Why Does God Hate Eels Fans So Much?

A question to some of you guys of faith, why does god hate Parramatta and Parramatta fans so much?

Why has he abandoned us?

What did we do that was so bad?

Why are we always being punished?

Are we in purgatory?

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  • lol

    There has to be a good reason. It's either that or he loves crazy people because he makes so many of us.

    • Yeah god is a magician
  • Maybe its his way of treating his chosen people which obviously includes the B&G.

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    Many of my children called but few are the chosen one.

    • Old backend deal Hasler is the last person we want at our club, have you heard about the mess the Dogs are in, 14 players off contract but only $800k to spend.

  • With all of the Hillsong squad in the side you would think it would gain us some favour

    • Maybe the jews were right all this time.

    • Or just maybe it has done the total opposite

    • He’s upset they didn’t declare all their earnings to him . 

  • God is Fake News.

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