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The Stats That Matta: vs Manly

Posted by Randy Handlinger on August 14, 2021 at 9:49pm

95% .....of this game didn't even hurt anymore. The tip jammed in at 3min, and i just floated to my happy place.

100%.....I deserved this. I thought it may happen but i kept hope

6x.....Drinks at halftime. Alone. In the Dark.

374x.....I cursed, swore, and generally abused everything and everyone

375x....,Wailed and Bawled (whyhowwhyhowwhyhowFuckfuckfuckfuck)

0 was the Main stat to affect this Game.

0 fucks given

0 Intent

0 lessons learned

0 bpm. Pulse not found. Suspect patient dead

0 ideas from Brad Arthur ( 0 front/rear or any other loads)

Just......a lot.....like, a fucking,......it's a lot.

Of Zero's.

It's a Lot.

Of Fucking Zeros.

 

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  • The Badger August 14, 2021 at 10:31pm

    Zero effort, pride or commitment by the players.

    Absolutely woeful.

  • Collaroy Eel August 14, 2021 at 10:47pm

    1000% loved this blog .. funny as !!! Was a bit the same.. fuck this shite being an eels supporter 

  • EA August 14, 2021 at 10:51pm

    forgot to add a total of 0 brain cells within the coaching staff 

    • Randy Handlinger > EA August 14, 2021 at 11:25pm

      Brad can add zero plus zero. It's easy! Zero! Fuck, add in two more zeros, it still stays the same,  (Brad likes it to stay the same). It's staying zero 'till Brad walks +1, and kinda stays zero if we have to kick him out

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