Personally , I find Kramerica to be quite mysterious and awkwardly sexy in a cyber persona kinda way , slightly James Bondish ( or bondage ) , with his stories about his aeronautical background I picture him driving something sexy like an MG , an Austin Sprite or a Datsun Sunny with whitewalls on the weekends . I picture Kramer sitting in his den ( because he’s too classy for a man cave ) reading leather bound books , giving them an ever so gentle blow beforehand to get the fine aged dust off their covers , one leg thrown over the other to keep his freakishly long penis from protruding from his dressing gown , and sipping unthinkably aged Port from an old NSWRL Parramatta glass from Granny Mays Bookstore .
Kramer is dry , not dry as in spit on your hand before disappointing your Mrs for 10 seconds dry , but humourlessly dry , ironically like a Martini , which adds more to the mystique of our number 1 aeronautical engineer . Now I know Kramer isn’t everyone’s cuppa tea as I get emails , texts , posts to my Facebook , carrier pigeons turning up on my doorstep and even Phil Sim trying to MySpace me Daily telling me how much of a smelly , warts ridden , scabs and flaking skin looking cunt-rash of a human he is , but personally , I think Kramerica is a pretty good old stick . Not sure I’d turn for him , but I’d happly smoke a cigar , drink some of his booze and watch him violate my fat sister in law from the comfort of his vintage velvet corner chair .
So , who else has an opinion of Kramerica ?
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he is legend...............lol ............someone to share a beer with.
Did you just assume Kramerica’s gender ?
We all count Slugg, and that's a good reply and agree with it, even though I have never met nor saw what he looks like, and maybe that's also a good thing.
We’ve had our moments, but one of the better contributors on this site. I can get on pretty well with anyone with a warped sense of humour. Some say he whistles out his rectum like an old bloke playing the flagon when facing north in a southerly, but I don’t believe them for a second.
lol, mate we've had some good sledge sessions. Fongy once said in the cupboard that I was "hysterical like a little girl" during one of our sledgeathons. Dunno about that but it was always good fun and your're pretty bullet proof. Good times!
Actually, I reckon in the real world we would get on pretty well. Pretty sure we both have a similar outlook on life . . . . . and we're both psychopaths :)
The last stoush we had was a cracker. If I remember correctly, you handed me my own arse on a plate. I felt absolutely flogged. It was kinda like being beaten over the head with a ladies handbag, but it was an absolute flogging of the highest order and I thought to myself that day, I might not go there again. Lipstick lashes and handbag bruises aside, it was a damned good flogging nonetheless.
Handling of arses and good floggings , I like where this thread is heading .
LOL LOL Wizza you a'hole !!
\uap>Very accurate discription - except for the books - I prefer Ribald. And the port - I drink Gin and Scotch (depending on the season). And the schlong of course. \uap>Giddyyyup !!!! \uap>As for work - it's business as usual here at Kramerica Industries!! \uap>-
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