Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"Good point. How much are the helicopter trips to and fro Brisbane, out of curiosity? "
"After last week is anyone a loss.samrani has always done well can he play 80"
"I think the swap deal was more aligned to him coming straight across and starting now. "
"One thing on Will's side is he is only 23. He is not in his prime yet. But also you'd argue how long do we wait for potential and that's fair too."
"I'm going to move into "broken record" mode for just a few minutes - indulge me.
Our R&R has underperformed since well before our football side was underperforming with BA. Then came the time for something to be done and BA was the sacrificial lamb.…"
Our R&R has underperformed since well before our football side was underperforming with BA. Then came the time for something to be done and BA was the sacrificial lamb.…"
"Looking at the 4 teams last week Penrith being the bar we should get flogged. If we tweak our game plan from last week it shouldn't be so bad .I'm feeling 30-0 broncos. The dragons form they should beat us as well.i think hopegood out will change…"
"This in a nutshell. That's precisely the point."
"haha, i was being polite and underselling with the bad luck statement. The helicopters, well that really could of been achievable, having a background in choppers going back to the 90's. The club could have offered helicopter transport for Mitch…"
"It is this scenario where Kelly signing made sense, but Ryles has opted Samrani. Speaks volumes. Again maybe thinking too much into it as Kelly plays left and Will is right but still an NRL Centre."
"I have never seen what the cliub see in him other then theyre desperate for a local product who has come through the pathways to long term NRL player. BA was going on about the club being built around him in the future.
He's a short , stocky, slow…"
He's a short , stocky, slow…"
"Can't get a root in a broth these RNR monkeys"
"It's extraordinarily co-incidental and convenient the Barnett Bombshell and now this Pezet mini-drama soap-opera are released just before an important match for both the Broncos and the Eels. Mmm."
"Thanks, Bluey. You just keep being you. You're good for this community, mate."
"The bigger concern is that we reportedly offered him what we did and he still said "no thanks".
The fact that money still isn't getting people across the line speaks to bigger problems with R&R."
The fact that money still isn't getting people across the line speaks to bigger problems with R&R."
"Eels 2025, I hunted around the shed today and pulled out my 1980's original jersey, i'm wearing it tonight in front of the tele. I've found my old unicorn horn from back in the day, it's a bit bent and twisted but i've got the gaffe tape out and i'm…"
"Bluey, I probably wouldn't agree is has anything to do with bad luck, unfortunately. I want to look like Chris Hemsworth with my own Singo-helicopter, but it probably ain't going to happen any time soon. "
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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