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    • Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks  face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.

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    • Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you. 

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  • Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?

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  • I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years? 

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