The Sim curse

So as we all are aware , any young up and coming player our fearless leader endorses seems to end up on the scrap heap giving oral sex in back alleys for enough change to eat . He's slaughtered more young up and comers than that skanky Charmayne cougar from Queersland .

So .... Inline with our recent madia talk about our Pauline requesting a Royal Commission and a tip off from one of our resident private investigators on this below story.

http://www.smh.com.au/sport/nsw-premier-mike-baird-announces-ban-on-greyhound-racing-after-special-commission-of-inquiry-20160707-gq0fw3.html

I thought it'd be worth diving head first into of Phils endorsements , I Wizards Sleeve am requesting a Royal Commision into this site and its influence on the below events . I know there's more I've missed over the years feel free to add as the more examples the more chance we have of stopping Philp and his endorsing path of destruction .


***The OneEyedEels Greyhound - Phil plugs it , the site buys a Greyhound = then after 200 years of Australian history in Racing the sport Its banned .


***The Coterie - lets get involved with a OneEyedEel Third Party Sponsorship they said - Nek Minit the clubs embroiled in a TPA scandal bringing shame on our great club


***Betting Club - As we all know earlier this year Phil begged us the member to put our homes and families on the line and join his Betting Club , well again , I believe thanks to another Phil Sim(s) endorsement our clubs captain and fine upstanding squeaky clean kiwi was allegedly embroiled in shonky dealings with one Mr Edward Hayson who himself was also a victim of gambling endorsements .



I know Phil is a decent human , he may not even be aware of the Sim curse himself hence me bringing this to everyone's attention before it's too late . This club I fear just can't handle anymore of Phils endorsments . So I'm begging you Phil please mate , whether you're patting black cats or walking under ladders whilst wearing your jersey ... Just stop son , stop it right now .

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