Much like the team I already have the line through him and ask whose next what's the clubs plan around the position and if it's a youngster is it all eggs.See for me I've never really understood this signing because Parra were never a player away…"
"Nice write up HOE, an interesting read & you make some good points as always.
Those tackles = losses stats are pretty evident of the impact of momentum from 6-agains.
The Eels definitely showed some grit against the Dragons, in patches, but imo the…"
Those tackles = losses stats are pretty evident of the impact of momentum from 6-agains.
The Eels definitely showed some grit against the Dragons, in patches, but imo the…"
"I have been speaking about it a bit. Not to mention those teams were Broncos, Sharks and Roosters."
"We have our very own Makisini/Alamoti coming through the grades. Lorima Seuseu is in his first year of HM so 16 years old in a u17 comp. I hope he skips his second year of HM and plays SG Ball next year. Alamoti did that when he was a junior.…"
"Tigers ,dragons,titans will most likely get him we struggle to attract anyone"
"So he'd be our second best centre."
"Yes get his defence right. Buy him and Xerri "
"Hes Penisni with leg speed
Right down to the atrocious defence and penis hands"
Right down to the atrocious defence and penis hands"
"Supereel mentioned he sees Smith as a Brandon Smith type off the bench."
"Smith's workrate is high though this year i have found he has had a few times of "what the hell was that?" where 2025 he rarely had that. Not sure if he is trying to upstage Da Silva by doing what he does?
Da Silva's passing i felt was a little…"
Da Silva's passing i felt was a little…"
"Well if Da Silva is to show it, it has to be this year as a decision on Smith needs to be made sooner rather than later."
"Ryley as the ball 13 is interesting. Wondering if it can work out and he can be Walker's replacement while also covering the 9. "
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Charlie Guymer send off
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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