The Foran Saga & The Truth.

It has come to light now, that the Foran signing has been a brilliant/evil ploy by the Parramatta Eels.Once it was evident that the Manly Sea Eagles were going to struggle to keep their star halves pairing. The Eels collective of Sharp, Fitzgerald and Spagnolo put their petty differences aside, in order to come up with a sensational plan to stick it to their arch rivals Manly.Parra put together a contract so juicy and yet so ridiculous ($1.2 million plus get out clauses lol), that would make Foran and his manager look like fools if they didn't sign.Knowing DCE to be a money hungry grub, it was obvious he would move away from Manly on big money or sign an equally ridiculous contract to stay at Manly (the later he did, $10 million over 8 years LMFAO).Parra holds on till the June deadline and then pow, tells Foran they want to renegotiate the contract, less money so they can fit in the cap and no clauses, because the chairman stated that no Parra contract will ever have another stupid get out clause. An irate Foran and Manager refuse to negotiate and tear up the Eels contract.Foran ends up in the hands of a club with plenty of cap space like the Titans or Roosters (later being unlimited). Ultimately the Sea Eagles are worse off because they lose the better of their halves and are now tied down for the next 8 years with the unproven one.With their brilliant plan now come to fruition, the Eels announce the resigning of their stars, Half Chris Sandow and Centre William Hopoate.2 premierships by 2020 baby!

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"Basically mate, that 6 more Bs rule has taken any reward away from winning a tackle or getting some control in the ruck. You will see in big games they will just let the players decide it but if they start calling 6 more every set for one team you…"

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The royal OON June 22, 2015 at 7:53pm

Brilliant
GRUNTA - Death of a Salesman June 22, 2015 at 7:54pm

LOL

Oh the conspiracies.

I am so disgusted in everything eels right now, I intend to cause some shite.

Loyalty has been pushed to it's absolute maximum now for years because of dumbass idiots puffing out their collective chests in senior management roles and ensuring we are the laughing stock of the comp whilst they laugh all the way to the bank.

This is the final straw and these bastards will pay...the next couple of days are crucial for you Sharpy and co.

Don't blame Seward he is gone, farking fix it and right farking NOW!!!
Jpav June 22, 2015 at 7:54pm

Awesome!
ParramAddict June 22, 2015 at 8:03pm

So what does Parra get out of all that? Surely re signing Sandow isnt seen as a win?
- Sharkiesboomboomboom > ParramAddict June 22, 2015 at 8:05pm
  
  Free publicity.
- Kurupt > ParramAddict June 22, 2015 at 8:06pm
  
  You do realise above is not factual right, but then again, it has more substance than what the media has been putting out there this year.
josh jones June 22, 2015 at 8:05pm

Are the sane brilliant people who's signed a 300 game player on the decline for a gazillion above his value.
- Kurupt > josh jones June 22, 2015 at 8:50pm
  
  I'll have you know, that particular player we got cheap if you look at his skill set.
  His off field performances are.....well....are you familiar with the term hurricane tongue?