what would you do if Zombies attack?

Well footy's over and the Rabbits won! Well done to the Pests but 2015 will be Parra's drought breaking year. Anyway, away from footy. I'm feeling a bit bored and thought, after watching (re watching) season 4 of the Walking Dead and thought what would I do if zombies attacked? Well, I can't run cos I've a broken foot. Well, why just beat the living snot of the Living Dead with my crutches then find a car to pee off in, and do the Double Tap (Zombieland rule #14) them. After watching the final chaper of S4 of TWD, I got thinkiing. What WOULD I really do in that situation? Simple: survive, make sure I don't get bit, take out how many of the effers as I can and hopefully do a Darryl with a crossbow or do a Rick with a pistol, if I don't have either, well, a sharpen end of a bamboo will do or a knife on the end of a broom will do. Remmeber: bullets won't kill THAT m,any while a knife or axe will...wtach MythBuster Zombie Special and you'll get the idea of what I mean...so, what;s your method? Oh, and I've a short story published in a zombie anthrology called Feast or Famine (ISBN 9781 499524567)...it's called Running Among the Dead, an Aussie zombie story LOL. Have fun and looking forward in seeing what you Eelsters come up with...you can throw TD to the zombie to distract them, or maybe knock Chanetelle on the head...do what you want, have fun!

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  • Will at first ill SHIT BIG TIME then ill do what the what that  lady does with a sword.  I dont know her name but thats what i do

     

     

    • The black chick? she's cool. Wait till youi find out who she was...hope they do what the comic did...love the show but I would love that sword. I would be in heaven

  • Its the best show going i think and i cant wait till monday 13 at 1 30pm  when it strat again

  • George Bush knows all about zombies.

    http://youtu.be/GnGROEPQf3I
  • Y'know who looks like a zombie? F**king Prince Philip, the Queer's...er...Queen's husband...seriously that man would make a great zombie, no make up needed, same with Keith Richards and Ossie Osbourne...

  • Resident Evil 2 (1998) on playstation one was my favorite game back in my playstation days. The game was turned into a movie, but only the first movie in the series is good. Although I lost interest after the third and have not seen the others. Awesome Zombie action with the gaming series.
  • I asked my 5 year old and he said "simple, just plant lots of plants."... Huh?
    • plants vs zombies is a game.

    • hahaha... my 2 would say the same.

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