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"My mistake he played 13 games in 2025 out of 27 rounds which equates to around 48% But you can double check as you probably will "
"Seems you know much more I. If only I could have your intelligence skills "
"Well I can't help it if you're much smarter than I can I? I mean your a Professor after all and I'm just the average peasant from the lower ranks. Suppose you never need Google not even Google maps 😳"
" a Grade 5 AC joint injury is significantly more severe and carries a much higher risk of immediate, game-worsening complications and long-term issues than a Grade 1 hamstring strain.
Grade 5 AC Joint Injury (Severe Shoulder Separation)
The…"
Grade 5 AC Joint Injury (Severe Shoulder Separation)
The…"
"For someone who thinks himself quite the intellect , calling people who spend decades on forums discussing a team that are habitual losers fair weather fans kinda gives the impression it doesn't mean what you think it does 😂.
just out of curiosity…"
just out of curiosity…"
"Yet it's strange that Ryles was going to let/consider Moses to play 'limited' game time against the Dogs but then thought it best to not take the risk so he could have better chance to represent the state. Yet he will only be able to play Origin 2…"
"Nor should Moses be asked to "exclusively commit himself" to the Eels, which is just waffle talk for guilt tripping Moses for being selected in rep games and pressuring the club to curtail the success of their own players.
It would be a crazy own…"
It would be a crazy own…"
"LB, it's already been pointed out to these dudes that a shoulder is more resilient than a hamstring. The shoulder is designed to rotate and has redundant 'parts' that add stability. Hence why we see players with so much strapping on the shoulder(s).…"
"Mallee's argument is invincible ignorance. Differences shoulder to hamstring injuries have been pointed out but Mallee's BS has to ignore it. Invincible ignorance.
But there is an irony. Mallee finally googles and discovers Critta has injured the…"
But there is an irony. Mallee finally googles and discovers Critta has injured the…"
"Moses sat out Dogs because medical advice said he was not ready. Not "to be able to play for NSW". When Ryles was asked about Origin he said that wasn't his business, but his advice was Moses would be ready for Raiders. You boys are concocting BS…"
"Mallee, there were not 32 games in 2025 so how does Moses - who played 13/24 games in 2025 - miss the 20/32 you have him missing in 2025?"
"If our players are fit to play rep games then they should play rep games.
You need big game players to win big games and we doin't have enough of them. Why fans would want to keep a player out of a big game to play a dour game against the Dogs mid…"
You need big game players to win big games and we doin't have enough of them. Why fans would want to keep a player out of a big game to play a dour game against the Dogs mid…"
"Parra G, you're not answering the question. What is the likely effect of pulling Eels players from Rep honours? And what evidence exists that Moses chose Origin over Dogs?"
"Captain, my bet is many of the retention and recruitment experts are arguing both.
But let's say I am wrong. Hence, above, I suggested those arguing Moses should be pulled from Origin by the club or himself might want to explain how that kind of…"
But let's say I am wrong. Hence, above, I suggested those arguing Moses should be pulled from Origin by the club or himself might want to explain how that kind of…"
"mentality of the fan base? The entire "keep Moses out of rep games" is such an odd mentality for a fan base wanting a culture of success"
"With Australia, he had a torn bicep. By the time finals bit was when his recovery was nearly done, he moved into fitness. By the time Kangaroos played in 2024 he had 6 weeks after his full recovery time to prepare for Kangaroos, he was not match fit…"
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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