Worst commentators?

Who is the worst NRL commentator, and why? I nominate Cooper Cronk, who in Cowboys and Manly games has spoken as if the Eels were not playing and his job is to coach the opposition to victory from the commentator box. 

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  • Honourable mention to Chiefy's commentary in the Eels magnificent 23-14 victory over Moanly

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    • That's our boy, well he is only 12 years old....it wasn't a bad attempt to be relevant?

      Question Chiefy and talking of revelance, can you explain why you are constantly calling on sackings, players, officials, hangers on etc but after statements like Daz has put up there......how do you feel?

      1. Stupid/Foolish

      2. Embarrassed

      3. Unfortunate

      4. Very Dumb

      5. Nothing really

      6. Unlucky

      7. Moronic

      8. Past your best

      9.Prepared to stand on your record

      10. Feeling like you should apologisen to Mark O'Neill

      11. Jim Saratinos

      12. Just admit your are a terrible judge.

      13. I feel like a Toohey's

      14. Still brilliant and loving it

      • You're a funny guy pop. Im glad you found something to smile about lol

        What Parramatta need to do is make an old boys day every home match.  

    • Daz you lead a great life finding joy when a person's predictions aren't correct.   If this is the peak moment of your day really feel sorry for you daz

      • Surprised you haven't claimed this blog as being a distraction to MON and Sarantinos.

      • Wait, Chiefy, you are saying there is something sad if there is joy that another's predictions failed to come to pass? But your entire months-long tantrum about MON & Co is premised on finding joy in their recruitment and retention predictions failing to come to pass. 

        That's either deep hypocrisy or deep self-misunderstanding about yourself  

        Anyway, you still get the honorable mention!

  • Worst is almost all of them across fox and Nien.. 

    Jake Duke is probably the least annoying play by play commentator at the moment and doesnt try to sensationalize everything like most do especailly Vossy..

     

    Then you have the "experts" who show their bias... The best as mentioned by others would by Keary and Johnson. even Fozzball was doing a good job on fox before he was stolen by those grubs...

    • Y2Eel, what do you not like about sensationalism? Which I agree Voss utilizes. I might tend to overlook sensationalism because, after all, the commentators are meant to be a kind of marketing for the play?

      • I just want play by play calling thats its Vossy starts rambling on about the dumbest shit when he is calling and doesn't do the simple thing..  Leave tbe sensational crap for 360..

  • Hey Daz, re commentators

    Cooper Cronk has obviously lost it.....at different stages/ ages I thought he wanted to "boof" Mitch Moses and yesterday Tim Walsh and at other times, whoever was the halfback will need to win this game for whatever club was behind.

    But you are right his coaching from the box has become more than overbearing.

    I do not know his wife but my guess is that she tapes his mouth when they make love....cancels half her pleasure but he could talk under water, so why not the sheets.

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