1- Kim Kardashian, a big mushy butt and nice set to cuddle up to on those cold nights. beautiful face and useful mouth.

2- Jessica Alba, very slim, toned and beautiful. when your in the mood to throw her around and bend her around walls. 

3- Megan Fox, see above..

4- Nicki Minaj, a controversial selection but would be an experience never to forget, luv that big black butt bouncing.

5- Daisy Duke, in her prime and an old favourite. Those denim shorts do it for me.

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  • 1 and 4 I would swap for Scarlett johannsen and Sasha grey (she's got a proven useful mouth)
    • "I like big butts and I can not lie"

      Nice, I may have to add on a few more rooms.

      Maybe breaking the salary cap with those signings.

  • This is not a team list

    Need to know what positions they will play
    • They are all utility players Wile, I'm a very astute selector and pick these players on the multiple positons they can play for me.

  • Daisy Duke fullback
    Miss Piggy lock
    Morticia Adams 5/8
    Angelina Jolie half back
    Madonna hooker
  • BJ dont you realise you may piss off fellow bloggers/posters with this blog?
    Feck it here is my top 5 champ.

    #1 Mila Kunis- Loved her in Ted, loved her in friends with benefits. Just hot as.
    #2 Kate Beckingsale - Love to be her leather pants in Underworld.
    #3 Margot Robbie - Fell in love with her in Wolf of Wall street. Open leg scene was great.
    #4 Liz Hurley - The original and still the best. Has there been a sexier chick than her in Bedazzled?
    # 5 Maria Menounos - Love her. Check out her bikini slip. Marriage material.
    • Shit, I just realised this is another team list and a top 5 {Michael Jackson Weirdo} list, Sorry to offend. I will think long and hard for next blog peoples....

      A couple nice selections and unknowns for me there Frank, Ill take a punt and say I will play them all.

  • Naughty naughty. Team lists are banned you hear me.
    Check out Maria Menounos and Margot Robbie. Fucken gorgeous. Maria hosts E news.
    • Yes, there the two I never new. Maria know her now not by name, very nice. Ok looking for Margot now, do I need some tissues for this? will have a look then better do some work.

    • Yes I know her too, Yes Yes put her in.

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