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"How does money work though? Money on the cap? "
"From the looks of it Badger, seems Parramatta are open to a player swap as Sarantinos mentioned compensation."
"Only problem is Melbourne themselves are looking for middles. That is one area they need more signings. Backs they are reletively set in so that is why a back has been mentioned.
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"Great point it is two sided and all it takes is a call to RLPA and they would put a stop to it quick smart forcing a player to go to a team they do not want to.
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"I think Zero Tackle has reported it wrong. NAS was on a reported $800k per year contract with the Storm. I don't believe either the Warriors or Eels would have been close to that. "
"The storm will reject a player swap that doesn't move them forward. They want to improve their team too. Don't be surprised if it ends up being lomax for money"
"I really hope we hold firm on this.
We obviously have planned for not having Lomax and don't need Howarth or any other 2nd rung player."
We obviously have planned for not having Lomax and don't need Howarth or any other 2nd rung player."
"Whether or not we made an offer I'm relieved he won't be in Blue & Gold.
Cause he can't help himself giving high shots.....and then putting on the famous innocent deep stare."
Cause he can't help himself giving high shots.....and then putting on the famous innocent deep stare."
"Enjoyed your blog ScottX, like to see some more."
"I applaud the club and Jim Sarantinos for coming out and clearly stating the club’s position publicly—before the Storm, Team Lomax, V’landys, or the RLPA.
Framing the narrative from the outset matters, and the club has done exactly that."
Framing the narrative from the outset matters, and the club has done exactly that."
"This dishonest and dishonourable group would have more chance of qualifying for Trumps Troupe than gaining a spot on our board.....chuckle"
"We would take Stefano or take Jack Howarth and Josiah Pahulu. That's only fair they are getting a top 3 winger in the comp. "
"Give us our junior Stefano Utoikamanu back and we will call it even. Would love a forward pack of:
8. Hopgood
9. Smith
10. Stefano
11. Williams
12. Kautoga
13. De Belin
14. Da Silva
15. Jnr Paulo
16. Walker
17. Moretti
Honestly that…"
8. Hopgood
9. Smith
10. Stefano
11. Williams
12. Kautoga
13. De Belin
14. Da Silva
15. Jnr Paulo
16. Walker
17. Moretti
Honestly that…"
"....if Howarth wants to come. He gets a say in this
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"It's the only way a resolution can be made, I do like the idea of Howarth because he is young and we can develop him further. Can be a long term centre or backrower for us easily. Coates Meaney seem like good ideas but only short term. Howarth has a…"
"We are standing firm on this, it's either we get and origin player or the storms can fuck off. Cheating fucks."
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Keaon done deal
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Eels Dig In on Player Release, Demand Fair Value in Any Deal
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NAS was offered $800k from Parramatta
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The bad smell of Parramatta returns
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Clubs urge NRL to back Parra over Storm's pursuit of Lomax
https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/nrl-2025-clubs-object-to-zac-lomaxs-move-to-the-storm-paul-crawley-column-chief-executive-conference-nrl-rule-changes-sonny-bill-williams-news-videos/news-story/f0cfac598b1c2aef071d1bc64c6f392fMelbour…
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
What's the name of this food porn site you frequent Kram?.
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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