Hooray for mediocrity!
Let's celebrate our 2018 season.
Let's pat our boys on the back. You know, make them feel like they've done nothing wrong and remind them that this season was a good lesson in 'trying your best'.

Let's renew Brad's contract. Because putting your belief in someone despite them having no credibility or capabilities is such a sweet thing to do.

Fuck it, lets step it up a little because our team deserves it. I suggest we organise a street parade for the team down Parramatta road. We can all scream out words of encouragement like:
"Winning is for losers"
"The only way is up (but only if you want)."
"We are not losers, we just let others win"
"You learn more from losing"
"If you can't accept losing you can't win"
"Thank you for saving your best for last ... place"
"Winning is for show off's anyway!"

And may personal favourite: 
"Love is Losing and we Love it"

Oh, did I mention the team will be floating down Parramatta road on a massive fuckin blue and gold inflatable Unicorn?
Whose coming?

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  • Sadly its worse than mediocrity, its bottom of the barrel.

    Agree with your sentiments mate, when i see eels fans accepting this garbage it makes you realise how engrained this culture is in the club.

  • And the club should hold a large prevention night where they can count there coin and pat themselves on the back....they can also discuss how come February we will be reading its the hardest pre season ever and the boys have never been as fit.......but will get rolled in the first match. Aaaaargh being an eels fan.
    • lol...……………...you forgot the unicorns will have 10 000 reasons why its not B.A's fault yet again. 

    • I think LOL for a. Eels fan means Lots Of Loses....
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