Ever since hitting 50 earlier this year,I'm really getting a feeling that the end is rushing towards me at mach 2.Is it early onset dementia,or have I always been this dumb?After years of getting by wearing nothing but shorts in Summer and trackie dacks in Winter,I decided to go back to wearing proper long pants a few weeks ago.After a trip to Lowes I came away with a set of jeans and two pairs of Farah work pants.As an aside,I can't recommend them enough,most comfortable.I got them because they are elastic waisted and also have a drawstring so a belt is not really needed.Every time I needed a slash,I just pulled them down a touch and went "over the top" as it were.Well today ,out of muscle memory I accidentally went to pull down the fly and to my surprise,there was a zipper there.
I don't know why but all this time I thought the fly area was just for decoration.Just to add to my dumb-arsedness ,I've just realised my opponent on my phone game,International Snooker Pro has been an opponent called Paul Kent,and the Kent was winning.
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When i only just realised there was a shift key on both sides of the computer, i only ever thought there was one on the left even though theres clearly one on the right, i was distraught when i realised, all that extra work over the years being a one finger typer.
LOLL
Monts you need to be more careful after having lunch with a priest.
Monts do you think its wise to be doing pranks with your underpants in front of young children in a christian school lol?
Pops are you a fekking drug mule lol?
Your in bali every second week FFS , what are you running over there lol?
You running a lady boy hotel?
Monts being a country lad from Monto how many times have you had sex with farm animals?
Be honest....... and what breeds are your personal preference?
Is it even legal in Monto?
LOL what high ranking govt officials are pushing it as a safe practice lol?
This is disgusting news to me, what brings you to do such disgusting research?
Thats a bit suspicious imo monts
DOH
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