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small boat and two blokes

Posted by ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER on December 12, 2016 at 10:02am

There were two bloke on a small boat n this great white shark knot them both in the water

and then return to attack one of the blokes

and rips of one of the blokes arms and legs

and leaves them alone then and poor bloke just about to go under

and he's mate say get on my back and I will swim us to land

and when they get there the bloke say I fell fuck and he's mate says sorry for that it was the only way I could hang on

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  • Johnny Kolc December 12, 2016 at 10:48am
    Thanks for the translation Pops. The thumping headache is subsiding.
  • est_88 December 12, 2016 at 1:45pm
    A Greek and an Italian go fishing one day. They both cast their lines out, lo and behold they caught the same fish! The Greek man looks at the Italian and says "ok we will fcuk for it". The Italian says "whatever do you mean?". "I fcuk you from behind, then you fcuk me from behind and who ever takes longer to cum gets the fish." The italian thinks about then says "ok let's do it." The Greek offers to go first, after a good 5 mins he is all done. The Italian says "ok my turn." To which the Greek reaponds "nah mate you can keep the fish!"
  • Chris December 12, 2016 at 6:11pm
    Thanks for the English translation poppa.
  • Cranky Brad is here!!! December 12, 2016 at 10:52pm
    On the fish blog that obviously got deleted. You do know fish can actually drown if you cover there gills. Just saying Paul but it's the truth
  • Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown December 12, 2016 at 10:56pm

    bwahahahahahhaah took me a while but lol

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