The secret to our recent success

I've been analysing footage and crunching the numbers and the reason for our Grand Final appearance is suddenly all too clear. It was right there all along.

RCG has been one of our best all year. Has a moustache.

Gutho had his best game in ages last night. With a moustache.

Lane has improved out of sight as the season has gone on...but what changed? He grew a moustache.

If we're serious about taking out the Riff and winning it all there's only one metric we need to be concentrating on - moustaches per team. Maximise the mo. Stop training, stop recovery, forget this new aged meditation and mindfulness crap, put every ounce of energy into your upper lip.

Let's take the title this year! All we need is a stiff (and hairy) upper lip.

10825751457?profile=RESIZE_400x

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

    • 😂😂

    • Love it. I might grow one but I might scare the dog.

       

  • Soup

  • I don't know where to post this but here goes......

    I reckon the NRL need to change the rules for GF QUALIFIERS.

    No team earns the right to host a home game in a GF QUALIFIER regardless of where you end up on the ladder.

    The final two weeks need to be played at the home of league and if it's Homebush then that's what needs to happen 

    I qualify this even if we finished 1st or 2nd. 

    The 80s, 90s and early 2000s all did this why the give teams like Melbourne and Brisbane such an advantage?

    To me it's got to be played on neutral grounds at the home of the game .... 

    • Yep I agree 

    • Yes. I agree, and I thought the Sharks hosting a Semi-final at a ground with a 12000-crowd capacity is an embarrassment to the game. 

    • Totally agree. You couldn't get a ticket for last nights game and if you did you were paying $2K to fly there and back and there was no accomodation! If the NRL is serious that game should have been played at Suncorp at best. At least we could've gone and got accomodation and a cheap flight or drive. Too much of an advantage for a team that came 3rd. Bullshit. 

  • Get rid of the caterpillars - they look terrible.

  • Our NRLW team have ordered 17 heavy duty fake mo's for their GF qualifier against Rorters on Sunday.

    That's right folks, even their women's team rort the system somehow.

  • Hidden in plain site - of course 

This reply was deleted.

More stuff to read

Coryn Hughes replied to Cumberland Eel's discussion Victoria's Wurundjeri people file native title claim for Melbourne - Is this OK or Not?
"I think what I'm trying to get at is these indigenous peoples don't have the same start line as the counterparts through one way or another and it's filtered down through generations in my experience.I can't speak for what's gone on in Aus with the…"
6 minutes ago
Coryn Hughes replied to Cumberland Eel's discussion Victoria's Wurundjeri people file native title claim for Melbourne - Is this OK or Not?
"Don't get me wrong HoE we are ahead of alot of the mentioned the issue with it is it's going to a generation or 3 before we see the equality that represents what our counter parts are going through.
Not going to lie here either but some of the…"
12 minutes ago
Poupou Escobar replied to Cumberland Eel's discussion Victoria's Wurundjeri people file native title claim for Melbourne - Is this OK or Not?
"Disadvantage and persecution are two different things Coryn. Everyone knows poor people die younger than wealthy people and men die younger than women. Why would we expect any demographic group to have statistical life outcomes the same as everyone…"
14 minutes ago
Poupou Escobar replied to Cumberland Eel's discussion Victoria's Wurundjeri people file native title claim for Melbourne - Is this OK or Not?
"No Randy, there is growing class consciousness in the West, and the tokenistic social projects supported by Western elites are coming under increasing scrutiny. A more diverse looking elite isn't the 'social justice' aggrieved working class…"
19 minutes ago
More…