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What are your Parramatta superstitions?

Posted by Ken Stewart on June 7, 2014 at 2:58pm

Call me crazy but I have the following superstitions about Parra.

1.I am always more confident of winning when we wear the predominantly blue jersey.

2. I expect us to play poorly whenever we wear a jersey that is some sort of promotional strip (pink or other).

3. We we run toward the north in the second half I am more confident of winning.

4. If we buy a player from the sharks there is a 90% chance he will be a flop (Speechly, Dykes, Green, Matuia, Raper, Ritson (injued) Only good one IMO Kingston.

5.If we loose players to the Dogs or Manly they become great players who bite us on the arse when we play against them.

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Yobz June 7, 2014 at 3:01pm

The Eels to lose when I watch the game live. Although it seems to have worked out OK last night. Was that the exception that proved the rule? Or was it breaking the hoodoo?
Denis Mayhew June 7, 2014 at 3:17pm

If I color coordinate the pegs hanging out the washing Eels to win
- Tentonz > Denis Mayhew June 7, 2014 at 3:18pm
  
  I only use blue and yellow pegs on game day...
- IH8Manly & IEspeciallyH8Qld > Denis Mayhew June 7, 2014 at 3:55pm
  
  This is great.
  
  I thought I was the only one that did this.
  
  I've even pulled apart the blue and yellow pegs and re-built them with one yellow piece and one blue piece on each peg.
Ken Stewart June 7, 2014 at 3:29pm

I,m guessing that after the last 4 years, your barber now drives a Ferrari
Prof. Daz June 7, 2014 at 3:45pm

I have sex with my wife just prior to a game. This was nothing but a ruse when we lived overseas as either I could not watch the games or by the time I could the result was already known. But living in Melbourne now the method matches the time zone. I like it when Parra play the late game live as the toddler is off to bed and the fun precedes a game. We have tried the record the game thing when they play earlier than the toddler's bed time but the success rate of both activities vary and the correlation falls away. I would like Parra to only play late night games please. Thanks.
- Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown > Prof. Daz June 7, 2014 at 4:22pm
  
  You have a wife? i always thought you were gay Daz :)
Maitland Madness June 7, 2014 at 4:05pm

Nice one Daz. May I suggest a bit of Blue and Yellow war paint under eyes for the wife? And a nice tight Lycra Eels top with Eels socks pulled up high.
DS Stanlee June 7, 2014 at 4:16pm

If I record on iq the chan 9 game we loose. If I dont and also dont watch it until its over then we win. Downside I havent recorded it and have to wait for fox to replay it
My daughter has skool of rock dvd in her tv. Every night when its her bedtime we have to watch the paramount blue n gold icon lead up. We missed it three times and got done by roosters wests cowboys. Haha
Monster Eel #38 June 7, 2014 at 4:16pm

I won't wear anything blue and gold on game day but if we win that day, I wear the cap or sometimes the jumper....if I'm lucky and Parra wins, my girl friend (God bless her fanny) would make dinner, put on some sexy lingerie and off we go like two mad rabbits under the sheets...she's a tigers supporter so when they win (on a rare chance) I would make her dinner, put on some 'sexy' undies for her and off we go like two mad rabbits...wonder I've any energy afterwards...when tigers beat us the last time, I refused to make love...she wouldn't let me sleep with her (and it is my house) so I slept in the 'spare' bedroom... :( no sex for Snapper that week I remember