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  • Super is going to close the whole site down not just this thread when he sees this . I fear for his own well being as the shock might damage his fragile Liberal heart . Can someone ensure he’s sitting down when he watches it please . 

    • Super will be laying in the foetal position if he watches this, he may even catch aids from it.

  • Footy blog of the year so far! 

  • Bully!! here here. This is spot on.

  • Difference Between Liberals & Conservatives
    If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn't buy one.
    If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
    If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
    If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
    If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to
    defeat his enemy.
    A liberal wonders how to surrender 'gracefully' and still 'look good.'
    If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
    If a liberal is homosexual, he demands you bake that cake.
    If a person of color is conservative, they see themselves as
    independently successful.
    If a person of color is liberal, they see themselves as victims in need of
    government protection.
    If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
    situation.
    A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him even when he isn't down-and-out.
    If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
    Liberals demand that those they don’t agree with be shut down.
    If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
    A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion
    silenced and it's followers mocked and ridiculed.
    (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)
    If a conservative decides he needs healthcare, he goes about shopping
    for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
    A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
    If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and
    is embarrassed

    If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in

    Iabor and then sues.
    If a conservative reads this, he'll show it to his friends and have
    a good laugh.
    A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

    • I am utterly offended by this and demand you delete your post immediately

      :P

    • Just replace conservative with adult & liberal with child and it reads the same

      • Ha ha is it any coincidence that the universities are full of libs?

    • Spot on and very witty. This is peer reviewed right?
      I'm not offended, but I do think you have a pretty narrow view of the world.

      • Narrow, how so?

        Every one of those points hit the mark re lefties.

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