I am happy to humbly accept the honor and responsible duty as a moderator of this site.
Please just list the names of any members you wish to eradicate from this site and The Ken will use his vast network of contacts to ensure they are never heard of again. I will start with the member who gets the most votes and work my way down the list.
A vote for The Ken is a mandate for the following :
- Sinbad who ???? No need to put him on the list I have him in my crosshairs already. Just let me know when I can pull the trigger.
- Multiple blogs on the same topic will self destruct. Repeat offenders like Daniel The Eel will self destruct with them.
- Individuals who cannot type in sentences will be banned until they get an education. This will mean a life ban for some members like Parraeels.
- Anyone who speaks out against a player or the sites only media representative in an offensive way will have all privileges denied.
- Any man wishing to join Lady Eels will be welcome to do so. I think moderation is good but lets not go overboard. I will also check it first to make sure it is safe before risking the wellbeing of my fellow male counterparts.
- Any Lady Eels wishing to join The Ken will also be welcome to do so.
- Only credible rumors from the sites only reliable source (The Ken) will appear in the Parra Blogs section. All other crap will go in the new Parraeels section. Everyone who visits this section will receive a complementary large fries, coke and burger of their choice.
- To visit the chat room (The Cupboard) you will need a key. This key will either unlock the cupboard or for some lucky lady eels a new room called ' The For Ken Room' . These locks will be child proof meaning only half the people on this site will have access.
- I will implement a dumb it down policy. This will affect people like Bourbon Man who will be asked to type words with less than four syllables only.
- Even though his contributions are very positive Ricky will be allowed to only post 20 times per day.
- Tommyboy will not be moderated but rather encouraged to continue in his fine display of how to negotiate a peaceful resolution with Trolls.
If you have any other great suggestions you would like The Ken to implement please post them along with the names of those to be banished for eternity.
I'm Ken Crapper
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I probably average 20 posts a day as it is anyways, so it's all good, haha.
I'm Ken Crapper
Impartiality is needed sometimes, and I have no qualms with that at all.
20 a day works fine with me.
Pull the Trigger Ken, I'll get the Ammo
fair dinkum !!!
I'm Ken Crapper
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