Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"Old vs New. Pre 1998 Eels best team wearing the original Gold Jerseys vs post 1998 Eels best team wearing today's Blue jersey. The best from both eras playing against each other in a virtual stadium online. Jack Gibson coaching Gold, Brian Smith…"
"He played 134 of his 264 games as a winger. Didnt complain once like a Lomax when required on the wing. Was a team man through and through. He deserves to be in the Modern Day Best Eels team somewhere. Perhaps now that we have 6 interchange players…"
" I understand the modern day theory. It has to be the players that would work in the modern day game, But the theory should include how a player from the say 80s would perform given the modern day technology and training regime.
You cant simply…"
You cant simply…"
"Sorry should have clarified, 1998 NRL era.
I stuck to what i knew best. I love Luke Burt, still my favourite ever player, hence the dp. He didn't have that flashy skills like Hayne and was undersized but to accomplish 260+ games is an achievement…"
I stuck to what i knew best. I love Luke Burt, still my favourite ever player, hence the dp. He didn't have that flashy skills like Hayne and was undersized but to accomplish 260+ games is an achievement…"
"Can you define what era / year your modern day starts from.
I took Jarryd Hayne on your survey, but I also loved Luke Burt as a team man. Luke Burt reminded me so much of little Paul Taylor, did so much work but never got the credit he deserved."
I took Jarryd Hayne on your survey, but I also loved Luke Burt as a team man. Luke Burt reminded me so much of little Paul Taylor, did so much work but never got the credit he deserved."
"Burton would be a magnificent pick up. He can play anywhere in the backline and knows all about handling pressure in big matches. He is not slow.....
Richard, if you are worried about Burton being too slow.....you have a revelation coming when you…"
Richard, if you are worried about Burton being too slow.....you have a revelation coming when you…"
"Pass, Matt Burton would be a step backwards. Not a match-winner and too slow / immobile."
"De Belin will do a lot of the clean up work, the 3rd man in for our defence. Hopgood is now not alone in that area. He will not be flashy but he will definately do his job."
"positives are Loiero is out. That is a big piece of their middle, he does a lot of clean up work in defence, tightens up the attack. No Katoa and they are umming and arring whether to play Ativalu Lasati or Joe Chan on right edge.
This is a prime to…"
This is a prime to…"
"Yeah I do. He was a natural "
"Do you also remember his sideline conversion against the Warriors"
"As a centre on centre money, Yes every day of the week.
I think the club are convinced Young gun Lorenzo will be our future 5/8."
I think the club are convinced Young gun Lorenzo will be our future 5/8."
"I vividly remember Semi getting a gig at 1st receiver from a scrum and he skilfully put a player away for a try. "
"I find it amazing that Moses in the team stiffens our defence. Is it our defensive resolve as the team feel "in the game" and effort on effort occurs. Perhaps it's Moses talking and holding the team accountable in defence as captain., perhaps it's…"
"LOL Spelling mistakes."
"I love the mythology Daz, I could sum up your whole spiel by saying......"in the land of the blind he with one eye is King, untill some one with two eyes and sound feet comes along" I can accept that Moses has two eyes, but those bloody feet worry…"
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Keaon done deal
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Modern Day best 17
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Matt Burton
He has yet to extend with the Bulldogs. Do you think we should have a red hot crack at him. Such a great player, versatile, kicker,goalkicker.Lots of positives....BUT could we afford him or attract him to Parra ??
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R1 vs STORM: Gilgamesh and the Beer Goddess
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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