Is it just me getting erotic, come fuck me vibes from this BBQ duck?
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"At least we have a coach who appears a lot more tactical and aware of the need for development as having players sit on a bench for weeks without game time will become an issue.
I would hate to see how BA handled this rule. I think some coaches will…"
I would hate to see how BA handled this rule. I think some coaches will…"
"Mutts and Clint.....the only possible flaw in our position could be that "according to Tripp" Lomax's first position after the R360 closure was to say to Melb (who assumably approached him) that in the first instance I will ask Parra if they want me…"
"Well backs and most halves would start so they know they are actually debuting.
But that is the thing, most of our cup games are before NRL. Can be good or bad. I am surprised RLPA agreed to this where what if a team like Cronulla, who play an…"
But that is the thing, most of our cup games are before NRL. Can be good or bad. I am surprised RLPA agreed to this where what if a team like Cronulla, who play an…"
"Great post and chat, thx."
"Agree with your thinking EA, I would like to see a squad picked of players that will more than likely play First Grade during the course of the year, that would exclude players who are only marginal FGraders at this stage.
It is important they feel…"
It is important they feel…"
"We've had this shit before, they just go around in n circles this mob. "
"If Papalii returns to cup, I would move Lorenzo to 14 in cup. However, I assume most games Lorenzo would start at 6 because Papalii will be on the NRL extended bench and therefore unable to feature in cup."
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Pensini
Russel
Pezet
Moses
Paulo
Smith
Hopgood
Williams
Kautoga
JDB
TDS
Doorey
Walker
Tuilagi
Papalii
Samrani"
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Doorey
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Samrani"
"You state you'd put Papalii at 6 in Cup if he can back up (which I am neither for or against) but how will Talatiani develop into our 6 if he isn't playing there?
Surely the club has to play him at 6 in cup on a regular basis to gauge how he fits…"
Surely the club has to play him at 6 in cup on a regular basis to gauge how he fits…"
"Haha. Got to tell players familys to keep attending games till they are actually needed off the bench lol. Plus jersey presentation how do you plan that lol? Cause their eels number may not be right by the time they make theri actual debut lol.
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"This is the thing EA, bit awkward if Ryles says to say Funa-Iuta "Hey mate, you might be making your debut this week" haha. Are we all assuming that the norm is 14-17 are the main players and 18-19 are emergencies or tactical?Like the 17th player…"
"Great to see Steven Nunn has resigned with the club tilll 2028 with him joining the NRL Squad (not sure what type of contract) in 2027. "
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Iongi
JAC
Kelly
Pensini
Simmo
Pezet
Moses
Paulo
Smith
Hopgood
Williams
Kautoga
JDB
TDS
Walker
Moretti
Tuilagi
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Tago
Richie
Nanva
Alamadine (Russel if he is able to back up)
Lorenzo (Papalii if he is able to back…"
Iongi
JAC
Kelly
Pensini
Simmo
Pezet
Moses
Paulo
Smith
Hopgood
Williams
Kautoga
JDB
TDS
Walker
Moretti
Tuilagi
Papalii
Russel
NSW Cup
Twiddle
Tago
Richie
Nanva
Alamadine (Russel if he is able to back up)
Lorenzo (Papalii if he is able to back…"
"Yeah it will vary, Joash would be 18 most of the time and likes of Simonsson at 19 or Samrani or unless we have one Hooker might name another as 19 with 4 forwards and Joash.
I just wonder how it works with the likes of Joash every week, he will…"
I just wonder how it works with the likes of Joash every week, he will…"
"Most likely bench for Eels has been TDS. Walker, a 2nd rower and a prop. Now Papalii and an outside back/utility like Samrani might be 18 & 19?"
"Good to see a journalist calling it for what it is..."
Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Admission prices for Parra NRL 2026
Given the prices for some of the other NRL clubs I wonder how much is the admission prices for all of our home games? Is it comparable or a money hungry grab?
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Team lists time - 6 man bench announced !
* 6 man bench will be implemented from R1 2026* Any of the 6 players can play at anytime. * maximum 8 interchanges* Although any of the 6 can.be called upon, only 4 of the 6 will play unless there's hia issues. I think this will advantage a club…
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2026 Parramatta Eels Season Preview
Like I do every year with my Youtube channel I preview Parramatta's 2026 NRL season. I would be interested to know your feedback on the video if you do watch it and let me know where you think Parramata will finish in 2026 along with some players…
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‘Leaks and grandstanding’: Storm boss unloads on Eels over Lomax
Storm chairman Matt Tripp took aim at Parramatta for what he saw as deliberately taking the dispute public, accusing the club of running to the media to control the narrative around the Zac Lomax saga. Tripp suggested the Eels chose headlines over…
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Haha, you could chop it before you ate it sluggy, if ive ever seen a 'come fuck me' look on a ducks face, this is it, this duck is begging for it sluggy.
Which fuckwit is filling my feed with beautiful scantily clad women ? Thank you.
Snake would you say you are more like the baked dick or the shrimp?
Anyone for a ham roll?
Sausage?
How about a corn dog?
What's the name of this food porn site you frequent Kram?.
I think signs of desperation primarily ( when everything looks erotic ) . Cure : Keep faithfull to Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters . Also you might have watched too much of Pluck a duck ( on Saturday TV ) during your teenage years?
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