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The Eel Commandments - A dedication to Sir Col

Posted by sixtiesboy on February 16, 2015 at 9:57pm
As our new resident fire and brimstone prophet, Col needs this for his moments of reflection:1. Parramatta are thy team and thy only team.2. Thou shalt not make graven images of Joseph Paulo3. Thou shalt not take the names of Brad Arthur, Daniel Anderson and Steve Sharp in vain (BADASS)4. Remember team list day, no lists should appear outside this holy day.5. Honour thy Blue and thy Gold.6. Thou shalt not deny the unicorn within.7. Thou shalt not accept ANZ Stadium as thy home ground.8. Thou shalt not ever plan weddings or any church events on home match days.9. Thou shalt never forgive Greg Hartley, Gary Cook or Jamie Lyon.10. Thou shalt spend ridiculous amounts of money on thy support of the Eels.
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  • Hugo February 16, 2015 at 10:04pm
    Ah no 6 .... Never ever deny this.
  • Parramatta Tragic February 16, 2015 at 10:12pm
    Number 9, number 9, number 9.....I can forgive The Beatles and Lyon but not Hartley or Cook
  • robert maxwell February 16, 2015 at 10:24pm

    there is many more mate,countless infact.

  • 0v9ywgtc1095d February 16, 2015 at 10:29pm
    Someone is losing the plot. No time or patients. That's a side effect of old age and lack of sex
  • Parramatta Tragic February 16, 2015 at 11:20pm

    Don't let the grey hairs fool you son. Plus there is always viagra. Just the other day my wife chipped a tooth

  • Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown February 16, 2015 at 11:25pm

    Parra Tragic, at least she will fit in with a few of our female members now, did she lose the whole front chomper?

    Run us through the moment blow by blow.

    • Parramatta Tragic > Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown February 16, 2015 at 11:33pm

      lol

      • Parramatta Tragic > Parramatta Tragic February 16, 2015 at 11:53pm

        There are some disadvantages to getting older though. I recently felt unwell and went to the doctor and he told me he wanted a urine sample, a stool sample and semen sample all within 24 hours. So I just gave him my underpants 

  • GRUNTA - Death of a Salesman February 17, 2015 at 6:42am

    I really enjoyed your training blogs sixties but this my friend is pushing it!

    Bring on the footy.

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