The sun was hot,beautiful girls are walking around the city in skimpy attire,my mood was great...until I was assaulted by a barrage of phukwit pedestrians bumping into me because their eyes are glued to their phones,not to where they are walking.
What is so important that risking their safety is secondary to sending an inane bulls**t message to their friend? An idiot was descending a stair case,he bumps into me earning a torrent of abuse,another stops in the middle of a crowd of moving people to f**k around with her phone ,causing a rapid log jam behind her.The biggest waste of sperm I saw,was actually looking at his phone,thumbs flying as he jay-walked across George St,dodging traffic.
I feel that as these morons show so little regard for their own safety,that I should start a Phukwit Safari business to do my little bit to help improve the quality of Humanity's breeding stock.
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I think that as a Christmas present,all 1EE members should chip in a box of Band-Aids and a tinfoil hat.We send it to Tad,so he can help staunch his hemorrhaging bleeding heart,and stop the collapsing world from crashing down on his head.
I don't know if it just old age turning me into a grumpy curmudgeon (always wanted to use that word in a sentence) or people in the city are just pricks.They walk straight into you,stop to chat with their idiot friends in the narrowest part of the footpath,oblivious to the obstruction they cause,text while walking,or my personal favourite,usually women who walk right into you because they are looking into shop windows,and give you the stink-eye for not getting out of their way.
They all seem to be selfish idiots who deserve a damn good thrashing.I used to take the piss out of Westies when I was younger,but they are much nicer people than the city arseholes.From now on,only extreme need will see me go into the city again,,,that or a desire to perve on the pretty young things on a hot summers's day.
Oh by the way ,I got a shock at the cost of a train ticket,$9.40 for a return to North Strathfield,Are they serious?Last time I went into town last year it was only $5.80.Does Clover Moore,that po-faced,ugly,bull-dyke lezzo expect me to cycle in?I shat myself laughing at the red faced cyclists using the Kent St cycle-way almost have heart attacks peddling up hill on that expensive white elephant,all 3 of them.
Sorry folks,grumpy old fart rant over!
The pretty young things in Sydney do know how to dress on a warm summers day, but yeah the city is only for sheep.
Won't somebody please think of the children.
Calm down, if you actually had friends to text you'd do it too.
I tell my mates to get f***ed in person,not by text.In my circle of acquaintances ,you are a considered a girlie poofter if you use facebook or twitter for anything other than sending funny videos of idiot fails,porn or the latest chick you allegedly rooted.
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