The Stats That Matta: vs Manly

95% .....of this game didn't even hurt anymore. The tip jammed in at 3min, and i just floated to my happy place.

100%.....I deserved this. I thought it may happen but i kept hope

6x.....Drinks at halftime. Alone. In the Dark.

374x.....I cursed, swore, and generally abused everything and everyone

375x....,Wailed and Bawled (whyhowwhyhowwhyhowFuckfuckfuckfuck)

0 was the Main stat to affect this Game.

0 fucks given

0 Intent

0 lessons learned

0 bpm. Pulse not found. Suspect patient dead

0 ideas from Brad Arthur ( 0 front/rear or any other loads)

Just......a lot.....like, a fucking,......it's a lot.

Of Zero's.

It's a Lot.

Of Fucking Zeros.

 

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  • Zero effort, pride or commitment by the players.

    Absolutely woeful.

  • 1000% loved this blog .. funny as !!! Was a bit the same.. fuck this shite being an eels supporter 

  • forgot to add a total of 0 brain cells within the coaching staff 

    • Brad can add zero plus zero. It's easy! Zero! Fuck, add in two more zeros, it still stays the same,  (Brad likes it to stay the same). It's staying zero 'till Brad walks +1, and kinda stays zero if we have to kick him out

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