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Your Honer's, Corey Norman, Not Guilty!

Posted by ┌∩┐Parody┌∩┐ on July 22, 2014 at 11:02pm

The defence seeks all charges against Corey Norman be dropped and points finger at Joseph Paulo's first receiver role as the culprit!

The defence would ask Corey Norman and Jarryd Hayne be paid damages as the link-man-gate scandal has rocked them and robbed them of any chance of a successful life.

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  • Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown July 22, 2014 at 11:18pm

    Motion declined, Corey has been found guilty of being a total passenger, he will be taken away to spend the rest of his natural life with new cell mate Adam Dykes.

    Guards, hand cuff him and take him away....

    • ┌∩┐Parody┌∩┐ > Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown July 22, 2014 at 11:23pm

      objection

    • Prof. Daz > Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown July 23, 2014 at 10:08am
      Objection over-ruled
    • True EEL > Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown July 23, 2014 at 10:18am

      Summed it up perfectly Your Honour.....

  • Frank The Tank July 22, 2014 at 11:20pm
    All in favour say I.
    The I's have it.
    Motion carried.
    • Prof. Daz > Frank The Tank July 23, 2014 at 10:08am
      I
    • Prof. Daz > Frank The Tank July 23, 2014 at 10:09am
      That is, I refuse to pardon Norman.
  • Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown July 22, 2014 at 11:46pm

    LOL

  • Prof. Daz July 23, 2014 at 10:12am
    If not the death penalty, maybe life in the Shire, where I hear they need a player like him. That is, a player accomplished at being invisible, given a recent players penchant for being too visible.
  • Prof. Daz July 23, 2014 at 10:14am
    Can we tender as evidence the history of NRL 5/8's often being second receivers and not being as clueless as Norman?
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