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What's so big he makes "the rock" look like the "the pebble" , the Burgess twins look like the Olsen twins?

Posted by josh jones on May 23, 2015 at 10:54am

A: Planet Pauli

The already huge got more huge. He's not as quick for such a huge beast as he was last year as a result but when on defence if this guy get his tentacles around you there no escape. A couple times he a put a hand on Burgess and co and dropped like a piece of poo going down the loo. Forget the offload either once he's got you. Not only in attack but this guy could be a real weapon in defence. I hope parra use him wisely in addition to get the best out of him. This guy could be anything..

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  • ┌∩┐Parody┌∩┐ May 23, 2015 at 11:06am

    Who's so big he makes "the rock" look like the "the pebble" , the Burgess twins look like the Olsen twins?

  • josh jones May 23, 2015 at 11:38am
    Hopefully he's not the next feleti potato
  • Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 May 23, 2015 at 11:45am
    Pauli Needs plenty of work defensively to even be considered an NRL player.

    Wouldn't make most teams top 17.
  • Clive May 23, 2015 at 1:32pm
    He defends no worse than Tepai at the moment Chief. Actually he defends no worse than half our team but at least Pauli provides an attacking option. That puts him in front of most of our squad.
  • Yobz May 23, 2015 at 9:47pm
    Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Pauli. The five elements of the universe.
  • Frank The Tank May 23, 2015 at 11:23pm
    People just love big things.
    The bigger the better.
    Mangoes, TV screens, Cars, Houses, Male Appendages, Boobs and Footy Players.
    You dont hear thank god he has a small willy or damn she has great non-existent tits.
    Pauli is the same. He is big and Footy fans love big guys.
  • Gower Power May 24, 2015 at 3:18am

    Should have named this blog 'What's big and hard?'

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