Xmas Present Suggestions For 1Eyedeel Members

Slugg - A 2017 Pauline Hanson Calender, each month features a nude PH being rimmed by an illegal immigrant from a different country. The caption is the same in each photo "I Don't Like It".Mr.1eyedeel - A box set of the TV series Dynasty.Carlo - A life sized inflatable John Bon Jovi doll with puncture repair kit.Snake - replacement attachments & a new transformer for his Anal Intruder.The Nursing Home lads - a one-size-fits-all set of gold & diamond encrusted dentures to be shared on a rostered basis.Ron & Al Hunt - A his & hers weekend retreat at Snake's "Anal Bleaching & Ring Renewal Spa -The Sun Will Shine Out Of Your Arse".Fongy - A Certificate in his name donating a goat & a pallet of condoms to a Somalian village.Wiz - A temperature controlled bidet installed by Sharpie's, "Plumber To The NRL Stars Service" (all that spicy food he eats on his overseas trips must leave the cornhole a bit tender).Paul - An illustrated Thesaurus (No Paul, it's not a Dinosaur book).Kram & Kurupt - A harbour cruise with Turd Greenbog (BYO chain & cement block).Benedict & Mick the Truffle Hound - New avatars, their current one's are obviously a cry for help.Merry Syphilis, Happy Gonorrhea & Herpe Holidays.

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  • I reckon I know where the air valve would be in Carlos blow up JBJ .
  • Im going to give my Miss a pair of fongs and a dildo if she don't like the fongs she can go and fuck herself

    ILL BE BACK

    • A pair of Fongs ? I'm sure Frankie and his relative will have a ball with her . Will you be sitting in a dark corner smoking a cigar mate or will you be joining in ?

      It'll probably be the best 2 minutes of her life .
  • Can it be one of those new robot things I heard they are very life like.
    • Why stop at one Carlo, treat yourself & double your JBJ robot fun, but beware of becoming rusted on.

      Merry Xmas.
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      • Rory O'Brien, or is that the Freddie Mercury model?
        • I have no idea , but the creativity of the attached hands deserves an A+

          I reckon Carlos already scouring the local Rockmans and Lowes bins looking for the parts for her new project .
      • Why does he have a grey body ??? Omg I take that back . Leave me with my jbj videos any day ewww
        • Very racist ( actually its colorist ) of you to colour profile the poor bloke . Never picked you as the type to discriminate by colour Carlo . I feel very sorry for the grey children in your class .
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