Last year I did the same blog before we played the Storm, that no one gave us a hope in hell of winning, similar circumstances to tomorrow night v the Panthers, away.

If you read the comments, Carlo sacraficed Will Smith for the win and it worked.

What will you sacrafice this time around?

 https://www.1eyedeel.com/forum/topics/what-will-you-throw-into-the-volcan

Ok amigos, it's time for sacrafices. No one gives us a hope in hell of beating the Storm, maybe the gods will intervene. 

Carlo and Mace first to go in... 2 x virgins ; )

Snake- 1 x live chicken that survived the BDSM parties he hosts every second Saturday at Darlinghust. 

 Brissyeels- prized budgie smugglers signed by BA.

Alan Hunt's- sex offender ankle bracelet.

Kramers- Original Malvern Star 3 speed dragster with sissy bar.

Frankie Fong- 1 x ex wife & bottle of Macallan single malt.

Mick- nude photos of Chief.

Chief- nude phtos of Mick.

MeelK- 2 x vials of botox (recent confession)

Wiz- 1 x brick of his Peruvian marching powder.

Frank- 2 x AstraZeneca jabs.

Brett Allan's- original Triceratops bone.

What are you willing to sacrafice?.....

Oh, I nealry forgot- BA, but i threw that bastard in just for fun, to see if the lava had hit desired melting point.

 

 

 

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  • LOL, Bert. Classic. Same as Frankie.

    Gladly throw the ex-wife in (from at least 13,000 feet) along with a Jamie-Oliver frypan, right after.

    Hopefully, one thing leads to another & they meet along the way.

     

    • Sounds like it was a 70/30 split in assets, and she got to keep the investment property!

  • Carlo, are you still a virgin? 

    • Born again these days 

      sure that's will pass 🤔

  • This year I'm throwing in my boujee tea, CBD oil, healing crystals and my 6000 insta followers. Later babes...

    • Darling, you will be back on the socials by the weekend.

      #astrology #feels #nature #vibes #nepo #excuses #dylbags #teabags #hoe #hotpots

      • #chuckitallin

  • My brand new air fryer still in the box. 

  • Jacob Arthur,  no seriously my favourite wank sock.

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