Eels Blogs

"Get the sand out of your vagina. Are you Mark? No. I thought that was obvious as even you called it absurd. I was an ironic question not an insinuation. You could've just said No but you want to take offense. Are you low on victim fuel since 1EE…"

"So let's tread water 'till someone fucks up so badly that it no longer qualifies as scapegoating to move them on."

"Centre right took a jump to the left or to the right but there is no middle in this era... like being in the middle in germany 38.
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"Throw 1.5 at him "