Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"I think in 2027 Fletcher, Coinakis and Hudson maybe would move to cup so that's 7 and 9 covered. Volkman might stay too.
We need a middle and a left center. Then we can see. I don't generally believe in signing depth as that's why your juniours are…"
We need a middle and a left center. Then we can see. I don't generally believe in signing depth as that's why your juniours are…"
"We don't know how boring it'll be.
We need to scrape 12 wins, as that would be 8th methinks. That needs to be our goal. It's not impossible. Teams have been up and down so far this year.
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We need to scrape 12 wins, as that would be 8th methinks. That needs to be our goal. It's not impossible. Teams have been up and down so far this year.
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"Great news he may be leaving.
This quick game you can't carry turnstiles"
This quick game you can't carry turnstiles"
"Wow that's very nice of you to say PG."
"Pick one because you're it fool"
"He has talent. He can run a good line, can be physical and can offload. Added bonus is he has some experience so you can throw him in if you need him. But a team will try and fix him."
"I would argue two middles, a Centre and Winger. Then depth wise a Halfback, Hooker and perhaps another back."
"Do you actually mean a 'fly' or a 'Knat' as they do differ. "
"Nice Blog.....with all that is going on with the club these are great stories and a reason why we remain fans.."
"I guess all that information over the years stating that the coach asks for a certain type of player and then RnR get one.
Now I assume JR can then veto it but if they tell him it's that guy or no-one (or the best we can get) what choice does he…"
Now I assume JR can then veto it but if they tell him it's that guy or no-one (or the best we can get) what choice does he…"
"Isnt it great we already on to 2027 and we not even half way ....SMH....Sunday what an embarrasing day for the club with all the celebrations around the 86 team......they should postpone it."
"Surely you can't be that naive to think that MON has more say in recruitment than Ryles. "
"100% agree. The FO executives is clearly prioritising and looking at the Balance Sheets results rather than the on field results. As long as the cash is coming in, they will feel that they are doing it right. Sadly, we cannot totally blame them…"
"Most of his first grade games came last year when really he shouldn't have been playing first grade yet, well not as much as he did at least.
He is very raw and should have been slowly introduced to first grade over last season and this but the club…"
He is very raw and should have been slowly introduced to first grade over last season and this but the club…"
"He has really bad technique, he plants his feet early and then leans (sometimes falls) in the direction the ball carrier runs using just his upper body to basically hug the ball carrier. This very poor technique (don't know how he made it past…"
"Imo Kelma is one of the laziest defenders we've ever had... honestly think he has been lucky with us to have had so many first grade games. Im actually surprised he gonna try his luck elsewhere, unless it's just us encouraging him to do so. Tata!"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Kelma to explore other options
Personally I don't really mind this..his a rocks and diamonds player.Liability in defence and to many errors a game.Just a backup player at best.with sua taking his spot this is what our 27 side will prob look like before future signings and what we…
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What another Boring Year for Eels Fans
Towards the end of the 2025 NRL season I think a majority of Eels fans had some form of optimism for 2026 hoping it might be a possible top 8 position for the Eels. However, this year has turned into one of the worst so far on record with Eels…
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Do we not have anyone better then kelly
Surely there's some young hungry kids knocking at the door for that vacant wing spot,cause how Brian Kelly is in this starting lineup baffles me.Dogs are just gonna be peppering that side all game cause Kelly dosent have the brain of a regular first…
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Experiences meeting Sporting personalities
I have done similar blogs like this in the past but with new members on here and years past there could be new stories brought to the table. Also, with the doom and gloom of the club of late, i would like to turn the attention of discussion into…
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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