Weirdest sporting names

Watching cricket and thinking morne morkel is one of the weirdest sounding sporting names I have heard - cultural differences aside. It reminds me of Tuna mornay lol.What are some strange names of sports people you guys have heard?

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  • Hahaha, good one Carlo, lol @ morne morkel, that freaks me out even hearing iot.

    How about the great US baseballer Rusty Kuntz, he is a real person and was pretty big back in the day.

    • I bet he left a orange/brown slime trail as he moved.

    • Haha - he played for the Twins many moons ago. Shocker name - you head to the deed poll office for sure.

    • Rusty Kuntz had a brother named Chubby Kuntz, true story.
  • That American swimmer Misty Hymen had a cool name
    • That was the first that sprang to my kind also
    • I prefer her lesser known, less subtle German cousin, Foggy Kuntz.
  • True? Omg v unfortunate LOLWY :-))
  • Fanny Schmelar, the skier............LOL

    Gaylord Silly, the 800m runner

    David Goodwilly, the Blackburn rovers player who was acquitted of rape.

    • That's a bad willy snake :-)
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