Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"A TKO win. As clean as you could hope for avoiding a messy bloodbath. A settlement that foreshadows the likely read-down. And just like that, the elephant has left the building."
"Yes. It could be that the Storm have agreed to sign Lomax for 2 years and then he can negotiate without any restrictions on his 3rd year with any club.
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"Well its obvious Matterson will not play another game of nrl. He obviously wants to take this years coin and call it a day.
Moving to Melbourne is just an excuse "
Moving to Melbourne is just an excuse "
"That's an interesting concession. There must be something else coming our way for us to agree to that..."
"We did agree to lower the amount of time from 2029 return to 2028.
So two years can sit out."
So two years can sit out."
"Yes very well worded "
"A premiership would be nice 🤔😆or at the very least a level playing field with the other clubs of our size 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤨"
"The Eel has awoken! I feel this is the start of a very different culture at Parra, one of confidence, excellence and integrity. Backed by a strong fan base, sound financials and a growing pool of sponsors, we can take the next few years to set up…"
"Excellent Club Statement
The Parramatta Eels today provide the following update regarding Zac Lomax and proceedings involving the Melbourne Storm.
In November 2025 as part of Zac Lomax’s release from the remaining three years of his contract with…"
The Parramatta Eels today provide the following update regarding Zac Lomax and proceedings involving the Melbourne Storm.
In November 2025 as part of Zac Lomax’s release from the remaining three years of his contract with…"
"See what I think alot get concerned about was the distraction Lomax Melbourne and the NRL were trying to bring into this where we just stuck to a water tight agreement and the high ground was ours.Not restraint of trade PVL saying he's trying to…"
"Yep that's what I thought too. V'landys will stop at nothing to keep Melbourne in the winning circles. The evidence we now have likely points to that. What else do we want from the NRL now that we have them by the balls?"
"He often takes on the contrarian role. I think that's his assigned position on that show....and yes, he is annoying!"
"Nice to see that it went our way. Maybe Vlandy had advised Melbourne and Lomax to let it go to avoid their shenanigans being exposed. Good for the club to standing up to NRL and Storms 'bullying'. Go PARRA!"
"Exactly, Mutts article actually says that Lomax cannot join Melbourne unless Parra give written consent. "
Irony is Even Deader
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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We win the count case weget $250.000 of the storm
Does this money goes on top of our cap can we buy another player with that money
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Eels win in the Supreme Court
Summary:Zac Lomax has settled his legal dispute with the Parramatta Eels, agreeing he cannot return to the NRL without the club’s written consent before the 2028 season.In a surprise development in the NSW Supreme Court, both parties reached a…
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One of these 6 players will be an Eel
1 Will Warbrick $ 1.202. Dave Moale $ 43. Shawn Blore. $ 74. Trent Toelau. $ 5005. Jack Hetherington $ 306. Tui Kamikamika $ 1000These are the 6 Storm players off contract this year, and are most likely to be offered in exchange for…
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What's the Iongi Update?
Does anyone else find it weird that the chat on Iongi has gone very quiet? We've heard nothing from the NRL or the club directly, only through newspaper articles.May it be because the NRL don't see it as much of a serious issue? What do we think?…
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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