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Semi's Guava under investigation.

Posted by The Bear on December 26, 2015 at 11:53pm

According to a mate of a mate over a few pints of Coopera Pale Ale, Parramatta's sport science department are investigating which of the hydrocarbons from Semi's family recipe are responsible for his success. Looking to develop a sports drink to give all of its players 40 minutes before each game as a winners tonic. The rorters are also sending a delegation to Fiji to find their own recipe.

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Ham Sammich December 27, 2015 at 12:09am

Guava or Kava?
- Yobz > Ham Sammich December 27, 2015 at 8:17am
  
  Semi Ripeguava
- fishbulb > Ham Sammich December 27, 2015 at 9:32am
  
  Guava kava.
Micka December 27, 2015 at 5:58am

No no no, it's suave!?!? Da da daa daa daa da da da da.

Mmmmm I could go some tacos now
Yobz December 27, 2015 at 8:15am

Sports science department? LOL!
Monster Eel #38 December 27, 2015 at 11:01am

Natural speed, man. Semi snorts it by the gallons (or Gallen)
Monster Eel #38 December 27, 2015 at 12:49pm

Hey that was the same priest who got the nun to tell the vicar to tell the pope who told me that he has no clue what this blog is all about. Wow, Rev Snoop, you know the same people that I do...wow what a small universe
Monster Eel #38 December 27, 2015 at 12:50pm

So that explains the white beard on his face in the picture above
Monster Eel #38 December 27, 2015 at 1:41pm

I had that nun on her knees between my thighs ...er...she was looking for her...um...rostry beads...
Monster Eel #38 December 29, 2015 at 8:48am

thought they were lost between my thighs?