Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"John Boyle I think that is totally unfair, do you think Moses wasn't trying because he is passionate about his old club?
Come on John you can do better than that."
Come on John you can do better than that."
"Timoko was panned by this site and Sua has only now arisen again.....KKK went(going) to Dragons because of his frienship with Sua....Sua therefore wanting to go anywhere is questionable, not the least to Parramatta.
Whose are the Jersey Flegg…"
Whose are the Jersey Flegg…"
"Fitler went from s.g.ball to first grade and killed it. Everyone said his defence wasn't going to cut it in fg because he was a jumper tackler. Fast forward 2 years into his career he was marking mal in the 1991 gf. He asked brandy for advice on how…"
"My kneejerk reaction to this is negative - because I think the NRL has become obsessed with complication to address edge cases and I think it's making the game worse, not better.
Every season a swathe of new rules are trialed, added and removed. To…"
Every season a swathe of new rules are trialed, added and removed. To…"
"Do we have any money 💰 to buy players in the immediate future? The time is now!"
"What most people can't understand is why we haven't signed anyone in this moment. We are at a critical point. Even just 2 signing , for example timoko and sua, would make a huge difference to our squad. I am starting to think we have no money. The…"
"So very well said NOS. It feels like we are being let down in one dept, of the club.When all else has potential if not already exceeding expectations within the club. There is a traffic jam, a hold up to our progress, a choke point holding us back.…"
"That Storm / Warbrick / Isaako example is the perfect template, Coryn.
That’s foresight, planning, strategy.
As you said, are we working / investing in that ‘grey’ area of preliminary discussions with potential targets years in advance? Maybe we…"
That’s foresight, planning, strategy.
As you said, are we working / investing in that ‘grey’ area of preliminary discussions with potential targets years in advance? Maybe we…"
"No salad"
"No championship DNA in our front office NoS I completely agree with you bringing new players into the club seems very reactionary.I mean if a guys coming off in 2 years time and you want him are we ba k channel communicating with there player…"
"Something is definitely on the nose and it ain't dirty underwear "
"Maybe he's a 'special appointee' to Parra only games"
"I'll try whose the most likely suspect on here to follow"
"Very very suspicious and also their current 'super hyped fitness' levels not just 1 player but the whole team v"
"Fittest, Mentally Strongest, Competition for spots, No overpaying, Training intensity, quality S&C.
Look at Luai at Tigers coming back weeks ahead of schedule."
Look at Luai at Tigers coming back weeks ahead of schedule."
"How are the Panthers the club with least amount of injuries 5 years in a row. Cannot be a coincidence "
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Keaon done deal
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New trend I’ve noticed
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Round 6 Team List v Gold Coast Titans
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The Club and Foul Play Injuries.
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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