Eels Blogs

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  Electric Eel May 25, 2016 at 9:23pm

  Over it to be honest!
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  Kurupt May 25, 2016 at 9:29pm

  Next Foran shacks up with Rebecca Wilson the K9.
  When asked to comment about his new woman, he responds "she used to be a K9, but after her face lift she's a K10".
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  Enforcer Eel May 25, 2016 at 9:35pm

  Paulo playing rugby
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  Enforcer Eel May 25, 2016 at 9:36pm

  Hoppa legal action against us
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    Parra Pug > Enforcer Eel May 25, 2016 at 10:03pm

    He wins a huge payout and it's included in our cap next year, and the one after that, and the one after that, etc.etc
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  Wile E. Coyote May 25, 2016 at 9:43pm

  The worst things that could happen now

  1. We do not take the opportunity to put in a good front office and continue with a board that players have no confidence in, which kills recruitment and retention.

  2. As a result Foran walks

  3. As a result BA walks

  Things are bad but we have to take advantage of this to make overdue changes and end up a better club because of it
• Omygindahouse May 25, 2016 at 10:00pm

  Eels get out of the competition hahaha
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  slip May 25, 2016 at 10:30pm

  The Eels will be exposed as a secret organization determined in resurrecting the Nazi regime and will eventually be brought before the courts and prosecuted by the rest of the world.
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    wiggy 71 > slip May 26, 2016 at 6:00am

    Hahahahaha
• The Chief Operating Habib May 25, 2016 at 11:42pm

  Semi signs to play Euro rugby in 2017 to realise his childhood dream of playing for Toulon with Haynsey

  Eccy Norman is done DUI while on his way to score 4 points.

  Hoppa wins his case - sticks a finger in the air (just like daddy) and the 2 mil payout goes onto the cap.

  The great clubman Choco Wantmore signs with Windsor Wolves and his "insurance" money goes back on the cap.

  Formefamily decides the Dalai isn't taking his football to a new level, and leaves to join Semi and Haynsey #forhisfamily. 

  The Emperor returnsssssssssssss (cant wait for that one).