Wowserism is alive and well,re: Sharks Mad Monday

Rotherfield went off again about the Sharks having the temerity to have a topless girl at their function.Big deal ! After the season is over do we really need to monitor what players get up to?Did they start a fight? Did anyone take a dump in a corridor? Was a girl sexually assaulted?

The definition of a wowser: someone who is worried that others may be enjoying themselves,and it is their duty to thwart said fun at every opportunity.

I felt sorry for the Sharkies.All that money that they have and that girl was the best they could afford.Seriously? We have had bigger tittied,hotter girls at our end of year Harbour Cruises.

Hell at the Victoria Street Tavern at Wetherill Park,we were stopping briefly so the boss could use the ATM,next thing I know he comes tearing out,like he was about to be bashed."Quick,park the f***ing ute,you gotta see this!"Inside was the most drop dead gorgeous topless waitress I ever saw.

The Parra players should take a leaf out of the Sharkies book.
It would do them good to be seen having a drink witrh a topless woman or ten,instead of singing Kumbaya.

"Brisbane's play the ball speed was quicker, but later on we got control of the ruck, poking our nose through and getting on our elbows for quick play the balls, Brisbane were out on their feet. Tawha was having a tough time keeping up and Mam…"

"Reckon they give their players a few weeks to get fit enough to do their job in Penrith? Hell, everyone on this site would go into meltdown if we signed Leka, but Webster has him on the bench because of standards. Kautoga isn't a first grader, it…"

"Kautoga started the same last season, everyone wanted him out of the team. By the end of the year he was our most dangerous attacking weapon, and was hitting hard in defence. Give him time, he will come good."

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The Offside Eel September 11, 2014 at 9:36pm

He's not going off about the girl he even says that its about the look for the club considering everything they have gone through they could of just done it in a private room and avoid the media Attention not on a balcony in a public place.
BJ September 11, 2014 at 9:41pm

The Sharks make me feel good to be an Eels fan...
BJ September 11, 2014 at 9:42pm

Got nothing against a set of tits.
IH8Manly & IEspeciallyH8Qld September 11, 2014 at 10:08pm

Our boys have organised a fully-clothed nun to dance out of a confessional box.

They call it the Timmy Special.
- Monster Eel #38 > IH8Manly & IEspeciallyH8Qld September 12, 2014 at 7:08am
  
  And Haynes organised a sing along with Hillsong so the boys can allllll hold hands, sway and sing: 'Oh my Sweet Lord.'
- Alan Hunt > IH8Manly & IEspeciallyH8Qld September 13, 2014 at 8:52am
  
  x3 Bahahaha!!! How did i miss this call???
  
  Classic one liners for sure.
Alan Hunt September 11, 2014 at 10:16pm

Did anyone play up or or get into trouble????

We wouldn't have heard a thing if it wasn't for the media having a whinge

The world is so fucking soft and sanitised these days, fucking sick of hearing about the minorities and their rights all the time. Most blokes in their early 20's like going out having a drink and looking at a pair of tits. Is it illegal??? So as long as they treated the girl well and with respect i don't see an issue.

The Sharks would do well to lose a fan like Dill Slothfield, Alcoholic at large.
Frank The Tank September 11, 2014 at 11:47pm

Fucken society is being killed by all this PC crap. Honestly can't a group of guys have any fun these days. They are footballers FFS not parish priests.
Did anyone get harmed? No
Was there any damage to property? No
Were any complaints by any patrons made? No
Were any illegal activity? No
So what the fuck is it any business of anyone else. Good on the guys. Fuck if I was playing you would've seen a lot more than a set of tits I'm here to tell ya.
Frank The Tank September 11, 2014 at 11:50pm

X 2. Where's Darki3?
That's got to go in the classic one liners.
SuperEel 22 September 12, 2014 at 1:58pm

You know what I find annoying here? The fact that a photographer has taken photos without the player's permission and then published the photos. And somehow the players are at fault? That photographer should know the law. It wasn't an official function and no player said he could take photos of them whilst they were on private premises.