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This can't be true !

Posted by PARRAAAAAAAA on June 3, 2016 at 11:27pm

Former NRL, NFL and Fijian 7s star Jarryd Hayne has jumped at the opportunity to fill Nick Kyrgios's spot on the Australian Olympic tennis team, saying it was a chance to pursue his lifelong dream."Playing for the Parramatta Eels, playing for the San Francisco 49ers, playing for Fiji – all of this was just a stepping stone to going out on court in the men's singles, and possibly the mixed doubles, in Rio 2016," Hayne said.The running back said he was ready to prove himself on the court. "I've never played tennis before, but I think my ability to crash through tackles and execute those quick breaks will put me in good stead out there on the court".AdvertisementThe fullback said he had always dreamt of slotting a forehand winner past Roger Federer to take out gold for Australia. "It's been my lifelong dream ever since Nick Kyrgios pulled out this morning. I've worked for this. I'm ready for this. I just hope the selectors put their faith in me".

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Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown June 3, 2016 at 11:30pm

Just heard it on 2GB!!!
- robert maxwell > Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown June 3, 2016 at 11:40pm
  
  snake i have heard hayne is our man parra will pay him 1ml a season looks like cory or foran may go mate.
robert maxwell June 3, 2016 at 11:35pm

just part of haynes build up to be a movie star at parramatta mental home, he will be a huge success there no doubt .

i have heard hillsong church will soom make there first full feature movie the man from minto living hes dream...

hayne will play himself , who hes leading lady will be ? will be reported at a star casino dinner with hes friends... a star is born..
Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown June 3, 2016 at 11:37pm

Apparently Jarryd has been playing tennis pro on PS4 for years and says hes going to be Wimbledon champ, im backing him.
Monster Eel June 3, 2016 at 11:50pm

Lmao Hayne playing tennis. Next it'll be hockey then gym then high diving...is there anything SuperHayne can't do?
Omygindahouse June 3, 2016 at 11:56pm

One man one million dreams
Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown June 3, 2016 at 11:58pm

Jarryd invented the dream time in a previous life.
fishbulb June 4, 2016 at 6:44am

It's a piss-take lol!
Wile E. Coyote June 4, 2016 at 7:17am

Would love to see the Hayne plane beating Federa

But not going to happen

AOC chef de mission Kitty Chiller, Found out that Hayne has been swearing at his Ps4 while practising tennis and said that until Hayne can demonstrate good behaviour with tennis on PS4 he would not be allowed on the Olympic team.
- fishbulb > Wile E. Coyote June 4, 2016 at 7:22am
  
  Bahahahahaha!