Really can't tell if this is pathetic or just a pathetic attempt at an april fools joke
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Hopoate is so very low that, he's lower than a pregnant ant. I'd have to go on and on and on about how very sly he really is.
He is not worth us even talking about him. Thanx heaps.
lol lower than a pregnant Ant lol
Hi Mina. I've been meaning to ask you if you have good original recipes for Moussaka and Baklava. If you do, can you start a thread out in the Social pages or Current Affairs please :-)
If he wanted to be selfish he should've picked up a tennis racquet so he wouldn't have to play in a 'TEAM'.
Q: What do you call a woman who is half-Mormon, half-Jewish?
A: A polygamist who dislikes sex!
Q: Why are prison officials stating Polygamist leader Warren Jeffs is now hospitalized after not eating, drinking enough?
A: Apparently, he prefers kids meals.
Q: How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Zero. Mormons don't use light bulbs because they can't see the light.
Q: How many Mormon missionaries does it take to eat a possum?
A: Three. One to eat it and two to watch out for cars.
Q: What are The LDS 6 P's for perfection?
A: Prophets...presidency...patriarchs...priesthoods...payees...prozac.
Q: Why will Mormons be the first one's to get to heaven?
A: Because the Bible says that; "the dead in Christ shall rise first".
Q: What do you call a good looking woman in Salt Lake City?
A: A Tourist!
Q: Did you hear about the Mormon who went ice fishing?
A: He brought home 100lbs of ice.
Q: Why should polygamy be legal?
A: Any guy willing to take multiple wives is punishment enough!
Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: What's the difference between a Utah State coed and an elephant?
A: About 10 pounds.
Q: Why are there so many unsolved murders in Utah?
A: There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA
Q: Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans to Mormons?
A: Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
Q: What do they call mormons who go to University of Utah?
A: Rejects from BYU!
Q: What does a Mormon do when his team has won the BCS championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What did the Mormon female say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
What is a Mormon woman's favorite wine?
When-ner we gun-na ha-va 'nother baaaa-by?
Why do you never take ONE the Mormon fishing?
Because he will smoke all your cigarettes and drink all your beer.
If money is the root of all evil, then why do they ask for it in church?