Why does Australia need to enter Eurovision?

The key point is in the title,it is for daggy EUROPEAN acts.It isn't the Australoeurovision Song Contest.Don't we have the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras as an outlet for talentless fame whores to get their rocks off?Who the hell watches Eurovision anyway?Can't they get enough of reality TV talent shows? Isn't the fact that we have given such musical talent to the world like the Minogue sisters,Gay Sebastian and Jessica Ballboy  embarrassing enough?

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  • Good point. We have NRL grand final half time and NRL TV ads to promote crappy Austrlian acts.
  • Well didn't Abbott say we are part of Europe? Is there a daggy Asiavision contest we should enter? Or if Pauline is correct and we are not part of Asia maybe we should start a Oceanavision contest, us Vs NZ, Tonga, fiji, Samoa, etc etc. lol that could be funny.
    • The Samoan ladyboys,the fafaine,would be sure to get Snake watching.

  • Perhaps because it's massive over here and they need us to prop it up? Do we have to give money to be involved, then people in Australia make money through advertising and telephone voting...?

    Or perhaps it's to promote acts on major labels to a European market Eg. Jessica Mauboy...

    Perhaps just follow the money and there's your answer

  • We aren't part of Asia either yet we are Asian Football champions. We also once won the America's Cup. Can't wait till we dominate Africa in something....

  • I don't think anyone ever 'needs' to be part of eurovision. But if we all just did what we needed to, life would be pretty boring.

    It's harmless. Don't like it, don't watch it.
  • Hey Tom easy brother. Gay Sebastian is a talented hack.
    As for Ballboy she can handle my balls any day.
    • She can handle mine also,as long as the only thing that comes out of her mouth is "Oooh Tom,I've never felt that way before.You've ruined me for all other men".

  • The mind boggles with thoughts of Snake entering an act? Lots of plastic drop sheets needed.
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