Wife Wanted

After a few comments posted on here recently I have come to a realisation. I want a wife! Okay I guess I better start with a bit of history. I have been married twice and have 2 kids to each. My 18 and 20 years olds have already flown the coop and are at University. My 3 and 5 year old girls live with me week on / week off. My first wife was a Bulldogs supporter and was obviously destined to failure. My second was an NRL hater and well..... you think I would have been smarter the second time. Now for the future wife. A few must haves:

1. Only Dedicated Eels supporters.

2. A general like for all sports participating, watching on TV and Live.

3. Love of comedy and a good sense of humour.

4. Be keen to travel both in Aus and Over Seas.

5. Not into 5 star crap, anything from a good clean hotel down to camping.

6. Old fashioned and into board games and video games.

7. Definitely has to have a sound movie knowledge or be prepared to watch anything they have not seen.

8. Have a great body & be highly attractive.

9. Live near the Gold Coast but prepared to travel everywhere to watch Parra.

10. Have a love for fellatio and be great at it.

Now for what she gets in return: All of the above + fringe benefits. I am 42 and retired, own my own house, well travelled, currently on a big health kick of organics only and loads of exercise. Body has seen better days, but am working hard at getting it back, can be jealous, possessive and stubborn, Love Asian food and travel to south east Asia 2 to 3 times a year. Wanting to buy a business to set up the family for the future. Plenty of cool toys and ideas. PLEASE UNDERSTAND ONLY PARRA DIE HARDS MAY APPLY!

Replies

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER March 13, 2015 at 10:46am

I got one for you I hope you like her

if you don't like her you can have this one
- Muzza > ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER March 13, 2015 at 10:49am
  
  Hmmm looks like she is nearly ready for falsies which would be a bonus, but I think I will pass thanks Paul
slip March 13, 2015 at 10:49am

Muzza, that kind of woman doesn't exist. LOL

I think you're looking for this girl - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d62orckYWYY
- Muzza > slip March 13, 2015 at 10:53am
  
  Damn you Slip! It was this add that prompted me to leave the last one in search of one just like her. I should sue Jim Beam that add will be the end of me....
Monsieur Eel March 13, 2015 at 10:50am

AirAsia Lowest Fares Ever!

and take this with you (or maybe a few)

PARRAMATTA EELS WOMEN'S MEDIA POLO - NAVY (2015)

Any remaining points in your list can be worked on ;)
- Muzza > Monsieur Eel March 13, 2015 at 10:55am
  
  LOL oh I forgot to mention 2nd wife was Cambodian, so I guess I am on the right track. had most of my points, but hated NRL. Looks like it's time for another trip!
YDIDISAYIDO March 13, 2015 at 10:53am

Apparently this clip is funny. Personally I think it is the most factually true documentary I have ever seen.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lc3LUCu8-IU
- Muzza > YDIDISAYIDO March 13, 2015 at 11:03am
  
  Lol great video and very true! I want a Unicorn!
slip March 13, 2015 at 10:54am

haha great ad!!
slip March 13, 2015 at 10:59am

I've looked everywhere Muzza. Here's your new wife -