Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"Storm have also lost 0-5 (with margins shown) vs Broncos (-4),Cowboys (-4), Panthers (-40), Warriors (-24) and Raiders (-4). Aside from the mercurial Cowboys, everyone is predicting those others to be in the Top 4 mix. Nobody expects the Storm to…"
"I don't think Moses was happy with his Titans game either. Interestingly, though, Moses fell off Kini to concede a try and the whole discussion was "see, Moses' form is down". But when Clearly falls off a tackle against the Dolphins, not a peep. …"
"You’re right about the Storm. But their story’s coming from a very different place. They’re a club built on winning. A guaranteed top four. So when expectations drop, it feels like a shock. It stands out because it’s not who they are. Us? We’re…"
"It could have been 'flat Aid' because they've been flat all year"
"Admittedly some kool-aid-drinking was a bit rational: the Eels had a 5-4 W/L record over the last two months of 2025 after their R18 bye, including wins over Broncos, Chooks and Warriors (Top 8 teams) and a close loss to the Storm. Going 2-0 in the…"
"I like your attitude. At some point after a few decades I just want success. "
"Agree again Mitchy, Moses's greatest asset is his kicking game in my opinion, he has the ability to shut teams down by building relentless pressure and grinding a team into the ground, for some reason he isn't interested in doing that this season.
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"Yes, that is what we would have assumed; and with the game quicker, he can start and then have a rest including halftime and come back as needed. We are seriously missing a good defender with Hopgood gone.
I also felt last week when at the game,…"
I also felt last week when at the game,…"
"Ryles definitely had that thousand yard stare in the presser. Mitch just looked annoyed.
It was an uncomfortable watch."
It was an uncomfortable watch."
"Agreed. The question is are we improving or are we going backwards? We haven't played finals since 2022 when the club allowed the roster to be picked apart. People mention rebuild when they talk about the Eels but if you're not improving, can it be…"
"Dave Riccio tried to spin it that the Lomax case somewhat derailed our season as we got nothing out of it. But nobody said "what did you want Parra to do?" What happened was best case scenario and glad they did it as opposed to just letting him go…"
"Couldn't agree more mate, with the way we are playing we should be looking to hold for the first 20mins which has been non-existent this season and then stack our bench with more attacking/impact players like Walker, Tualagi etc to come on and turn…"
"I think even the club and everyone involved drank it too. That's where after last week Ryles looked the most dejected I've ever seen him. As if it was a pure reality check of "shit, their effort says injuries aren't the only concern""
"I know - i can only assume it is something else but with Paulo being off the mark imo think we need him; and Walker is better off from bench."
"I liked this signing when it happened and I actually support JR for the decision. It's just unfortunate the rules have changed and now it's too fast for him. Under last years rules I recon he would have been a great addition and the trials showed it…"
"Absolutely agree Mitchy, he hardly misses a tackle and his initial contact in defence is good which is what we seriously lack right now.
With De Belin it is not about attack but what he does in defence, I think people are overlooking this."
With De Belin it is not about attack but what he does in defence, I think people are overlooking this."
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Drinking the pre season Kool-aid
We were drinking the Kool-Aid from day one of the pre-season. Big gulps. Every little thing in the off-season felt like proof we were onto something. The Lomax stance? Finally, we’ve got a backbone. The club stands for something. Love it. Pezet on a…
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What’s the Deal with De Belin?
We’re down to a third rate squad, yet he’s still coming off the bench. Is he carrying something, or just not in favour at the moment? He was brought in as a key signing and used to play big minutes at the Dragons ... I know that doesn't count for…
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Another Ricky Stuart spray coming
Canberra are absolutely getting cheated by Gough and Bunker. Started with a a ridiculous no try call then Horsborough got ripped off an obvious set restarts then got penalised. Finished off with a error on Jed Stuart that should of been a strip. You…
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Jaydn Su’A Commits to Parramatta Eels (Official Club Statement)
The Parramatta Eels are excited to announce that Jaydn Su'A has agreed to join the club on a three-year contract commencing in the 2027 season and running through to the end of 2029.A powerful and hard-running backrower, Su’A brings a wealth of…
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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