Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"A quick question for all our officianados out there. We've been inconsistent at best, over the last 5-10 years. Cause and effect, who or what has been here during those years, what are the constants during this period. We've had new players, new…"
"Farnworth. Give him the keys. "
"Yeah, thats enough meth for today. "
"They all carve up in NSW Cup but are somehow Ron Massey level. Chiefy is engaging in some very dumb hyperbole."
"Hey HOE,
No doubt recruitment is very challenging, no denying it, but in 2026 we finished 17th in that challenging race, should that not demand some questions / answers internally?
I respect your loyalty to those at the helm, HOE, I honestly wish I…"
No doubt recruitment is very challenging, no denying it, but in 2026 we finished 17th in that challenging race, should that not demand some questions / answers internally?
I respect your loyalty to those at the helm, HOE, I honestly wish I…"
"You're kidding yourself. Firstly, he's signed long term to be our Fullback. Second he's came through the grades as a Fullback and sees himself as a Fullback. Thirdly, though not the best in the competition, we are much better with him in the team.…"
"Why wouldn't he be. Fullbacks are a dime a dozen, there's that many good fullbacks in the game. Many players are moved positions for the good of the team why should Iongi be any different. There wouldn't be a huge amount of clubs where Iongi would…"
"The Eels haven't won the metres battle once this season, and are likely the only teeam to have achieved this.
Halves can't do much without a platform - no metres, no field position, constant defense, constant scoreboard pressure.
Throw in 2 rookie…"
Halves can't do much without a platform - no metres, no field position, constant defense, constant scoreboard pressure.
Throw in 2 rookie…"
"His confidence must have been down R1 aswell. "
"What about Penrith?
Plus I love how Russell was used as an example of how our R&R are inept, now he's Ron Massey level 😂😂😂
Just laughable."
Plus I love how Russell was used as an example of how our R&R are inept, now he's Ron Massey level 😂😂😂
Just laughable."
"Obviously ignored the Cleary obstruction for Manly's 3rd try."
"Confidence is down and the forwards aren't laying the platform. Doesn't mean he has an excuse though but those things don't help."
"Well run clubs never lose a marquee player. Especially when 7 or 8 of their top 17 are of reserve grade standards like Parramatta
Russell
Kelly
Kelma
Kit kat
Pezet
Penasini - marginal
Doorey
Guymer
Debelin
These players should all be in Ron…"
Russell
Kelly
Kelma
Kit kat
Pezet
Penasini - marginal
Doorey
Guymer
Debelin
These players should all be in Ron…"
"Was there anything more predictable than someone posting this very blog. I said as much yesterday "
"Brown is playing good - but lets not forget he had Moses at Parra for several years showed IMO little consistency. Lets see how he goes in 12 months time and more and he is being paid a motza and has to deliver or they will march him up to Redhead…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Saifiti medical retirement. Matterson-nothing to see here
Daniel Saifiti about to medically retire due to shoulder injury-aged 30, $800k/season.Matterson has played no games this year, 31, $700k/sesson, repeated concussions but no sign of medical retirement.Is Matterson the one who won't agree to…
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It's time for a new halfback
Moses no longer should be halfback for parra it's time for a change they should shift him to 5/8 there's a open window there to sign boyd from the warriors they should snap him up shift papalii to the wing next season with volkman off the bench.
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WHEN HOPE HAS GONE...WE CAN ONLY DREAM!
It's clear to see that the Eels have massive holes in their roster. All of us Eels fans have gone through poor recruitment and questionable junior retention for decades now. Everybody has dreams for things that would make life better for their…
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Eels ask for Sua 2026
EELS ASK DRAGONS FOR SU’A IN 2026!Reports circulating that the Parramatta Eel’s have made new discussions with the Dragon’s to allow Eel’s new signing for the 2027 season Jayden SU’A join the club early in 2026, off the back of many injuries this is…
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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