I just made a phone call to our snake and made sure he is in good health, which he told me he is but stated he is in some discomfort from surgery he decided to undertake whilst he is on holidays.
He was eager to tell me a few things which he wants me to pass on to all of you chair sniffers.
The reason why he has been away for sometime is that Mr Phillip Sim has paid a full expense holiday to Thailand.He said he declined the trip but Phillip was persistent that he takes a long earned break from his excellent work ethic he has undertaken moderating this site for the year and wants him to be fresh for the following year.Phillip has also included a 10% pay rise for his return in 2015.
I asked what has he been doing in Thailand and the phone went quite for a split second and that second i am sure i heard another mans voice panting beside him, i asked who it was? snake replied i have met a pretty girl named Tutu. Snake wanted me to post up a photo of Tutu for all the site to see how lucky he really is.
He also mentioned he misses you all, and is looking forward to catching up and reading all the new blogs football related and to a lesser extent not footy related.
He has also converted to Islam and his next trip will be to Mecca.
He has also apologised in advance for not greeting anyone's birthdays of late but promises he will send a nude pic of himself in a bow tie for anyone who feels they need an apology.
It would be great if everyone could leave a Christmas wish for slither for when he returns on this site, so feel free to leave a msg in this blog. Make him feel the love my bretherens.
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You've always relayed your admiration for the transgender type females, but for mine your current princess is slightly too masculine.
If you're happy with your lovely lady - just go with the flow old Snakie and we may yet see a couple of little eel slithers around here soon!
Snake, I don't care what they say about you, I reckon you are OK.
Merry Xmas Snake and Tutu and Happy New Year.
Actually Snake has been arrested and refused bail for this unsavory act:-
He is asking every one eyed eel member to donate 100 quid to make the new bail amount of 20 K.
Please save Snake!!
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Is that Snake?
Snake I always thought you were older than this. Your writing maturity defies your age. You and Tutu look well matched, you the bike seat sniffer and s/he the crotch sniffer, so all the best for the future.
Come back to us Snake me old mate, this place just isn't the same without you. Congrats on Tutu, it looks like a keeper.
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