Top 2011 Headlines;
1. Eels beat Bulldogs in Epic 180 min GF (Golden Point Gone Wild ) - Stadium runs out of beer at half time making it the driest GF win in the history of Rugby League.
2. Cronulla caught rorting the salary cap and their fans - The sharkes thought they were spending money on players, realise that who they ve signed are actors pretending to be players.
3. Souths sign big O - Oprah to join Souths board
4. TRUTH UNFOLDS - Parra eels is really Denis Fitzgerald & 1 eyed eel is revealed as Ray Hadley.
5. The Slippery Eel to wed long time partner Johnnubound on landmark day where same sex marriages are recognised. But day is maligned with Michael Monaghan type allegations against Australia's newest celebrity couple whilst on honeymoon @ Harold Park.
6. Jamie Soward marrys fellow dwarf, an Water World low there height restriction for him to ride more rides for his honeymooon..
7. Wayne Bennett was caught spiking the punch full of Viagra at the local retirement village on Hokey Pokey night trying to pick up his high school sweet heart..
8. Sinbad caught in a oil fire in his Turkish kebab shop ,but everything turns out alright because the amount of excess hair on his back an other regions ended up saving him from getting servely burnt...
9. Tony Bongos recieves a Bongo restriction in the mail soo is resorted to playing his triangle at the games....
10. Ricky finally becomes moderator an bans everyone from the 1 eyed eel site except for Tinkerbell an lives happily ever after...
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5. The Slippery Eel to wed long time partner Johnnubound on landmark day where same sex marriages are recognised. But day is maligned with Michael Monaghan type allegations against Australia's newest celebrity couple whilst on honeymoon @ Harold Park.
that just sums up you an your bf to a tea
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