What will you throw into the volcano?

Ok amigos, it's time for sacrafices. No one gives us a hope in hell of beating the Storm, maybe the gods will intervene. 

Carlo and Mace first to go in... 2 x virgins ; )

Snake- 1 x live chicken that survived the BDSM parties he hosts every second Saturday at Darlinghust. 

 Brissyeels- prized budgie smugglers signed by BA.

Alan Hunt's- sex offender ankle bracelet.

Kramers- Original Malvern Star 3 speed dragster with sissy bar.

Frankie Fong- 1 x ex wife & bottle of Macallan single malt.

Mick- nude photos of Chief.

Chief- nude phtos of Mick.

MeelK- 2 x vials of botox (recent confession)

Wiz- 1 x brick of his Peruvian marching powder.

Frank- 2 x AstraZeneca jabs.

Brett Allan's- original Triceratops bone.

What are you willing to sacrafice?.....

Oh, I nealry forgot- BA, but i threw that bastard in just for fun, to see if the lava had hit desired melting point.

 

 

 

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  • That's gold 

    the gods might send me back though 🤣🤣🤔

  • Just the one ex wife haha 

  • 😂😂😂 I'll throw in the my sportsbet app.... been a bad few months on the punt lol 

    • That's not a sacrifice !!! 

      • Hmmmm...., ok what about my fav pair of RM Williams?

        • Thats a big call mate, they take a little time to break in but once they do....like walking on butter.

          I have a few pairs...well worth that outlay at the time.

          • Bert I've had this pair for over a decade - best money I ever spent 

            Woukd love to splurge on a custom pair one day - fancy shit !

            • Bloody gen x men and their RM Williams 🙄🙄

        • Pffft 

          • Haters gonna hate I suppose 

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