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"Urgent athletes is what we need and both those guys fit the description on the edge."
"HOE, you're right to point to a court write down as being capable of permitting a spin where V'Landys claims he was the sensible one.
However - and lawyers please step in to clarify - I believe a write down is not a writing. That is, a write down…"
However - and lawyers please step in to clarify - I believe a write down is not a writing. That is, a write down…"
"Can you explain, Mitchy, why it's TDS to point out Trump is clearly central to a pedo circle? And is in Russia's pocket?
I just don't see what's funny I guess "
I just don't see what's funny I guess "
"I think they can still point the "blowtorch" at us but it won't be lit. Melb threatened NRL cap sanctions if we didn't play nice. That shit is off the table. They can suggest, encourage, incentivise and state their unhappiness toward us, but they…"
"There's 2 players I just love, nothing special about them but good things just seem to happen around them because they always compete. Samrani and Guymer. I know it's hard to find a spot for them but gees I'd love it if we could "
"He will be too good for Cup by the end of the season."
"I just think because Williams can play middle, he could possibly be able to play right edge. Watching Kautoga, he is a natural left edge."
"Our strongest team.
Regarding Moretti, we just have so much forward depth, especially at this level of quality (Good players with some potential yet getting to their prime). I mean guys like Kelma, Doorey, Moretti, Mataele, Latu, Kautoga all in the…"
Regarding Moretti, we just have so much forward depth, especially at this level of quality (Good players with some potential yet getting to their prime). I mean guys like Kelma, Doorey, Moretti, Mataele, Latu, Kautoga all in the…"
"They're garbage people...they are eating the cats, eating the dogs.
They're eating the pets!!!"
They're eating the pets!!!"
"But to say that the amount of money is a good deal is the worst part. He could have said Melbourne made an offer and Parra didn't agree, that is all it is right now, let both of them sort it out."
"Though i wonder Poppa, i am generally asking as law is not my strong suit, if the court uphold it and Parra win the case that means the NRL can then be involved again since it is out of court. Will they abide by that too or can they still favour…"
"True. Rusty had a stellar second half of 2025. Played his best footy and showed smarts.
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"Good to see you hold back Randy....lovely stuff"
"Come on Randy no need for the attacks bud"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Trial #2 / Pre Season Challenge Week 3 Team List v Sydney Roosters
1. Isaiah Iongi2. Bailey Simmonson3. Will Pensini4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr 6. Jonah Pezet7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. J’maine Hopgood9. Ryley Smith10. Junior Paulo11. Jack Williams12. Kitione Kautoga13. Jack De Belin Interchange:14. Dylan…
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Teancum Brown pushing his case for R1
51 minutes 13 runs128 m pack leader44m post contact - overall eader37 tackles. - overall leader93% tackle efficiency - very high 1 try2 offloads Ill have more to say about him later, but he has to be in the running for a top 17 spot there's no…
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Ryles 2.0: 2026 gets off to a bright start in Eels trial
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V'Landys on Hello Sport
Happy Monday, if anyone wants a good laugh to start their week, skip to 32:50 mark and listen to this f***wit talk. It is laughable seriously. Claiming the offer of $300k was a great deal and we can put that into our junior system. But said we can…
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
What's the name of this food porn site you frequent Kram?.
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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