Reading the Telegraph this morning and I came across a real pearler in the Essendon supplements scandal . Apparently after receiving a jab in the arse one of the side effects of the unnamed drug was a pain in the arse.I laughed my arse off.That is right up their with orally ingesting H2o.One of it's side effects include: a wet mouth,increased urge to urinate and a dramatic decrease in thirst.Seeing as Essendon is the GayFL the pain in the arse could also be due to the tight shorts.A SPATFA to quote Billy Birmingham.ASADA the kings of the melodramatic overstatement.

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