We are the Laughing Stock of the NRL

It kills me to say this but the Parramatta Eels are the laughing stock of the NRL, and tonight performance further exhibits that. We played a team out of form without Inglis, Reynolds and Glen Stewart and still lost in fact this was the first time South won without Adam Reynolds. What pathetic coach puts a halfback to play fullback is wet and slippery conditions, BA has made poor decisions this year and this is one of them. BA can't coach our guys to closed out games the Eels are an accident waiting to happen, as soon as you seem to gain some glimmer hope they find a way to break your heart.We are destined to win 3 out 4 sodden spoons what a disgrace. At work I got so shit about Parra cheating the cap they were just laughing how a team cheats the cap but still finishes last. The Eels have been over the salary cap 4 out of the 5 years and in that time span missed the 8 and finished last twice.

Para have the biggest junior nursery in the NRL but still manage to find a way to keep all the rejects and let go all the great ones. To top that off we have most board issues out of any club, it is so bad that players (Kieran Foran) now are putting clauses in their contract that they can walk if their is tension in the board. We are the basketcase of the Lesage at work we have a tipping comp and I swear no more then 10% of people even tip Para.

Quite simply the Eels have a bad coach, the worst board issues in the league, numerous off the field issues Kenny Edwards changing urine sample, to top it off we are terrible on the field the worst team in the NRL and are destined for another wooden spoon.

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  • Well, let's fix it. First step, win next week.

  • Now Now

    Lets look at the positives of being a Parramatta supporter

    1 We have some nice cafes not far from the ground.

    2 The walk to the ground along the river is rather pleasant on a sunny winters day.

    3 Our colours look nice on TV and even better in a photo.

    4 In 20 years time people when we have gone 20 years without a premiership we will be the new North Sydney and  people will feel sorry for us.

    5 There is a 5th one but I just cant think of it at the moment.  

       

    • The 5th one is the sunshine in Bay 66 during the 3pm games is rather lovely.

    • 6th the 80s were good
  • 7th, 2001 until around 7:31pm on 30th September was freaking magical.

    • Our mascot is always enthusiastic and friendly with the children.

  • Awww, you got shit at work... Pump up princess. Surely you're used to loss or two by now, followed by some club scandal to keep it all exciting. Save your whinge for round 26.
  • We beat them when they were full strength,, we just have no confidence to win at all ,,, comes from fans trainers coaches players ,, we are a mess
  • After remembering how to lose 5 times, maybe Souths have forgotten how to lose again

  • I agree but u are about 4 years late haha everybody knew this ages ago
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