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THAT'S IT - I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS SITE - FAREWELL.

Posted by Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" on April 4, 2017 at 3:56pm

Like all good sooks before me I am going to have my RANT and bid you all farewell.

I am sooooooooooo sick and tired of being OUT SOOKED on here - CRIKEY, even some of my best insults are being laughed off by you lot of whingers.

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE - I am leaving - I am stamping my feet and holding my breath until someone goes pink in the cheeks (there's a cue for you Snakie)

Can't get to the Nursing Home to update my meds - Poppa keeps all the $4.50 per bottle wine (including freight) to himself and his lush of a dog - Can't even >>>>>>>>> oh, that's private.

Now, where was I?

Oh yes - I'm GORNE from here - had enough.

YOU'RE FIRED !!!!!!!!!!!

Of course this is only because where I am going for the next week or so has NO internet and my Nokia 3210 can't access WiFi.

In fact it could even turn out to be about 3 - 4 weeks before I am able to get back - BUT - I'M GORNE.

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Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown April 4, 2017 at 3:59pm

Col dont be ridiculous mate, just take a few days off and see you back in good time, your just having a bad day, we all get those.
- Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" > Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown April 4, 2017 at 4:11pm
  
  NO !
  
  My plane is booked and i am going.
Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown April 4, 2017 at 4:05pm

He must have booked into the looney bin for the next 4 weeks ;)
Galactic Soap April 4, 2017 at 4:05pm

I for one will miss you dearly Col. All the best in Thailand and wear two rubbers.
- Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" > Galactic Soap April 4, 2017 at 4:15pm
  
  Ah Frothy - you are soooooooooo kind.
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- Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" April 4, 2017 at 4:10pm
  
  I'll miss you Slugg.
- ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER April 4, 2017 at 4:11pm
  
  No slug ILL BE BACK
- Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown April 4, 2017 at 4:11pm
  
  Slugg you cant leave us for 6 months, im sure youll get a connection.
Kramerica April 4, 2017 at 4:10pm

Later Col - safe travels mate :)

...and Sluggo, same to you brother - maybe you could just hang out in an internet cafe (do they still exist??) for the next 6 months, or hack your new neighbour's wifi :)
Sir Col "THE NODDY MUSHROOM" April 4, 2017 at 4:14pm

How bloody stupid do you think I am Frankie? - not busting my hands smacking one of them in the head.

Might use an iron bar BUT NOT MY HANDS !