This email is going to be leaked to media tomorrow, I thought I'd post it here first to spoil their party.
Brad to answer your question, fecked if I know. I didn't even know what an effing email was before I got this gig.
The computers were already here and I just starting using em, I would of got rid of the kents if I knew they were leaking.
I should have believed the idiot who tried to sell me new ones, he told me “every other club bought new computers off him”
They walked out with hundreds of boxes of paper, I don’t know where the fek they found em, I’ve been here for over two years and I never saw em.
I think Spags hid em somewhere, the NRL guy told me they found em in our computers. That’s bullsh*t, no way that much paper can fit in a computer.
Paul Kent was here this morning asking me about leaks, I told him to piss off, I’m not a plumber anymore. The NRL guys just left and he already thinks I’m going back to plumbing.
Tell Norms not to worry, I’m having lunch with a TPA, this time I’m sitting a legs length away to be sure. These rules are just crap. I’ll get him the cash, don’t worry.
Cheers,
Steve
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lol coming from an illiterate version of a Fong wanna be.
Get yourself an original act before posting insults kid. Now get back to your chippies and nuggets before they get cold.
I'll take your advice, I'll stick to being a smart arse, comedy is not my thing.
lol Poppa, that's the problem, I haven't worked in 3 days, it's driving me mad.
Ok ok I get it, it's lame. It wasn't meant to sound realistic.
IT WAS A JOKE, it wasnt meant to sound realistic, some people have totally lost their sense of humour in this cap drama.
Don't worry about the knob jockeys, haters gonna hate.
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