So, I'm minding my own business, peer reviewng documents find its a bit loud and head for my trrusty iPhone for some white-noise solace when what should I see but a truly horrifying headline!!!!
"Keiran Foran walks out on Parramatta, taking indefinite b..."
Well, that wasn't quite enough to put me into instant meltdown as I know that the media are prone to exaggeration, misrepresentation and outright lies. SO I did what they are fishing for - I fecking CLICKED it.
There's more - "Foran quits: Five bigges questions" YES THEY HAD A TYPO! FFS
Blah dee blah - I'm sure you've all read it. I didn't even finish reading it.
Once I got to "The Daily Telegraph..."
I frantically text my fellow Eel in arms who tells me to check my emails that Club has responded. It's all BS.
I'm over this! On game day AGAIN we have sh!te slinging. Why don't NRL just come out and admit then in cahoots with Fairfax and ACP Media companies they are systematically trying to send thousands of Eels fans slowly insane. I feel like we should be able to start a class fecking action against them!
I will endeavour to read the crap and the club communication but seriously, who is in? I know a great lawyer.
Signing off from the mental facility.
GZP
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