Xmas Present Suggestions For 1Eyedeel Members

Slugg - A 2017 Pauline Hanson Calender, each month features a nude PH being rimmed by an illegal immigrant from a different country. The caption is the same in each photo "I Don't Like It".Mr.1eyedeel - A box set of the TV series Dynasty.Carlo - A life sized inflatable John Bon Jovi doll with puncture repair kit.Snake - replacement attachments & a new transformer for his Anal Intruder.The Nursing Home lads - a one-size-fits-all set of gold & diamond encrusted dentures to be shared on a rostered basis.Ron & Al Hunt - A his & hers weekend retreat at Snake's "Anal Bleaching & Ring Renewal Spa -The Sun Will Shine Out Of Your Arse".Fongy - A Certificate in his name donating a goat & a pallet of condoms to a Somalian village.Wiz - A temperature controlled bidet installed by Sharpie's, "Plumber To The NRL Stars Service" (all that spicy food he eats on his overseas trips must leave the cornhole a bit tender).Paul - An illustrated Thesaurus (No Paul, it's not a Dinosaur book).Kram & Kurupt - A harbour cruise with Turd Greenbog (BYO chain & cement block).Benedict & Mick the Truffle Hound - New avatars, their current one's are obviously a cry for help.Merry Syphilis, Happy Gonorrhea & Herpe Holidays.

"TDS is still young, with plenty of improvement left in him. He could still play Flegg in 2026 ffs. And despite being two years younger than Ryley Smith, he has played nine more NRL games."

"HFK, Fair point. Sure, we could. But balancing incoming youth with experience is almost a perennial issue. A constant cycle. It never really goes away. At least not for too long. "

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Wizardssleeves official receipts December 22, 2016 at 4:43pm

I reckon I know where the air valve would be in Carlos blow up JBJ .
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER December 22, 2016 at 4:46pm

Im going to give my Miss a pair of fongs and a dildo if she don't like the fongs she can go and fuck herself

ILL BE BACK
- Wizardssleeves official receipts > ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER December 22, 2016 at 4:50pm
  
  A pair of Fongs ? I'm sure Frankie and his relative will have a ball with her . Will you be sitting in a dark corner smoking a cigar mate or will you be joining in ?
  
  It'll probably be the best 2 minutes of her life .
CarloEEL2 December 22, 2016 at 5:24pm

Can it be one of those new robot things I heard they are very life like.
- Eric The 17.78cm Eel > CarloEEL2 December 22, 2016 at 5:53pm
  
  Why stop at one Carlo, treat yourself & double your JBJ robot fun, but beware of becoming rusted on.
  
  Merry Xmas.
- Wizardssleeves official receipts > CarloEEL2 December 22, 2016 at 6:12pm
  - Eric The 17.78cm Eel > Wizardssleeves official receipts December 22, 2016 at 6:26pm
    
    Rory O'Brien, or is that the Freddie Mercury model?
    - Wizardssleeves official receipts > Eric The 17.78cm Eel December 22, 2016 at 6:35pm
      
      I have no idea , but the creativity of the attached hands deserves an A+
      
      I reckon Carlos already scouring the local Rockmans and Lowes bins looking for the parts for her new project .
  - CarloEEL2 > Wizardssleeves official receipts December 22, 2016 at 7:15pm
    
    Why does he have a grey body ??? Omg I take that back . Leave me with my jbj videos any day ewww
    - Wizardssleeves official receipts > CarloEEL2 December 22, 2016 at 9:03pm
      
      Very racist ( actually its colorist ) of you to colour profile the poor bloke . Never picked you as the type to discriminate by colour Carlo . I feel very sorry for the grey children in your class .

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