The messiah, the anointed one will return. The winds of freedom will blow away all vestiges of the evil occassioned upon us by the malevolent forces aka BA and his cohort of fiends. Hope will spring forth where disallusion and fearmongering held court for far too long. The whispers of long lost victories will become louder, until the kingdom rises as one confident, joyous land where hand in hand, Eels fans sing and play under the rays of the Sun’s golden embrace, warming the soul and washing away all traces of the tradgedies of recent times.
Then, resplendent in his finery, the prodigal son will sit straight, firm in the saddle upon the Unicorn, triumphant and omniscient, those bearing witness will fall to their knees in homage to the hero and saviour. The 1ee Unicorn worshippers will be justified, emboldened and will henceforth spread the gospel far and wide, righteousness and stability will spread far and wide, and.....shit no! he’s not the messiah, he is just a naughty little Jarred Hayne
Keep dreaming Unicorn’s, ignorance is bliss!
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Thanks Poppa!! Actually, it was a toss up between Jarryd and you, but I opted for the former as he would look more imposing on the Unicorn.
Heres Frankie Fongs great uncle Victor Fong.
The only unicorn in the extended Fong family, he had a sad life Victor, ostracised by the family, sent to the outskirts of the rice paddy fields for the term of his natural life.
A young Franky Fong would sometimes sneak out of his home, go to his uncle Victors and throw stones at him shouting 'you devon eating unicorn'
Was unfortunately found back in 94, slumped over his rickshaw, chopstick hammered straight through the ear with a sign that stated three words around his neck..........'devon eating bum''.
sluggy great to see you posting and well mate, i always enjoy your input.
Great youve learned to use gifs, watch out! lol.
He does an excellent job of making himself look like a dope Michael without my help.
What.