Secret Email From Chairman to BA

This email is going to be leaked to media tomorrow, I thought I'd post it here first to spoil their party.

Brad to answer your question, fecked if I know. I didn't even know what an effing email was before I got this gig.

The computers were already here and I just starting using em, I would of got rid of the kents if I knew they were leaking.

I should have believed the idiot who tried to sell me new ones, he told me “every other club bought new computers off him”

They walked out with hundreds of boxes of paper, I don’t know where the fek they found em, I’ve been here for over two years and I never saw em.

I think Spags hid em somewhere, the NRL guy told me they found em in our computers. That’s bullsh*t, no way that much paper can fit in a computer.

Paul Kent was here this morning asking me about leaks, I told him to piss off, I’m not a plumber anymore. The NRL guys just left and he already thinks I’m going back to plumbing.

Tell Norms not to worry, I’m having lunch with a TPA, this time I’m sitting a legs length away to be sure. These rules are just crap. I’ll get him the cash, don’t worry.

Cheers,

Steve

"Matterson defence is pretty good, if he has a decent off season he could get that bench spot, can play anywhere in the forward pack, so could be handy "

"Point is , he'll hardly be getting Moses money just cause he gets to kick. . We aren't shy to throw a decent paycheque out there and we certainly have some. If we offered that clown that kinda coin , I'm sure we wouldn't have been offering Peasant…"

Replies

Kurupt April 25, 2016 at 11:41am

E for effort buddy.
Last place April 25, 2016 at 11:49am

Lame
Joseph April 25, 2016 at 12:49pm

lol coming from an illiterate version of a Fong wanna be.

Get yourself an original act before posting insults kid. Now get back to your chippies and nuggets before they get cold.
Joseph April 25, 2016 at 12:59pm

I'll take your advice, I'll stick to being a smart arse, comedy is not my thing.
Joseph April 25, 2016 at 1:00pm

lol Poppa, that's the problem, I haven't worked in 3 days, it's driving me mad.
wiggy 71 April 25, 2016 at 1:01pm

At least make it sound realistic.
- Joseph > wiggy 71 April 25, 2016 at 1:04pm
  
  Ok ok I get it, it's lame. It wasn't meant to sound realistic.
- Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown > wiggy 71 April 25, 2016 at 1:08pm
  
  IT WAS A JOKE, it wasnt meant to sound realistic, some people have totally lost their sense of humour in this cap drama.
- wiggy 71 > wiggy 71 April 25, 2016 at 1:34pm
  
  I know I still would have found the humour in it anyway even if it sounded real you would have got a lot more bites. Didn't mean to offend. Good try.
Frank The Tank April 25, 2016 at 1:03pm

Lol Joe.
Don't worry about the knob jockeys, haters gonna hate.